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Miley Cyrus on Bangerz Tour: I’ve Been Drunk the Whole Time!

Miley Cyrus performed in Melbourne, Australia last night, and apparently the land Down Under is entirely devoid of Internet access, as hundreds of parents brought young children to the show, somehow completely ignorant of what Miley had in store: Miley Cyrus: Bangerz in South America Photos! 1. Miley Cyrus On Stage Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone’s bucket list. Miley gets drunk and topless to promote her tour on Instagram, but still, Aussie grownups were shocked – shocked! – to see the former Hannah Montana, twerkin’, gyrating, and pleasuring herself on stage.  Some families headed for the exit around the time Miley decided to give the crowd an update on how the tour’s been going so far: “I got so drunk at other shows, puking at the side of the stage,” Miley said. “You can’t be under the influence at shows when you’re gyrating on f–king cars, so I’m sober. Well, sober-ish. I’m trying to create some memories for you motherf–kers here!” Yeah, she’s just trying to create some memories! How ungrateful can you be, Australia? Seriously though, if anyone was exposed to any age-inappropriate content, the fault lies entirely with their parents.  Apparently they didn’t get the news about Miley’s semen and weed-based art show . Or her latest penises and pot leaves merchandise .  Did we mention Miley loves sex and drugs? Because, yeah…that’s kinda her thing these days. Pro tip for parents who are unsure if they should take their kids to a Miley Cyrus concert: Google her. It takes about two seconds and literally any result  you click on will show you what she’s all about. Hannah Montana is long dead, y’all. Miley Cyrus Concert Photos: She Bangerz! She Bangerz! 1. Miley Cyrus Smokes Fake Joint Miley Cyrus is smoking a pretend, gigantic joint in this concert photo. What else would you expect, she’s in Amsterdam?

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Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora’s Pantsless of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…”like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna sort her her up like I was Chris Brown….” I think I just pretended I was Rihanna. What’s wrong with me, where did it all go wrong? That said, unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness…without candy coating the fact that she is ready to slut down to get ahead – it’s how she got this far and she’s not going to stop…while Rihanna had to do some Britney Spears level UMBRELLA bullshit before leaking nudes, getting beat up, and turning into a girl who gets excited by the smell of sex…at least according to her very deep and meaningful lyrics. Now here’s her ass in tights. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Jesse Helt, Miley Cyrus’ VMA Date, Sentenced to 6 Months in Jail

Jesse Helt is making like Teresa Giudice : The young man – who made headlines in August for accompanying Miley Cyrus to the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards and even giving a speech on her behalf – is headed to prison. The 22-year old received a six-month jail sentence yesterday for violating his probation, according to NBC News. Jesse Helt Surrenders to Police Helt accepted Miley’s Video of the Year trophy at the aforementioned event and then went on to tell viewers about the plight of homeless individuals such as himself. Cyrus later took to social media to explain that she was trying to use her fame for good, as she and Helt helped raised over $200,000 for a homeless shelter in Los Angeles through their stunt. But Miley received criticism from critics who claimed she was simply exploiting Helt, while it eventually came out that Helt wasn’t actually homeless. To make matters worse, the public then learned that several warrants were out for Helt’s arrest , ranging in seriousness from burglary to criminal mischief. Helt turned himself in to police not long afterward and was permitted to speak on his own behalf in court on Tuesday. He told a judge that he’d “like to be viewed as a good person.” Judge Monte Campbell, however, cited continuing probation violations as the reason to revoke his probation and send him to jail. Helt was credited with 57 days served. At the VMAs, his speech did manage to make folks aware of the issue of poverty in America, as Helt told the millions watching at home: “My name is Jesse, and I’m accepting this award on behalf of 1.6 million runaways and homeless youth who are starving lost and scared right now. I know this because I am one of these people. I have survived in shelters all over this city…Though I may have been invisible to you on the streets I have a lot of the same dreams that brought many of you here tonight.” 2014 MTV VMAs in GIFs! 1. Nicki Minaj TWERKIN’ IT! Nicki Minaj twerking like a woman possessed at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards!

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