All of Miley Cyrus’ hard work rolling around on the floor at pilates class has definitely paid off… In a big way. Here she is looking really good showing off a lot of skin in her silly skulled outfit. It’s not like she was fat or anything to begin with, but now she’s just tight. Like a stripper with a coke problem. Is her career at that point where she needs to accidentally leak some nude pictures yet? I think now is the time, her body isn’t going to get any better than this. Actually, I can wait until after the breasts implants.
Who is this Jessie J? Before today, we weren’t really sure. Wikipedia says she’s an “English singer and songwriter” who has had some hits in the UK and written songs for the likes of Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus . Also, she looks kind of like Sasha Grey in her new music video, Laserlight . That’s all well and good, but the REAL reason Jessie has popped up on Mr. Skin’s radar is thanks to this slip of her fully erect nip in the aforementioned Laserlight video. If only it shot laser beams, we’d be buying Jessie J concert tickets right now. See the close-up after the jump!
Here’s Audrina Patridge smiling and posing on the red carpet and acting like she’s completely use to being invited to movie premieres like this one for the Avengers last night. How nice. It’s kind of strange to see her acting like a real celebrity, these aren’t staged either, it’s completely legit. She’s all grown up. Anyhow, with a desperate need for attention and body like hers you’d think she’d be invited to more parties… Of course I’m talking about secret anonymous sex parties that billionaires throw at secluded mansions. I’m in.
Miley Cyrus is starting to bore me with these almost daily shots of her incredibly tight, skinny body leaving the pilates studio in sexy workout costumes…. I’m just kidding, I think it’s awesome. I think someone should hire some massive fake breasted women to stand outside the studio in tiny little stripper costumes just so that tomorrow’s shots will be that much hotter. Maybe a couple of them could be Japanese? Just a thought.
Gary Ross and The Hunger Games have parted ways. Ross’ exit was all but confirmed last week, but he’s released a statement explaining why he decided to discontinue his work with the famous trilogy: “Despite recent speculation in the media, and after difficult but sincere consideration, I have decided not to direct Catching Fire ,” said Ross (below, right). “As a writer and a director, I simply don’t have the time I need to write and prep the movie I would want to make because of the fixed and tight production schedule.” “I loved making The Hunger Games. It was the happiest experience of my professional life. Lionsgate was supportive in a manner that few directors ever experience.” “They empowered me to make the film I wanted to make and backed the movie in a way that requires no explanation beyond the remarkable results.” “And contrary to what has been reported, negotiations with Lionsgate have not been problematic. They have also been very understanding of this difficult decision.” “I also cannot say enough about the people I worked with: Producer Nina Jacobson, a great collaborator and a true friend; the brilliant Suzanne Collins, who entrusted us with her most amazing and important story; the remarkable Jennifer Lawrence whose performance exceeded my wildest expectations, and the rest of the incredible cast, whom I am proud to call my friends.” “To the fans I want to say thank you for your support your faith, your enthusiasm and your trust. Hard as this may be to understand I am trying to keep that trust with you. Thank you all. It’s been a wonderful experience.” The studio also released a statement addressing the news , saying, “We’re very sorry that Gary Ross has chosen not to direct Catching Fire.” “We were really looking forward to making the movie with him. He did an incredible job on the first film and we are grateful for his work. This will not be the end of our relationship, as we consider Ross to be part of the Lionsgate family.” Sad news, but inevitable from the sound of it. And now, the search for the new director begins. Any thoughts on who should direct Catching Fire ? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Aside from a few Twitter-fueled Miley Cyrus anorexic rumors , things are going well for the star lately. She’s got a hot career and a hotter guy in Liam Hemsworth. Miles is having a tougher go of it in her new movie, however. In LOL (seriously, that’s the name), Cyrus stars as Lola (or Lol, for short, seriously), a high schooler navigating through peer pressures of romance and friendship. Lol breaks up with her BF after he reveals he’s been seeing someone else, battles her rival (Ashley Greene) and sees her grades slip. That’s just in the trailer, too! Watch the preview for this modern day piece of cinematic brilliance, which also stars Demi Moore as the mother to Cyrus’ frequently sad-facing character, here: LOL Trailer
The other day MILEY WORE A SHORT TIGHT SKIRT AND FLASHED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN PANTYLESS LABIA ….even though you should know a vagina when you fucking see one…and not really have to analyze the shit…unless you’re fucking street whores who are either post-low-budget-op trannies…..or infected with a wide variety of infections. Today, she’s wearing no bra and a sleeveless rock and roll t-shirt….that her titty is popping out of…like she’s some kind of hipster…and since recently finding a serious appreciation for Miley and her tight little young body….mainly based on her willingness to slut out to get ahead….I like.
As far as wardrobe malfunctions go, I give this a three and a half. Obviously Miley Cyrus meant for us to see her bra, that or she got dressed in the dark, but this hipster cardigan look isn’t working for me. If you’re going to do it, do it, lose the sweater and let the girls do what they’re going to do. Just a bra as a top is a look I could handle catching on with a few hipsters, height and weight proportionate hipsters of course.
Miley Cyrus is firing back at critics alleging she has an eating disorder after a recent Twitter pic sparked a great deal of speculation to that effect. Rumors that the 19-year-old might be anorexic were spawned after posting a photo of her and a bag from fast food chain restaurant Carl’s Jr. In a caption, she Tweeted , “I can’t eat it. So I’m just gonna smell the s**t out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering.” This was the photo: Recent Miley Cyrus pictures do show the star looking thinner than in the past, so it wasn’t totally off base, but she’s not starving herself, dudes. Chillax. Miley, no stranger to Twitter-induced controversy, was APPALLED that people would DARE interpret it that way and HAD to clarify matters … on Twitter. “For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy,” she wrote. “It’s not about weight it’s about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!” She then Tweeted at sister Noah Cyrus: “U saw how much I ate today at Easter but all of it was healthy and even more fulfilling! Health is happiness!” There you go, people. Miles has cleared the air. No need to pay attention to every little thing she does, because she would obviously hate that. We clear?
I’m loving Miley Cyrus’ tight new body, especally from Friday, in a TIGHT DRESS SHE WORE AND FLASHED HER VAGINA IN ……I think it was her Easter dress…cuz everyone knows when you’re a hick….family functions are about dressing your hottest cuz the daughter who gets “Paw” off wins the one chocolate they could afford that year….a tradition the Cyrus family keep up even though they’re rich as fuck…. The highlight of this video, besides her hot, hick dress and accent is just how sassy spoiled little cunt Miley is to the paparazzi…….. She said: Don’t get runover, or do, I don’t really care…. How disgusting, to wish injury or death on someone who is just trying to make an honest living selling pictures of her without her permission, to feed his family and help his immigrant kids live the American dream he came to this country for….. What a cunt….a bratty little cunt with no respect for other people….with a cunt I’d like to wear as a gas mask, or hospital mask, or really anything in and around my mouth….. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
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