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Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this. Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays. Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her… That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.

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Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Nudes of the Day

A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point. So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me. A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out. If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook. She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen. Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad. Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.

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Game of Thrones Star Cast in Mockingjay – Part 2

Game of Thrones is about to meet The Hunger Games. Gwendoline Christie, the 6’3” actress best known for portraying Brienne of Tarth on the HBO drama, has been cast in Mockingjay – Part 2 as Commander Lyme, taking over in the role for Lily Rabe, who had to drop out due to a scheduling conflict. Lyme is a past Victor and one of the leaders of District 13; she’s a native of District 2. The final two installments of this Jennifer Lawrence -anchored franchise are both shooting simultaneously at the moment in Atlanta. Lionsgate will release Mockingjay – Part 1 on November 21 with Mockingjay – Part 2 a year later. Christie, meanwhile, will be seen this Sunday on the Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere. Scroll down for a look at how some famous members of this beloved cast look when the cameras are not actually rolling: Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life Open Slideshow 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. View As List 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 2. Emilia Clarke Photo Emilia Clarke stars on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 3. Kristian Nairn as Hodor Photo Kristian Nairn plays Hodor on the HBO series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 4. Kristian Nairn Photo Kristian Nairn from HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 5. Rose Leslie as Ygritte Photo Rose Leslie plays Ygritte on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 6. Rose Leslie Photo Rose Leslie stars on the HBO series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 7. Maisie Williams as Arya Stark Photo Maisie Williams as Arya Stark on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 8. Maisie Williams Photo Maisie stars in the HBO series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 9. John Bradley as Samwell Tarley Photo John Bradley plays Samwell Tarley on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 10. John Bradley Photo John Bradley stars on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 11. Liam Cunningham as Davos Seaworth Liam Cunningham plays Davos Seaworth on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 12. Liam Cunningham Photo Liam Cunningham of Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 13. Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister Photo Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 14. Peter Dinklage Photo Peter Dinklage is one of the stars of HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 15. Alfie Allen Photo Alfie Allen is one of the star’s of HBO’s Game of Thrones. Here, he attends the show’s fourth season premiere. 16. Alfie Allen as Theon Greyjoy Photo Alfie Allen plays Theon Grey on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. 17. Game of Thrones Dragon Photo One of the dragons from Game of Thrones. This guy looks nothing like the actor who plays him.

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Taylor Armstrong Marries John Bluher!

Taylor Armstrong is once again a married woman. The former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star exchanged vows on Friday with John Bluher in a beachside ceremony at the Bel-Air Bay Club in Pacific Palisades, according to People. “Today, John, Kennedy and I became a family,” Armstrong told the magazine, referring to her new husband and her young daughter. “I married my best friend and Kennedy’s family circle became complete.”  The public speaker/author got close to Bluher after he helped Armstrong settle her estate following the suicide of her late husband, Russell Armstrong in 2011. The two were separated at the time amidst rumors of domestic abuse. She wore Chagoury Couture and Jimmy Choo shoes at a ceremony attended by around 120 guests, including ex-colleagues Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump . “I definitely believe the universe put John in my path for a reason,” says Taylor. “John loves me for exactly who I am. I just know there will never be enough days with him.” We send along our best wishes to this couple. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.

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Miley Cyrus Celebrates New Dog, Smokes Pot

A difficult week for Miley Cyrus has ended on a positive note. Days after Tweeting that her beloved dog Floyd has died , the singer showed off a new canine to the world today via Instagram, posting the photo of a pooch named Moonie. He was a gift. “my mama knew my heart was broken & this morning I woke up to Moonie kisses,” Cyrus wrote as a caption to the photo above (left), adding: “No one could ever replace my baby Floyd but this precious angel is lendin me some fur to cry on along with my other babies.” Miley broke down in concert this week while dedicating a song to her late pet and wrote at the time of him passing away: “I know I don’t mean it but I wish he would’ve taken me with him… this is unbearable.” We later learned that Miley’s dog was killed by a coyote . Of course, if there’s one thing Cyrus likes more than her dogs, it’s her marijuana. Today, she got to enjoy both. “Can’t wait to introduce Bean and Happy to Moonie Currently soakin up some Moonie & Mary Jane…. so many emotions I am exhausted.” Miley Cyrus’ Dog Dies Miley Cyrus Cries Over Late Dog

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Kristen Stewart Dyes Hair Orange: React Now!

