Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby… That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.
Listen, I like Scarlett Johansson as much as the next guy with a working set of eyes, but yikes. I’m definitely not digging the new haircut on her in these pictures from a charity fundraiser in New York. I don’t know why hotties keep doing this, but short hair is never a good look. I mean, it only worked for Miley Cyrus because she kept getting topless and showing off her booty to distract us. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe this could still work for Scarlett after all. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
First, they were maybe sort of dating . Then, Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus were caught kissing on camera (below). Now, an insider tells E! News that the couple has picked up momentum and may be totally head over heels for one another. Patrick Schwarzenegger Kisses Miley Cyrus!!! The pair enjoyed went out to Mr. Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Saturday night, with an onlooker saying Miley and Patrick seemed “so happy together” while meeting friends for drinks. They remained close throughout the evening and even held hands at one point. EEEK! “She was beaming, she seemed so happy to be by his side,” the witness says. “And he obviously feels the same, he couldn’t take his eyes off her.” Neither Schwarzenegger nor Cyrus has confirmed this romance publicly, though the sideline kiss (above) at the USC football game last Thursday made it clear they aren’t hiding their feelings either. “I have seen Miley with Liam [Hemsworth] and other boyfriends but honestly I have never seen her look as loved up as this,” an insider says. “This is more than just a fling, they look like they are falling in love with one another.” Whoa there! We didn’t see the L Word being dropped this quickly. Cyrus split from Hemsworth in September of last year. “They might seem like an odd pairing, but they are quite good for each other,” a source recently told E! News in regard to Schwarzenegger and Cyrus. “They’ve been friends forever.” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.
I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan… I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?
I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan… I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?
Jessa Duggar isn’t letting rumors surrounding herself and Ben Seewald get her down, responding to the online uproar just as you might expect she would: With an inspirational Bible quote. “Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good,” Duggar wrote on Instagram alongside a screen shot of a Bible passage, which reads as follows: “Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all.” “Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God.” “For it is written, ‘Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.'” Moving stuff, for sure. Is it a direct response to rumors that Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald had sex at their wedding and being discovered by her younger sister Jinger Duggar? We cannot say. We don’t even know if she’s aware that the rumor exists, but given how savvy Jessa and Ben are with social media, we would not be surprised if they knew. The response also makes perfect sense in this context, refusing to address or respond in kind to their critics, but to leave it up to their Lord to decide. Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald Photos 1. Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald: In Love Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald in one of their many sweet Instagram moments. Her shirt sums it all up, really. Jessa, 22, and Ben, 19, decided to have their first kiss in private after their November 1 wedding, to the shock and dismay of her parents Jim Bob and Michelle. Then the rumor hit the web and spread like wildfire: Seewald and his bride did more than lock lips, according to one blogger among the 1,000 guests. A Christian fundamentalist blog claims the two consummated their marriage while in a private church room and Jessa’s maid of honor Jinger, 20, saw it. The blogger stood by the story despite reports that the story was all a hoax , and says that people shouldn’t criticize Jessa (except for not locking the door). Sex, the alleged Duggar Deep Throat muses, is for Man and Wife, so if Ben was getting it in once the marriage was Christened, legal and official, well … It was just the couple glorifying God . Deal with it. As for some other celebrity couples who have supposedly caught having carnal relations in public, the Christian blogger might be somewhat less accepting … 7 Celebrity Couples Who Had Sex in Public! 1. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Miley and Liam were apparently big fans of public sex. Sources say they were once busted doing it a under a table during a fundraising event.
I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance… All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…
Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am… Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes… TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE
