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At Least Britney Spears Is Trying

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to commend Britney Spears for at least trying to look sexy while she does a little shopping over the weekend. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen the old girl looking half decent so I’m not really sure what to make of these. She’s all cleaned up in her sexy boots, like a fancy prostitute you’d find at one of those high class Holiday Inns . You know, the ones with the free breakfast bar where you can make your own waffles. Sexy.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Booty Pumps It

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big fat booty pumping it at the gas station the other day. I for one happen to really like watching chicks pumping their own gas, it somehow makes me think that I’ve got a shot with them because I used to work at a gas station as a teenager and that means we’ve got something in common. I know how insane that sounds, but women are completely out of their minds so who knows what’s going to get them back to mother’s basement. Don’t step on my dreams!

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Kim Kardashian’s Gone Ghetto

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kim Kardashian is trying to get some street cred for her upcoming album and has gotten all “Jenny from the Block” on us. I’m not buying it at all. This is the worst I’ve ever seen her and it’s probably the first time I rather see her fat ass than her face. Anyway, on a positive note, at least it looks like she is coming from the gym.

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Kim Kardashian’s Booty Is Not Ghetto Nutritious

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kim Kardashian’s Booty Is Not Ghetto Nutritious

I talk a lot about how much I like Kim Kardashian’s big ass, but I think I’ve been fooled by some industrial strength spanx, this thing is just weird. Here it is out in the wild without any duct tape or space age polymers or whatever it is she uses to restrain that thing while she gets all dressed up. This is just gross. She’s in her workout gear so she’s at least trying to get it in shape, but I think it’s far too late, it’s just a matter of time before it takes over her entire body. It was nice knowing you princess.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Old Cleavage

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kim Kardashian’s Big Old Cleavage

I think I see some fat Kim Kardashian cleavage… And I like it. Here’s the reality star hanging out, literally hanging out, at the nail salon the other day having her feet manhandled by some Asian ladies. I’m not opposed to being manhandled by Asian chicks, but my feet have never really been a problem area of mine, my crotch on the other hand gets really knotted up sometimes. Anyhow, you get the idea here, Kim’s boobs are in some lady’s face. Hot!

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Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Talents

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Talents

Kim Kardashian may not be known for her talents in the chesticular arts, but I for one think they they are often over looked. Here are her big friends stuffed nicely into a tight dress that leaves nothing to the imagination. I never really understood that expression, there are things happening to Kim in my imagination right now that I wouldn’t even tell my therapist. So naughty. And I’ve been working with him for fourteen years.

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Kim Kardashian Knows How To Fill Out A Dress

Posted on September 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Saying Kim Kardashian knows how to fill out a tight dress is like saying the stitches on her jeans are working hard…. No sh#t!! The girl’s got curves everywhere, even her curves have curves. I love it. Here she is stuffed nicely into an amazing tight white dress while heading out to dinner with some dude dressed as Liza Minnelli. I have no idea what she’s doing, but her big ass looks awesome. I want to bounce testicles off that thing.

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Kim Kardashian Appears To Be A Little Chilly

Posted on September 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian and a couple of her lovely friends walking around town showing us that fall is almost upon us. Because it’s getting chilly…. See where I’m going with this? I’ve got to get a couple of these things to keep outside my bedroom window to keep me up to date on the weather situation. So I know if I should bring a sweater vest or a scarf. Boobs!

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Secret Revealed

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If any of you young women out there who want to famous by doing nothing and who idolize Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass and are wondering how she does it… This is how she does it, she stuffs her face with frozen treats every chance she gets. Secret revealed. She’s also normally really in control of what the paparazzi get pictures of her doing so imagine all the crap she gobbles down when nobody’s looking. And I thought her ass was genetic, I didn’t know it took so much work. Nice.

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Sophie Turner’s Cleavage Is Talented

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that even though Sophie Turner is working hard at becoming a celebrity, staging bikini pictures and probably banging producers, she’s not quite there yet. that being said, I’m still going to post pictures of her because I think she has lots of potential. Lots and lots of potential… Soft, tanned motorboatable potential. You see where I’m going with this.

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