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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s model/nobody Sophie Turner working on getting some media exposure by working on her tan in a bikini. Job well done. Now if she could slowly remove her top and lick her lips, we’d be in business. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Ruins A See Through Moment

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian at LAX ruining a see through moment. For a porn star, you’d think she’d leave the bra at home? I mean, these pictures are pretty damn boring with it on. Kim needs to step it up a bit because like Paris Hilton, she will be forgotten in no time, .

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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Babies For A Stroll

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I love this newly single Kim Kardashian , she looks good and she’s hanging out in her bikini all the time trying to get my attention. Guess what, It’s working. Here she is taking her sweet boobs for a little walk with somebody’s baby. I like it. I want her to push me around in a giant baby carriage and pretend that I’m her baby. Get it? Basically I’m trying to make a funny comment about me wanting to suck on her boobies. It’s not working, but you get the point. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

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More Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is filming new scenes for her “reality show”, which means she’s doing nothing, but she’s doing it in a bikini so it can’t be all that bad. Look at that ass, I want to kick it like a soccer ball. That’s a little weird, I’d probably hurt my ankle anyway so I’ll just punch it with my face instead. I know she’s got a big ass, but it works for her, and I’d like to spend a few hours working my way around it… Topless.

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Alessandra Ambrosio: Hottest Mom Ever

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I keep forgetting that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is a mother, probably because her body is so perfect that I can’t imaging a child tearing it’s way out of it. Here she is playing in the park with the kid in a sweet pair of short shorts. Even just hanging out in the park she looks like she’s on a professional photoshoot. I love it. I bet there are a lot of jealous moms sitting around that park with some of the bitchiest looks you’ll ever see on their faces and a lot of dad’s with stupid grins sitting with their legs crossed. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Light Up The Twitter

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian seems to be taking a page out of the Adrianne Curry How To Get Noticed On Twitter handbook by posting pictures she took of her big tanned titties in a little bikini. Not that I’m complaining, more hot celebs should be doing the same thing, then sending them to me with a personal message of love. It would make my job a whole lot easier and it would brighten up my sad blogging day. I will print them out and keep them in my wallet so that when I tell my family at passover dinner that I’m dating a celebrity it will seem more believable. I hope.

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Kim Kardashian’s Killer Purple Curves

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to make a joke about Kim Kardashian looking a hell of a lot like Grimace from McDonald’s , but her sexy curves have distracted me. I know I make fun of her big ass a lot, but I really just want to hold it in my arms, curl up on the couch with it and watch a Property Virgins marathon on HGTV . Is that too much to ask for?

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Kelis’ Performance Brought All the Boys to the Yard of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I ordered a milkshake the other day cuz I am fat as fuck and when I told the girl to make sure it brings all the boys to the yard and she didn’t crack a smile and instead just gave me a dirty fucking look like that I was a lame old man who bbored her and offended her, so dirty I was pretty sure she wanted me to fucking die. That’s when I realized that maybe that song may have hit a farther back than I thought and maybe it was more of a one-hit wonder than anything memorable that would carry on for generations…or maybe it was just a tired joke she’s heard way too many times working there and that she now can’t help but hate anyone who tries to pull it off like a loser the person must be if they find it funny enough to say… That said, I am not the only one milking the milkshake song, here is Kelis still milking it while slutting it up during a performance I approve of because no matter how ridiculous the bitch may look or be wih her stupid grey femmullet hair and awkard body….she’s still acting like a fucking whore on stage and I love fucking whores….if they don’t charge too much…. Pics via LFI

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Kim Kardashian Gives Us Another View

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt has managed to draw some attention off of her fat ass and onto her sweet cleavage , the only thing Kim Kardashian can do is fight fire with fire. In this case fire being boobs. Here she is out doing her best to compete by giving us a decent peek at her unimpressed cleavage. I like Kim, and she’s been giving us some good shots of her front meat lately, but I think Jennifer wins this one pants hands down. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian’s Tightly Wrapped Front Meat

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is what I like to see, Kim Kardashian making sexy faces while spraying her sweet cleavage with cheap perfume. I don’t really care about the perfume, I just like the tightly wrapped boobies she’s sporting. It’s too bad that Kim’s big ass gets all the attention because her front meat is quite enjoyable. Now if someone could replace that crappy perfume bottle with a water pistol filled with baby oil we’d be in business. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

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