Tiffany Foxx opens up to MTV News about recruiting Cyrus for her brand-new video for ‘Twisted.’ By Jocelyn Vena Tiffany Foxx, Lil’ Kim and Miley Cyrus Photo: Salstylesu via Instagram
These Demi Lovato pics were shot in July 2012….and are being reused in the March issue of Cosmo on Campus….which I guess is cosmo for dumb college coeds that answer questions like how to fuck in the library, how to manage the football team at the same time in a shower gangbang, how to apply foundation to your herpes scabs so no one knows when you’re on stage at a kegger funneling beer in the handstand position….and more importantly…keeping you up to speed on Demi Lovato…every College Kids favorite X-Factor judge..because she had a breakdown….and breakdowns are so in right now….while I am just into it cuz she’s not lookin fat….but she is lookin half naked…and I’m down….because crazy girls speak to me…
Her name is Jennifer Hawkins and I follow her on Instagram, which is probably not her biggest accomplishment in her career, but I like to think it is, at least when I am masturbating, cuz there’s nothing wrong with pretending you matter in the life of half naked women who probably make millions, even if limited to the Australian market, for getting half naked…. She’s not much of an actor….but she’s Australian…and for some reason Australia really speaks to me…because the girls are just hot, rockin’ bodied, and down to get fucking drunk and have a good time….at least that is what I’ve told…cuz the closest I’ve been to Australia was watching Crocodile Dundee in the 80s, and Steve Irwin’s viral video death….and that one Kangaroo porn, that I may have imagined….now this….bra ad….featuring awesome.
I am always down for a crotch shot…even if the crotch shot isn’t one of a sexting nature, but instead of a girl in a pair of really small jeans, showing off her really small body, that would make my really small dick, possibly look a little less small, if I was able to pull it out of hiding, and convince it that it is not in witness protection, or a vampire that fears sunlight….. Miley Cyrus is a babe and her self produced pornography that isn’t really pornography unless you have a very graphic perverted mind…makes life a better place.
Pink, this means you’ll have to throw more than a few sparkles on your box this year, mkay? CBS isn’t trying to have any wardrobe malfunctions at this Sunday’s Grammy Awards and they’ve sent a memo to those they expect to attend to make sure they adhere to certain standards. An insider who received the memo joked, “I assume that my lovely colleagues do not get this same email for the Oscars. And yes, this is a real email,” before texting the message to Deadline.com You can read the full copy below: Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory -kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards- ***GRAMMYS 2013*** CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe. Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast ni**les. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory. Who wants to make a bet Nicki Minaj, Pink, Lady Gaga, Fergie, Amber Rose, Beyoncé, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna ALL ignore this memo?
Welcome to the 2nd annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition! With Valentine’s Day looming, it’s time for you to decide the most popular celebrity couple! We started with 16 couples, and are now down to four. YOUR VOTES decide the winner! How to play: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done. The first semifinal pitted Robsten against Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth . Today: Ian Somerhalder & Nina Dobrev against Prince William & Kate Middleton! VOTE! And the Winner is? Ian & Nina Click Here To Vote for Ian & Nina William & Kate Click Here To Vote for Royals Ian & Nina vs. William & Kate: Which couple do you love more? Sound off now in the Tournament of THG: Couples Edition semifinal round! View Poll » One by one, we’ll post polls of the respective matchups, and after each round, update the bracket as some duos advance, while others are eliminated. It’s easy, fun and decided by YOU! Here’s the Tournament of THG field:
Miley Cyrus may live a ridiculous sheltered existence where she can’t really leave her house or do normal things….like go to the movies, bike rides, dance parties…but she has all this money that allows her to bring the party to her….as she locks herself away in her castle…and gives us a glimpse into her wild and crazy life that remind us why all these celebs turn to drugs…cuz not being able to leave your house…unless you’re an anti social like me….seems fucking boring… And as long as she’s wearing low cut shirts and high waisted leggings in her boredom…putting her ass out there out of boredom…it is fun for me cuz I think Miley’s a total babe.
Sure this isn’t the most erotic pic of Miley Cyrus…you know of her doing yoga on the beach….or WALKING AROUND THE BEACH IN A SHEER DRESS but she’s sticking her tongue out at black people and showing off just how small she actually is with what looks like a long lean body in pics….skinny enough to break in half if I actually had a penis that wasn’t invisible or a barely visible lump when hard…not that I get erections anymore….but I would really try to if Miley came along…cuz this meal ticket…is at her prime….the best she’s ever been…it’s all downhill from here….making her little bra she’s showing off under her wifebeater look like something fun to cum on….to divert her attention while turkey basting her with a previous load…she’s that good.
Sure this isn’t the most erotic pic of Miley Cyrus…you know of her doing yoga on the beach….or WALKING AROUND THE BEACH IN A SHEER DRESS but she’s sticking her tongue out at black people and showing off just how small she actually is with what looks like a long lean body in pics….skinny enough to break in half if I actually had a penis that wasn’t invisible or a barely visible lump when hard…not that I get erections anymore….but I would really try to if Miley came along…cuz this meal ticket…is at her prime….the best she’s ever been…it’s all downhill from here….making her little bra she’s showing off under her wifebeater look like something fun to cum on….to divert her attention while turkey basting her with a previous load…she’s that good.