I saw these pictures a few days ago, but had to let them fully digest, by staring at them for a solid 3-4 days, because they are on some higher level of fame whoring, that I don’t even think is considered fame whoring, since Phoebe has been doing this forever, it’s more just what she does… She’s a friend of the site, obviously, how could I not adore a woman who has made a name for herself going where the paparazzi go, in an era before instagram…where if there was an instagram back then…she would have really dominated…like all these modern versions of her are… I love that she’s going harder and harder to get noticed…as she nears 50 and still looks amazing, and I anxiously await the day she’s sitting on my face, it’s been a long time coming and the I know part of me will die like some kind of groupie after sucking a rockstars dick, knowing that I just experienced Phoebe Price…the goddess, or in this case..the reindeer… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pheobe Price is Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same… I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village… Ya know… The post Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same… I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village… Ya know… The post Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel like I’ve posted this too small for her chubby body nipple pic before, but let’s do it again…. There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage and just crazy Disney kids coming into their own strategic fame whoring, before having a falling out, as these Disney kids do, where one got heavy into drugs and had a breakdown before packaging herself as someone in recovery, who loves herself, and the other wears strap ons on stage in shows that feel like a cartoon version of being high on a lot of pills… Well..the non-Miley one flashed her nipple…that I’m sure many have licked…both with and without Wilmer Valderamma, Hollywood’s hispanic man slut who’s fucked everyone and ended up on this shit.. The post Demi Lovato’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Miley Cyrus posing naked for yet another magazine and you know, it got me thinking… I’ve been trying to get Miley to get naked for me for years now with no luck. But maybe I’ve just been going about it all wrong — forget indecent Twitter proposals and blog posts, what I should really be doing is starting my own faux artsy magazine and pretend I’m interested in making a “statement”. Hey, it worked for these guys, why couldn’t it work for me too?
Some magazine I’ve never heard of is featuring Miley Cyrus on their four cover, limited edition, magazine even though people don’t buy magazines anymore, and the pics are fun…but not as fun as Miley has been known to be in her career, breaking free from Disney, since in other shoots, I’ve seen her asshole… I guess what I’m saying is that I endorse anything Miley does, even if her music is dumb and commercial and her intent is to make money and sell tickets to her circus…because she puts it out there and she does it in an interessting way and that to me goes a lot way, even when it’s absolute bullshit…right.. The post Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the more interesting photographters, who is actually a photographer, and not just a dude who takes iphone pics for instagram, even though that’s what everyone is doing these days, and a lot of people are making a really ridiculous living doing it these days, despite having no talent…Jonathan Leder, has beed doing to before Instagram ever existed…it’s like instagram saw his pictures and figured out a way to let people emulate it with a filter…and it’s too bad because actual talent gets lost in the noise…in a video killed the radio star but instagram killed photography stars…that really could say digital killed everything…but then again the future is now, and maybe it’s a good thing that everything is made easier, to really make people try harder…who knows.. What I do know is that Jonathan Leder, friend of the site, one of the original people to shoot Emrata, not that that’s a claim to fame anyone wants, is releasing a book called ALLIE that I guess is on this Allie Leggett girl, who was Miss Kentucky 2013 and perfect… Get the book HERE … Here’s a sample of this pretty serious crucial thing…named Allie LEggett The post Miss Kentucky 2013 Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu…. Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is: “I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.” What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion.. I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen…. She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year… What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become… Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As much as I find the Miley Cyrus tour and campaign sensationalized nonsense, you know a fight not worth fighting, maybe even an unauthentic tumblr rip off because she’s got no idea what’s actually going on in the world thanks to being coddled… Part of me loves everything this girl is doing. I love the potty humor. The vagina and penis and sexuality protest. The digital print of a bald pussy in crotchless panties with a set of fake tits that almost look real…all to say “what’s the big fucking deal, we all fuck, that’s the reason we are here”… I’ve been campaigning against sex in the media being censored or nudity being a good thing not a bad thing forever..so it’s nice to see the general public going that route…it’s the new…porn raised and open minded…dirty in bed…good times… I don’t know if I would want my 10 year old daughter watching this, it is still vulgar and a weird artist statement that is better suited for lesbian coffee houses and not arenas, you know some vegan cupcake side while drinking kambucha and not so much a heaveily marketed disney show…with merch…all while Miley cashes the fuck in making a fool of herself… But it’s happening, it’s different…it’s the now… Smoking some weed… From her instagram… A bonus from Paper Magazine outtake…that is pretty fucking good.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Miley Cyrus Vagina Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .