It’s usually Santa Claus, not the Easter Bunny, who takes requests, but this year Peter Cottontail brought a special surprise for all the good little boys (and at least a couple of girls) out there: a pantyless upskirt from former child star Miley Cyrus . Miley flashed the goods getting into her car after leaving the gym this weekend, and the posse of photographers that follows her around was there, as always, to catch her in snatch-ion. Whether or not you can actually see her lady lips in the pic is debatable (it may also just be where her thigh meets her crotch), but it proves one thing for sure: this barely-legal bunny has no grass on her basket. See the Miley Cyrus upskirt pic after the jump!
It’s my birthday, so obviously Miley drops some upskirt pics….bitch is working for me…. She was wearing a short skirt yesterday…..that I already posted her riding her bike in….but it turns out she did some leg lifts or Karate kicks, or whatever the fuck she’s doing here, and flashed the side of her pussy….. Now I don’t know if this is actual labia, but from my experience if I don’t know if shit is a pussy slit, or meat, or flap by looking at it in one long drawn out stare with zooming and color adjusting, like I did with this pic, it usually means it is not pussy…. I do see skin, not underwear, and I am sure that’s enough for all your motherfuckers to go nuts over….and it turns out that it’s enough for me too…. In fact I like to think of it as a birthday gift from her to me, since she obviously reads the site and knows I love her tighter, fitter, amazing hick body…..and that it is my birthday…and like a good spoiled brat whore country girl….she gave me what is to her a virtual birthday blowjob….which is apparently the only gift I got this year so far…. But you can change that….just WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK CUZ I DESERVE IT FOR ALL THE HARD WORK I DO FOR YOU LIKE POSTING MILEY UPSKIRT PICS ON MY BIRTHDAY WHEN HUNGOVER AND NOT MOTIVATED TO LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE Here’s the Miley Upskirt I love…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Miley Cyrus apparently shops for a rug in paparazzi-populated West Hollywood area, and upon going back out to car makes quite the snarky remark to one of the paps: “Watch out, don’t get hit…or dude, I don’t really care…” Really, Miley?
A fetish of mine is young pussy. Sure I am an old fuck, so young to me is 25 and 19 or 20 seems fucking perverted and amazing….and I won’t fuck with underage girls even though I can, because it is legal here, cuz 16 year olds annoy the fuck out of me…. Another fetish of mine is girls on bikes…especially on hot summer days….while wearing little dresses with their tits hanging out of that little dress…as her vagina smears the seat of that bike….occassionally flashing people along the ride….and giving me something good to sniff while she locks it up to go into a store to get an ice cream or whatever she stopped to do and I didn’t notice cuz I’m trying not to get caught sniffing her seat….a sweaty odour I wish I could bottle and savor forever…. Miley fucking delivers. I’m a fan….and for once it’s got nothing to do with the fact that she’s some redneck who would fuck her brother…cuz that’s just how hicks do it….it’s all about the bike, the dress, her age, her body, amazing. It’s an easter/passover fucking miracle…like the resurrection of Christ or some shit… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
I’m very proud of Miley Cyrus . It seems that every time we see her now, she is coming out of Yoga class. This type of discipline will keep that young body tight and hopefully she will never end up like chunkster Christina Aguilera . Although, a little extra front meat wouldn’t hurt.
‘I’m not engaged. I’ve worn this same ring on this finger since November!’ Cyrus tweeted on Monday in response to rumors. By Christina Garibaldi Miley Cyrus at her Pilates class in Beverly Hills Photo: Splash News Miley Cyrus is putting those engagement rumors to rest. On Monday (March 26), the Internet was abuzz that Cyrus and her “Hunger Games” star boyfriend Liam Hemsworth were going to tie the knot after photos surfaced of her wearing a large sparkler on her ring finger. I’m not engaged. I’ve worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to tal about! It’s a topaz people! — Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 26, 2012 But Cyrus took to Twitter on Monday to shoot down the rumors, saying, “I’m not engaged. I’ve worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to [talk] about! It’s a topaz people!” Speculation began last week after Cyrus tweeted a photo of her new manicure and the ring. Most recently, she was spotted sporting the large stone on Saturday as the two posed for pictures on the red carpet at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XVVIII in Phoenix. Even though they won’t be planning a wedding anytime soon, the couple, who have been dating on and off since 2009, have a lot to be excited about. “The Hunger Games” had the third-biggest opening weekend of all time, beating out all of the “Twilight Saga” movies when it raked in $155 million. Hemsworth and Cyrus will next be seen together on an upcoming episode of MTV’s “Punk’d,” where the former “Hannah Montana” star tells her boyfriend that two naked people have locked themselves in her car, a prank Hemsworth doesn’t seem to be too fond of. “I knew she was doing the show. I honestly thought she had enough respect for me not to do me, and she got me really good,” Hemsworth recently told Ellen DeGeneres. “Your girlfriend comes running around and she’s yelling hysterically and you see two naked people in your car… I think my instincts were pretty right.” Related Artists Miley Cyrus
I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to think about Miley Cyrus anymore, on the one hand she’s the hillbillied offspring of one of the worst one hit wonders of all time, and on the other hand she kind of makes weird things happen in my genitalia region. I’m so confused. It’s like asking a stripper to marry you, at the time it seems like a good idea, and then someone named Omar tells you that a kilo of cocaine is on your registrar. No thank you.
If you think you’ve seen these exact pictures of Miley Cyrus before, you’re probably right. It seems like every day I get shots of the chick walking around in those same spandex pants and that same hipster tank top, sometimes her bra is poking out, other times her nipples look chilly, but pretty much always the same thing. I’m sick of it, I’d even let her bring back those disgusting mom jean short shorts. I need a change.
I’m not really sure what the deal is with this Hunger Games business, I think it’s a book and now movie for teenage girls, but I know some quality cleavage when I see it. Here’s Jennifer Lawrence dropping some perky boobage at a book signing for the thing. I find it a little odd that she’s signing copies of a book she didn’t write. Shouldn’t she be signing DVD’s or movie posters or something? I guess with this much breasts hanging out she can sign whatever the hell she wants.
