So I just found out that it’s Gigi Hadid ‘s birthday today. And it looks like she got us something good to celebrate: pictures of her putting on one hell of a leg show during a photoshoot in New York. Now, granted, it’s not exactly what I asked for this year — that would be a set of dirty pictures delivered directly to my inbox — but I’ll take it anyway. Besides, there’s always Christmas, right? » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m 99% sure that Miley Cyrus is just grabbing something from her car here, and not leaning in to give some lucky dude a price quote, but hey, a guy can still dream. And there’s a lot of fantasy-worthy material in these shots, from Miley’s sweet, leggings-wearing booty to the peek we’re getting at her sexy stomach. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: if you want to become a professional hottie like Miley, this is how you should be running errands — in nothing but spandex and a sports bra, and in full view of the paps. Bravo. Photos: PacificCoastNews
When your feed inevitably turns into #ImNoAngel selfies, know that it’s not another meme stemming from Beyonce’s self-titled album. The phrase, which isn’t super far off from #IWokeUpLIkeThis, instead belongs to Lane Bryant, one of the biggest retailers at the forefront of changing the curvy fashion game. Celebrating the beauty of every body, regardless of… Read more »
Earlier today, Us Weekly released the first photo of Teresa Giudice in prison. It was a shock to see the usually posh Housewife in a military-green jumpsuit, but overall, the response to Teresa’s big house look has been overwhelmingly positive. Even better than the favorable feedback, however, is the huge (and much-needed) payday that the Giudices scored from selling their pics to Us. There were rumors that Teresa had sold the photo for big bucks long before the pic actually made its online debut, and now, Radar Online is reporting that the price tag was slightly lower than expected, but the image still netted a tidy sum for the struggling Giudices. Sources say the pic sold for $75,000, and despite rumors that it was snapped with a smuggled cell phone, it seems the photo was actually okayed by the staff at Danbury Correctional. “It was staged in the prison using a service where inmates can take photos with family each Sunday,” says one insider. “The family desperately needs the money and Teresa had no problem using her family to make a few extra bucks while she’s behind bars. She’s shameless!” We don’t if “shameless” is the word we’d use for a mother in a desperate situation figuring out a way to provide for her family. With Joe Giudice unemployed and broke , and Teresa making 12 cents an hour in the prison laundry room, obviously something had to be done! Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to remind yourself of the days when Teresa was living the good life! 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. 12. Mwwwwah View Photo Who knows what kind of booty Teresa Giudice has to kiss in prison. You gotta kick it or kiss it, if you know what we mean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Anybody Home?! View Photo Not here, anyway. Teresa didn’t show a lot in the way of brains in recent years, hence her trip to the slammer. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
One year ago today, Miley Cyrus’ dog, Floyd, died in horrific fashion. It’s always hard to lose a beloved pet, but it was particularly difficult in Miley’s case, as Floyd was killed by coyotes , and sources close to the singer say that she still blames herself for his death. For weeks after Floyd’s passing, Miley would break down on stage while performing, and friends grew concerned as she sank into a deep depression. 12 months later, Miley is clearly still feeling the pain, but she’s decided to mark the anniversary of Floyd’s death in classic Miley fashion. That’s right, she threw a big, gaudy party and invited all over her closest friends and their pups. “Tomorrow it will have been 1 year since Floyd passed away,” Miley wrote, in a message to her fans on Instagram. “At times I didn’t know how I was going to go out there and perform and smile and pretend I wasn’t hurting. “But with you I didn’t have to. I could show my pain and you all would console me. I love you.” Gratitude to her fans and a brightly-colored, festive memorial. Maybe Miley could teach us all a lesson on how to grieve productively. We just hope none of those pooches went home with contact highs. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up View Photo Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. 2. Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies. 3. Miley Cyrus in Hospital View Photo Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine 4. Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo View Photo This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Totally Topless Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though. 6. Smooching Their Pooch View Photo Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former’s dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff. 7. Miley and Dog View Photo We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014. 8. Miley Cyrus and Floyd View Photo Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miley Cyrus Sunburn View Photo Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch View Photo Miley Cyrus doesn’t just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab. 11. Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling View Photo This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana. 12. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that’s how Miley Cyrus rolls. 14. Miley Cyrus Instagram Image View Photo We’re up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She’s singing into a microphone on Instagram. 15. Miley Cyrus with a Pancake View Photo Miley Cyrus is out of the hospital. And she’s into her kitchen, eating pancakes! 16. Glowing Miley View Photo This is an interesting Miley Cyrus photo. She put it on Instagram not long after she got released from the hospital. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus in London View Photo Miley Cyrus does her thing in this photo. In other words: she sticks her tongue out. 18. Miley Cyrus is Silly View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to make silly faces. Take this photo on Instagram, for example. 19. Miley Cyrus in Ireland Bed View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this photo from Ireland. She described herself in it as “sad and cranky.” 20. Miley Cyrus Glam Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus goes glam for this selfie. We’re not sure what’s up with her lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 22. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? 23. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 24. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 26. Miley Cyrus in Bra and Panties View Photo Oh, Miley Cyrus. The singer has posted this racy photo to her Instagram page. 27. Miley Cyrus, Topless Again View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless again. She posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 28. Miley… Dog… Shower View Photo It looks like Miley Cyrus is getting along well with her new dog, doesn’t it? The two poses here in the shower. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Miley Cyrus, Bare Back View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around. 30. Miley Cyrus Nude Instagram Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this Instagram photo. It may be her most risque to date. 31. Miley Cyrus After a Shower View Photo Miley Cyrus loves to document her hygiene habits. She’s done so again in this Instagram photo. 32. Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo View Photo Miley Cyrus is apparently a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Based on her underwear, at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 34. Miley Cyrus and Her Pig View Photo Miley Cyrus has a new pet. Say hello to Bubba Sue, an adorable piglet. 35. Miley and PIG View Photo Miley Cyrus hangs out here with her pig. She has name the animal PIG. 36. Miley Cyrus Acting Weird View Photo This is just Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus. What else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Miley Cyrus with Pasties View Photo Miley Cyrus gives us an intimate look at her boobs in this Instagram photo. She’s sporting some pasties. 38. Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower View Photo NSFW Alert! Miley Cyrus has shared a photo of herself naked in the shower for some reason. 39. Miley Cyrus Instagram Still View Photo Miley Cyrus just wants peace in the world. According to her face in this Instagram photo, that is. 40. Miley Goes Blonde View Photo Miley Cyrus has gone platinum. What do you think of this bold hair color decision? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 42. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 43. Miley Cyrus Masturbation Pic View Photo This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the “haters” away. Just touch yourself, people! 44. Miley Cyrus Nude Photograph View Photo This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we’ve ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Miley Cyrus Nude Image View Photo Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine. 46. Miley Cyrus Nipples Slip View Photo Miley Cyrus’ nipples slip out of her bra … entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you. 47. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. 48. Miley Cyrus Rolls a Joint View Photo Miley twists a jay in the studio. The photo was posted by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber Pic View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself groping Bieber on her Instagram page. Sadly, it’s just a fan-made edit. 50. Miley Cyrus: Dissing Selena? View Photo Is Miley Cyrus trolling Selena Gomez? She’s posing here on Instagram while holding a copy of the V issue which Selena covers. 51. Miley Cyrus Instagram Pose View Photo Miley Cyrus sort of smiles for the camera in this Instagram photo. She’s very weir at times. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s only been three days since Zayn Malik quit One Direction but it looks as though the 22-year-old is already hard at work on the next stage of his career. Sources tell People magazine that Zayn was spotted entering a recording studio today, and it is believed that he’s collaborating with Naughty Boy (the UK-based songwriter who helped launch Sam Smith’s career) on a solo album to be released later this year. Considering Zayn just spoke about his One Direction departure and his desire to “live a normal life” earlier today, fans and the other members of 1D are understandably feeling a bit confused. “He told everyone in the band and management that he wants to live a normal life, and the next thing you know, he’s going into music studios and doing interviews with tabloids,” says a source close to the situation. “Everyone feels a bit misled and thinks he was lying about wanting to live a normal life. Everyone feels played by him. Louis and Zayn are friends, but the rest probably won’t talk to him.” Of course, even if Zayn is actually working on a solo album, it may be just one of several reasons that he chose to part ways with the band that made him famous. Some have blamed Perrie Edwards for Zayn’s departure . Others have claimed that Malik was fired from the band as a result of his drug and alcohol use. Whatever the case may be, one thing remains certain – millions of fans are anxiously waiting to see what Zayn will do next. Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions 1. Stay Strong, One Directioners! View Photo Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available. 2. Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts! View Photo This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone! 3. If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves! View Photo Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn! 4. You Killed Me, Zayn! View Photo This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. No One Understands…Except For You and Zayn View Photo You don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.) 6. Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead! View Photo This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!! 7. Come Back, Zayn! View Photo And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally! The End. Up Next: ” Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Miley Cyrus got FIVE teeth pulled on Wednesday, writing on Instagram of the experience: “Twas in da best handzzzz doe. Nurse @cheythom & Dr. @stellamaxwell took goooood currrr of me & muah pearly whites.” We’re guessing Cyrus may have received some drugs following the experience… though one never really knows with her. Because Miley Cyrus never exactly posts your run of the mill Instagram messages and photos even when her teeth haven’t just been pulled. Two recent cases in point: Miley made a necklace out of one of her teeth; and she pretended to feel up Nicki Minaj in another picture. “”Made Meeeeesahhhh @waynecoyne5 #dirtyhippie necklace with my realllll life tooooof in it that’s some exclusive a$$ DUDE NOW YIEW CAN CLONE ME,” Miley captioned one of the images above. For the other, she simply wrote the message “I heart boobs” using emoticons. And you wonder why we say Miley is one of 29 celebrities you must follow on Instagram as soon as possible? The artist, meanwhile, got a lot more serious on her social media account last night. She responded to a new Indiana bill (which makes it legal for business to refuse to serve a gay person) by calling Mike Pence an A-Hole . Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant with Pizza! View Photo Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. But she IS mocking pregnancy rumors via this awesome photo. 2. Miley Cyrus with Purple Lips View Photo Miley Cyrus is back to being weird on Instagram. We have no real words for this photo. 3. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 4. Passed Out Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus has partied too hard. She’s passed out in this Instagram picture. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Miley Cyrus Covers Pimple View Photo Miley Cyrus has a pimple. But she also has a solution for how to make it look prettier. 6. Miley Cyrus Smokes Up View Photo This is definitely not a cigarette. Miley Cyrus posted this photo to Instagram in September 2014. 7. Miley Cyrus in a Wig View Photo Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It’s definitely a different look for the artist. 8. Very Serious Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus has put her serious face on. She’s staring down the camera for this Instagram picture. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Very Silly Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is in a silly mood. She posted this fun photo to Instagram in late June 2014. 10. Miley Cyrus Hairstyle Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus is getting her hair done in this picture. What an ideal time for a selfie! 11. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 12. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. 14. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 15. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 16. Miley Cyrus with Colored Hair View Photo This is a different look for Miley Cyrus. She’s bored between Bangerz tour dates. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus with a Big Butt View Photo Miley Cyrus apparently loves big butts. And it appears that she cannot lie. 18. Miley Cyrus at 22 View Photo Miley Cyrus celebrates her 22nd birthday in this Instagram photo. It looks like she partied pretty hard in honor of the occasion. 19. Miley Cyrus: Tooth Brushing, Non-Pants Wearing View Photo Miley Cyrus is brushing her teeth and not wearing any pants in this Instagram photo. For what reason? That’s just how Miley Cyrus rolls. 20. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 22. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 23. Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Kid View Photo Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger’s child will look like this someday. We cannot wait for little Miley Jr. to arrive. 24. Miley Mocks the Hadids View Photo Miley Cyrus didn’t snap this bathroom selfie for no reason. She did it to mock a similar photo shared by Gigi Hadid and her sister. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus: Elf Selfie View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself dressed like an elf on Instagram. Some believe the pic serves as evidence that she’s had lip injections. 26. Miley Cyrus on Thanksgiving View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this selfie to Instagram on Thanksgiving. She then sent the very best to her followers. 27. Miley Cyrus Parties in a Taco Costume View Photo Miley Cyrus takes a selfie dressed as a taco. Just anohter Tuesday for Ms. Cyrus. 28. Grabbing a Boob View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to have fun with Photoshop. In this photo, she pretends to feel up Nicki Minaj. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I’ve seen Miley in person and as long as she doesn’t talk…she’s pretyt fucking hot. Tight little, long body, that you’d all let sit on your face, I can assure that..but the second she talks, you just want her backwoods, inbred, hick horse to kick her in the fucking throat, unless it already did and that’s why she sounds liek that… Anyway, as pathetic as it is, I heard Miley broke up with her Boyfriend, so she went on a tour with some low level groupie who is the Victoria’s Secret model who makes no sense, but who hangs with the right kid, named Stella Maxwell…and they went on her first Private Jet ride, and acted silly and had fun because Miley is a bratty rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck… I’m only really into her Banana porn, that you can assume she’s posting to cater to her black market…but the ratchet stripper parody she’s created, as if she’s not a disney kid, in a mansion in LA somewhere, is also entertaining enough to spend less than 2 minutes on, which is is exactly what I did…because sometimes I neglect there is a real world out there that actually has meaning, unlike this.. Some videos… The post Miley Cyrus Banana Porn and Vacation Pics of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t speak uneducated retard, however I will say…this Miley instagram captiom is on some whole other level of amazing… It’s screaming “I’m rich, my dad is rich, I don’t need a brain, but I give brain, to the right guys, to keep things exciting”… However, she’s a disney kid, and everything she does is not authentic and calculated…even this… a most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with…Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that’s why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still … & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stone. People are assuming it has to do with her reacting to this girl, some sorority looking sister, who her homosexual rich kid boyfriend, who is a junior at USC, got down with when he went to Cabo, which is rich man’s Cancun which is middle class man’s Panama Beach….Spring Break baby…where 18 year olds die, get herpes, gangbanged by strangers, etc…. THe fact is that he’s already gone through Miley and he’s a fucking Kenndey, why the fuck does he need to waste his time dealing with her clown shit, when he can just bang a bunch of normals for being who he is, coupled with who Miley is… ANd figuring ou tthe motivations of a 23 year old college kid to fuck better looking girls than Miley…is embarrassing for me…not to mention pretty fucking logical.. I talk to 18 year olds on tinder all the time, these people have no attention span, were raised on porn and just want to fuck…making them amazing little dirtbags…you can’t turn your back on for some annoying cunt like Miley… Either way…her caption…genius…this sorority sister her fans are shitting on…awesome…and now famous…hopefully she filmed a sex tape, but I doubt she’s opportunistic enough, but more importantly, I doubt the Schawarzenegger was inside her, she was just a cover for her Frat Initiation anal sex… Her name is Taylor Burns – Her instagram TOOTSIE BURNS and apparently – she’s his ex girlfriend. WHo cares. Seriously. I hate this post. I hate that I did this. The post Miley Cyrus VS Sorority GIrl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