Nothing may rhyme with orange, but something can now be associated with this color: Kristen Stewart’s hair! The 23-year-old dyed her brown locks bright orange for her role in the upcoming movie American Ultra , with The Maison de Cheveux in New Orleans doing the coloring job and posting a photo of Stewart on Instagram. “Kristen Stewart gettin her hair ready for a new role #americamultra#awesomecolor#houseofhair,” wrote the salon as a caption to the above photo. We wonder what Robert Pattinson thinks of this ‘do. In the aforementioned movie, which starts shooting this month, Stewart will portray the girlfriend of a stoner played by Jesse Eisenberg. “Simply put, American Ultra will be the most fun you can possibly have in a movie theater without the use of drugs, fireworks or canola oil,” producer Mike Bregman told The Hollywood Reporter in November. We’re excited to check it out. And for readers to browse through the following examples of wild celebrity hairstyles: 21 Totally Crazy Celebrity Hairstyles Open Slideshow 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? View As List 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? 2. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 3. Rihanna, Short Curly Hair Rihanna and her natural, short and curly hair make a silly face on Instagram. 4. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head Natalie Dormer has shaved her head for The Hunger Games. What do you think? 5. Claire Danes Hair Claire Danes surprised Emmy viewers with this new bob hairstyle at the awards show. 6. Paris Jackson New Haircut Paris Jackson’s edgy new haircut, from the front, as seen here in February 2013. Like? 7. Michelle Obama Bangs Picture Michelle Obama’s bangs: Fan? Not a fan? 8. Snooki Red Hair Snooki with red hair. Fan? Not a fan? 9. Christina Aguilera Braid Christina Aguilera raised eyebrows with her wild pink braid on The Voice last night. Check it out! 10. Lady Gaga Shaved Head Lady Gaga shaves her head in honor of Terry Richardson’s late mom. We’re not entirely clear why, but there you have it. 11. Lena Dunham Short Hair Lena Dunham has chopped off all her hair. What do you think of this look? 12. Kim Kardashian as Diana Ross Kim Kardashian tries to make like Diana Ross in this picture. Are you down with her look? 13. Miley Cyrus Short Hair Whoa there, Miley Cyrus! Look at the new ‘do on this young star. What do think of it? 14. Connor Cruise Mohawk Connor Cruise has given himself quite the haircut. What do you make of his new look? 15. Demi Lovato, Pink Hair Demi Lovato’s pink hair is all the rage these days. Admire it. Discuss it. 16. Lady Gaga’s Rainbow Hair Lady Gaga’s rainbow hairstyle makes for a terrific fashion statement. 17. Ke$ha Goes Gold Ke$ha in unafraid to mix up her look. In this case, she has glued gol studs to her scalp. 18. Nicole Richie Purple Hair Pic Nicole Richie now has purple hair. What do you think of the star’s fresh look? 19. Demi Lovato Shaved Head Demi Lovato has shaved her head!!! What do you think of this unusual look? 20. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Ireland Baldwin is underneath all this hair. All this PURPLE hair, we should say. 21. Kristen Stewart Orange Hair Pic Whoa there! Kristen Stewart has dyed her hair orange! What do you think?

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Miley Cyrus Cries During a Performance of the Day

I don’t know why I find girls crying…whether alone in the bottom of a shower, or outside of a bar while drunk, or even while performing in front of thousands of people…highly erotic. I think it is because I am in tune with my emotions and respect a woman who can really bring out hers, because as you know women never cry….or maybe, just maybe, it is because crying, despite being a natural release, is the gateway to being a broken, battered and letting all that pent up repressed sadness from self-hatred through a sex tape, amazingness. Highlight of the day.

