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Vanessa Hudgens Does Shape Magazine of the Day

I was involved in a recent Vanessa Hudgens scandal that I decided I wanted nothing to do with – so I just pretended it never happened….. You see cuz these bitches save face from being whores who release nude pictures they pretend are of her at 17 – in hopes of having her movie succeed – making feel like a talent that doesn’t need Disney’s empire to validate her as a player in the industry….by suing sites like mine for posting shit I find starring them…in what is probably their most notable work. The worst thing in all of it, is that unlike PerezHilton, when I get sued, it doesn’t get any fucking press, and just leaves me fucked in the corner like an immigrant rape victim with no rights – scared to go to the police cuz I’ll get deported….You know what I mean… She did do Shape though, tame and photoshopped – but half naked and uncensored. Enjoy. FOLLOW ME

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Liz Hurley is an Old Lady in a Tight Dress Filming Wonder Woman of the Day

I don’t want to give you or your virinity a heart attack, but here are some pictures of busty Liz Hurley on set in a tight enough dress to stare at, shooting Wonder Woman, which is probably going to be your new favorite show….I don’t mean to spoil the excitement of the first episode, you know you’ve already planned watching with a vat of mayonaise and some raw chicken skin for masturbation purposes, so think of it as a preview of what’s to come…if you know what I mean…which you do… FOLLOW ME

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them…. I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is…. Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way…. Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods. I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there? FOLLOW ME

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them…. I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is…. Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way…. Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods. I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there? FOLLOW ME

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

In the event you were concerned with the condition of Ciara’s legs, you’ll be happy to know, she’s still got them…. I don’t know what anyone would be concered with the condition of Ciara’s legs, but I figured it was the only angle I had on this post, cuz I don’t even remember who Ciara is…. Wasn’t she the Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard who everyone thought was a post-op tranny? You know in a it takes a dude to know how to really suck dick cuz he has a dick kinda way…. Well, that makes this post a little more questionable….maybe I should focus on pregnant bitches who I know have official lady parts, you know since this gender bender shit is out of control…Gays to the left of me, trannies to the right of me, lesbians behind me, and bi sexuals everywhere else….I blame all the hormones processed foods. I’m pretty sure she’s got a dick, it may be one of those dick clit pussies, but there’s no way this bitch has testicles…or is there? FOLLOW ME

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Ciara Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Kim Kardashian Out In Her Natural State

I happen to be one of those people who finds Kim Kardashian attractive, I know that’s annoying, but what I like about her is all the make up and accessories and big fat ass that goes into her look. It’s the total package. So when you take away one of those elements like, let’s say all of her make up, I get a little disappointed. Here she is looking pretty damn scary the other day while out “Au Natural”. I don’t like it one bit, put those sunglasses back on and head to the nearest make up application center… Clearly I know nothing about female beauty secrets.

Kim Kardashian Distracts Us With Her Breasts

Lately I’ve been really starting to appreciate Kim Kardashian as more than just a soft skinned vessel to get my big booty fix, she’s also got an impressive set of breasts on her. Here she is hosting some lame Valentine’s Day party the other day doing a good job of highlighting the old front meat. Well done. You know, I didn’t have any plans on Valentine’s Day, maybe I would have like to tag along to this event with Kim, but I guess we’ll never know because I wasn’t invited. Taking a bath with your cat once a year isn’t all strange.

Kim Kardashian Continues Flashing The Curves

These pictures of Kim Kardashian and her half decent looking sister Kourtney in New York City the other day may all look exactly the same, but they’re not, at least that’s what I’m being told. I’ve been staring at them for about half an hour now and I swear I can’t see a difference. To be fair though, I’ve kinda only been staring at Kim’s big boobs, it took me about twenty minutes before I noticed the sister, so I’m not a very good judge. Enjoy.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.