This just in…Kim Kardashian is a pig….and not just because she fucked in a video she was responsible for, cuz all the girls in her circle were doing it at the time, and it was a good way to go viral before the general public understood what viral was, but because she’s got a horribly shaped body and represents all fucking evil.. But she posted these pics and videos on instagram that probably don’t excite you, as they shouldn’t, but I am addicted to posting this shit, even when it is literally shit, and not just because of her fake tan or public persona, but because sit is the only justification for her size.
Dogs are people too…. I loved this video of alt model Victoria Van Violence who I’ve never heard of, but who I like, and not because of her look, since I hate ALT models and everything they represent, with their shitty tattoos and “not a real model” looks…but when they save cute, scared, lonely, homeless dogs…they become fucking heroes…and deserve for you to stare at their attention seeking tits… If this doesn’t inspire you, or massage your soul…you are probably the fucking devil..
Sara Malakul Lane is a glorious creature sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean Thailand, thanks to sex Tourism…her white dad impregnated something right, and created something glorious, who I am all about, and not because I watch her movies on Netflix every day and every night, even though I watch her movies on Netflix everyday and night, movies she gets naked in, like the good old days of Independent cinema, but because she follows me on twitter, and if that isn’t love…it’s love, stop trying to shit on my delusions…I don’t leave my house…my life is spent on the internet…my imagination is the only thing that’s real…all this to say… Sara Malakul Lane is fucking amazing.
Miley Cyrus is in Canada because she’s Justin Biber, and she decided to be so funny and silly, and cat fight Avril Lavigne over who is more famous, in a vine that should have been reserved to her twerking on a car, and not her trying to be comedic, because when the beautiful and articulate words with great cadence that you would assume was taught in finishing school “You dumb fucking bitch…” leave her mouth…it makes you want the cat fight to end in death…but more importantly….you want Avril to win… If you don’t like that, here she is being Urban….that’s white for black.
There’s nothing Mr. Skin loves more than a good girl gone bad, except maybe a bad girl gone worse! What a time to be alive then, as Miley Cyrus continues to up the ante! During a photo shoot for a remix of one of her singles, Miley appeared topless on top of a horse statue! This isn’t the first time she’s doffed her top for her art either! Who could forget her video for Wrecking Ball where she rides a giant wrecking ball totally nude?! She also popped a titty during her V Magazine Photo Shoot in 2013 , meaning that while this may not be the first time we’re seeing her fun bags, it never stops being fun seeing them! More pics after the jump!
Did Miley get caught in bed with a fan? Miley Cyrus Denies Leaked Freaky Picture Of Her In Bed Via RadarOnlinw reports: In just the past few months, Miley Cyrus has twerked on a teddy bear, slapped a little person’s butt on stage, spit on her fans, and much much more. But despite her increasingly over-the-top behavior, there’s one thing she insists she didn’t do — sleep with a male groupie. As a photo allegedly taken of the Bangerz Tour star in bed with a fan makes the rounds online, Cyrus’ rep is speaking out exclusively to RadarOnline.com to set the record straight. “It’s not her!” a rep for Cyrus tells Radar of the R-rated pic, seemingly taken in the Snapchat app. Stamped with the phrase “Miley Cyrus F***ers,” the person behind the pic claimed to have taken it after hooking up with Cyrus following her March 20 show in Tampa, Florida. Despite the fact that the woman in the photo has much darker hair than Cyrus – and Cyrus’ upper-ear cartilage piercings are nowhere to be seen, individuals connected to the photo have even tried to sell the photo to unsuspecting news outlets, Radar has learned. Cyrus is hardly the first celeb to be slammed with a fake naked photo scandal: Just a few weeks ago, an individual leaked fake shots of a woman bearing a striking resemblance to Emma Stone. Meanwhile, the Bangerz tour continues to roll on, with upcoming dates in Boston on April 3, New Jersey on April 3, and New York City on April 5. Well if it is not her that is a pretty good body double. Also they say her hair is not that color. Well she may have dyed her hair but she is naturally a brunette not a blonde. So if she hadn’t had her hair done prior to that picture then the possibility exists it is her.
Did Miley get caught in bed with a fan? Miley Cyrus Denies Leaked Freaky Picture Of Her In Bed Via RadarOnlinw reports: In just the past few months, Miley Cyrus has twerked on a teddy bear, slapped a little person’s butt on stage, spit on her fans, and much much more. But despite her increasingly over-the-top behavior, there’s one thing she insists she didn’t do — sleep with a male groupie. As a photo allegedly taken of the Bangerz Tour star in bed with a fan makes the rounds online, Cyrus’ rep is speaking out exclusively to RadarOnline.com to set the record straight. “It’s not her!” a rep for Cyrus tells Radar of the R-rated pic, seemingly taken in the Snapchat app. Stamped with the phrase “Miley Cyrus F***ers,” the person behind the pic claimed to have taken it after hooking up with Cyrus following her March 20 show in Tampa, Florida. Despite the fact that the woman in the photo has much darker hair than Cyrus – and Cyrus’ upper-ear cartilage piercings are nowhere to be seen, individuals connected to the photo have even tried to sell the photo to unsuspecting news outlets, Radar has learned. Cyrus is hardly the first celeb to be slammed with a fake naked photo scandal: Just a few weeks ago, an individual leaked fake shots of a woman bearing a striking resemblance to Emma Stone. Meanwhile, the Bangerz tour continues to roll on, with upcoming dates in Boston on April 3, New Jersey on April 3, and New York City on April 5. Well if it is not her that is a pretty good body double. Also they say her hair is not that color. Well she may have dyed her hair but she is naturally a brunette not a blonde. So if she hadn’t had her hair done prior to that picture then the possibility exists it is her.
I don’t know what this is all about, but either Miley is connecting with her country roots in an ungodly way, because the heartland loves Jesus and not this type of smut, or she’s just trying to cry for attention, letting the world know she has little shitty natural titties and that she’ll show them anytime and anywhere she damn well likes, cuz that’s how spoiled brats who get everything they want live…and if it involves toplessness, who gives a fuck, and when it involves Miley, who gives a fuck…like Gaga, she’s exhausted her scandal level to the point where all people would notice was if she killed herself – or fucked on camera…both great options, but until then, she’s been done. The whole thing makes me laugh knowing that when she was 16, these would have been worth fucking millions, and now they are like dime a dozen garbage…either we are evolving as a people, where tits aren’t porn and don’t matter, or underage nudes are worth a lot of money. here is the pic
Most students try to avoid summer school. But Skidmore College may see a rise in applications this year, thanks to a course offered by Visiting Assistant Professor of Sociology Carolyn Chernoff. It’s titled “The Sociology Of Miley Cyrus.” As you can see in the syllabus above, the class will not teach Twerking or spitting on audience members . Instead, it will focus on the “rise of the Disney Princess,” while taking a look at other stars (such as Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera) and also teaching: Gender stratification and the hyper-commodification of childhood. Different kinds of transitions to adulthood. Allies and appropriation. Uses of culture across race, class, and gender. Bisexuality, queerness and the female body. Rutgers University, meanwhile, is bringing back a course titled “Politicizing Beyonce.” Where do you stand on college curriculum being based on the lives of celebrities? Would you take any of the following courses? 9 Celebrity-Based Courses Colleges Should Add Immediately Open Slideshow 1. The Sociology of Miley Cyrus The Sociology of Miley Cyrus tackles the “uses of culture across race, class and gender,†along with “bisexuality, queerness, and the female body,†based on the official syllabus. View As List 1. The Sociology of Miley Cyrus The Sociology of Miley Cyrus tackles the “uses of culture across race, class and gender,†along with “bisexuality, queerness, and the female body,†based on the official syllabus. 2. Momaging 101 Based on the teachings of Kris Jenner, this course will show you exactly how to hold the video camera while your kid makes a sex tape. 3. GOOPifying 301: New Age Mumbo Jumbo for the Modern World Guest lecturer Gwyneth Paltrow will explain how you can turn a negative (i.e. “divorce”) into a positive (i.e. a “conscious uncoupling). 4. How To Be Totally Perfect and Still Not Have Every Girl Hate You Photos of Kate Middleton will be passed around each week and both genders will just stare in awe. 5. 49 Ways in Which Money and Fame Can Corrupt This course will track the rise and tragic, shirtless fall of Justin Bieber, from YouTube sensation to arrogant jerk face. 6. The Douchbaggery of John Mayer Will seek to answer one question: HOW DOES THIS DOUCHEBAG KEEP LANDING HOT WOMEN? 7. Inside Parenting: How to Totally Screw Up Your Life and That of Your Child Taught by Farrah Abraham. Self-explantory. 8. The Social Science of Being Awesome Students will review all Jennifer Lawrence falls and quotes to understand how this celebrity pulls it off. 9. Damaged Psychology 201 Inside the mind of Lindsay Lohan, with Charlie Sheen booked as a guest lecturer.