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Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared?!?!?!?!?!?

This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today. With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED. For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the “ultimate consequence: pregnancy!” And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands. “I don’t think she would even know who the father is, since she has been so promiscuous,” the anonymous insider says, adding ominously: “[Miley] likes to have unprotected sex.” We also know she loves to smoke pot . The combination of these two acts could totally produce a baby. This totally real pal is “sure” Cyrus “forgets to take her birth control pills” sometimes, according to the cover story, probably because she’s too busy Twerking. We’ll keep our eyes on Miley’s stomach over the next few weeks and we’ll take this hilarious story out of the following gallery if we somehow see it growing, baby bump style: 25 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise.

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This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today. With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED. For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the “ultimate consequence: pregnancy!” And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands. “I don’t think she would even know who the father is, since she has been so promiscuous,” the anonymous insider says, adding ominously: “[Miley] likes to have unprotected sex.” We also know she loves to smoke pot . The combination of these two acts could totally produce a baby. This totally real pal is “sure” Cyrus “forgets to take her birth control pills” sometimes, according to the cover story, probably because she’s too busy Twerking. We’ll keep our eyes on Miley’s stomach over the next few weeks and we’ll take this hilarious story out of the following gallery if we somehow see it growing, baby bump style: 25 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise.

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13 Celebrity Sex Tapes You Only Wish Would Leak

There are some noteworthy celebrity sex tapes out there, to be sure. Just not a whole lot that you’d actually want to … you know, sit down and watch. It’s not altogether surprising that many stars of our most notorious celebrity sex tapes are predominantly (or only) famous for those very sex tapes. If you have a lot else going for you, you don’t need to … you know. Anyway, this being April Fools Day, there’s a lot of BS out there, from Ariana Grande nude hoaxes to unsubstantiated pregnancies, breakups and marriages. You may read some crazy stuff today, but very little of it is real. That shouldn’t stop you from dreaming, however. Here are 13 celebrity sex tapes you only wish would mysteriously leak on the Internet one sexy day … 13 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Only Exist in Your Dreams Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lawrence Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after. View As List 1. Jennifer Lawrence Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after. 2. Channing Tatum You watched Magic Mike, which is basically halfway there, ladies. Don’t act so shocked. 3. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis frequently tops guys’ wish lists for such things. 4. Ian Somerhalder One has to assume there would be biting involved. 5. Kate Upton Kate Upton will never make a sex tape, but here’s an astonishing naked GIF at least. You are so very welcome, fellas. 6. Charlie Sheen Not only is Charlie Sheen engaged to a porn star, he is the Warlock. Who wouldn’t watch his drug-fueled freak-fest, just to see what levels of depraved lunacy would ensue? 7. Katy Perry She once rated herself a 10/10 in bed. Just sayin’. 8. Rihanna She and Drake would totally pay random strippers to perform in the background of their romp. 9. Brangelina A Brangelina sex tape would be eye-popping for more reasons than their obvious good looks and chemistry. The tabloids would collectively flip out over the new material they just got for Jennifer Aniston articles. 10. Kate Middleton Two words: ROYAL SCANDAL. 11. Lena Dunham Every episode of HBO’s Girls is pretty much a Lena Dunham sex tape. Imagine the kind of f–ked up s–t she does in the privacy of her own home. 12. Ryan Gosling We are required by the laws of the Internet to include Ryan Gosling on any list of this nature. 13. Miley Cyrus This one feels almost inevitable. 14. Kim Kardashian (Bonus) Okay, there’s already a Kim Kardashian sex tape, with Ray J. But can you imagine if the sequel co-starring Kanye hit the web today? The Internet as we know it would break. Full-on implode.

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