Like I said… These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam… Just keep getting naked girl…I got you. The post Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this week, we learned that Miley Cyrus will host the 2015 VMAs , and the Internet immediately began buzzing with predictions about what we should expect. After all, Miley’s VMA performance with Robin Thicke remains one of the most memorable moments in the show’s history, and for better or worse, her hosting gig is sure to have plenty of people talking the next day. The Parent’s Television Counsel has already blasted Cyrus as “profane” and unfit to host a show that might be viewed by children (Won’t someone please think of the children?!), and we think that’s more than a bit unfair. So far, we have no idea what to expect from Miley’s turn as emcee. In fact, she’s given us no information other than the fact that it will definitely involve hairless armpits: Miley posted the above photos to Instagram this week. We imagine if her life were a movie this would be part of her “getting ready to host the VMAs montage.” In case you weren’t aware, Miley had been rocking some serious armpit hair in recent weeks, and she even dyed it pink at one point. She captioned the photo on the right, “Ew,” so at least she’s aware that close up views of torn-out short-and-curlies are kinda gross. She also tagged Brad Pitt, who’s probably been dealing with that kind of joke since middle school. Poor Brad. Wait…actually, he has the best life in the world. Screw Brad. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos
By now, you've heard the rumors: Miley Cyrus is taking her bisexual tendencies to new heights, and we have to say, she has good taste. She's dating Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell! Witnesses have even spotted Cyrus making out with Maxwell , and HARD, on the Hollywood set of an upcoming music video. Don't believe it? See it for your own eyes in the footage above, which features Cyrus donning a sparkly gold dress while swapping spit with Maxwell. Is it just PR for their new music video or the real deal? We can't say, but at one point, it looks as if Miley's hand wanders down Stella's pants. Whoa there, right?!? Check out the same-sex smooch and then read about the rumor that finds Miley maybe MARRYING Maxwell .
Miley Cyrus’ makeout session with Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell got a lot of attention earlier this week … which was clearly what they wanted. They obviously strive to be seen and talked about, but was this just for the sake of flaunting their hot romance, or viral marketing for their new video?! Sexy pics of Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell making out were snapped on a break from the set of a music video for Mike Will’s song, “Drinks On Us.” Miley fans remember her dating Mike Will – also known as Mike Will Made It – in 2013 and 2014 … or at least hanging out with him here and there. In any case, Miley, Stella, Mike Will, Future, French Montana and Rae Sremmurd are all in the video, so seeing the girls making out on and off set? We’re not saying it’s staged to hype up the video, but we can’t say it isn’t. Of course, Miley reportedly started dating Stella weeks prior to this. Ever since she and Patrick Schwarzenegger broke it off, they’ve been seen together quite often, and undoubtedly looking like a couple at times. Stella recently attended a Miley concert and posted a video of herself singing along to Miley’s NSFW song lyrics, so these two are into each other. The only question is whether it’s platonic or more than that, and given that Maxwell has a history with male celebs AND a Victoria’s Secret model? We have absolutely no idea. Our guess is there’s a gray area and some very blurred lines involved here when it comes to the friend zone and what’s real, vs. what’s for show. Either way … HOT!!!! View Slideshow: 15 OMFG Girl-on-Girl Kissing Moments
Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!! I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape… The post Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit… Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two…. But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album… Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back.. You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life.. The post Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair…. and Miley wrote: thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her… I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her.. The post Miley Cyrus Armpit Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is putting her mouth where her… well, mouth has been. Over the past several days, Miley has made many comments about a very important cause: the struggles of LGBT community members and their families. She has started an organization called the Happy Hippie Foundation to help those in this community suffering from poverty. Cyrus has even come out herself and sort of admitting to being a genderqueer , saying she didn’t “relate” as a child to the definitions of a “girl or a boy.” She also hinted that she’d be open to a lesbian relationship . Now, Cyrus has teamed up with transgender rocker Laura Jane Grace and legendary musician Joan Jett for a moving performace of “Androgynous.” The collaboration is part of Miley’s “Backyard Sessions” series, whose exclusive Facebook videos are shot to raise money for the singer’s recently-launched anti-homelessness, pro-LGBT foundation. Check out the performance here: More #backyardsessions videos coming today!! Huge thank you to Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! and #JoanJett of Joan… Posted by Miley Cyrus on Friday, May 8, 2015 Wrote Cyrus as a caption to the posting: More #backyardsessions videos coming today!! Huge thank you to Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! and #JoanJett of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts for lending their voices and helping me launch The Happy Hippie Foundation. Find out more at happyhippies.org #HappyHippiePresents #Androgynous #HappyHippie. “I’m fighting for people I don’t know,” Cyrus recently told Out. “But it’s also a fight for people I do know, and people I’m close to and love.” These videos include a “donate” button and funds raised are used to create digital support groups for LGBT youth and their loved ones. Pretty cool, huh? View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos
