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Sophie Turner May Become My New eGirlfriend

I know that I’ve got a lot of future ex wives lined up, like Cheryl Tweedy and Blake Lively , but I’m starting to think that hot Aussie nobody Sophie Turner has potential to become my new eGirlfriend. Obviously she won’t become my actual girlfirend because I don’t have much room in my mother’s basement for her things and I kinda don’t want to be tied down to one woman right now, but we can exchange sexy photos via

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Kim Kardashian Shows Us Her Cupcakes

Apparently Kim Kardashian will put her name on pretty much anything, she’s got everything from diet pills to perfume, and now here she is promoting her very own vanilla cupcake mix. I can’t believe how retarded this crap is. That being said, I’m happy that she she wore such a tight fitting dress during the promo, it really highlights the only soft tender cupcakes that really matter. I’m talking about her boobs if you haven’t figured that out already. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Kim Kardashian Knows Her Way Around A Lollipop Too

It seems that Stacy Keibler isn’t the only one who knows her way around a lollipop. Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big ass, at last night’s launch of former Spice Girl Melanie Brown’s Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop Series , showing off her oral skills. Unfortunately for her, we’ve all scene her boring sextape and know that this is all just a tease that she’ll never follow through with

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Sophie Turner’s Ungrateful Cleavage

I almost didn’t post these pictures of Australian hottie Sophie Turner because she refuses to give me credit for basically making her the one step above nobody that she is today. Not to mention she hasn’t paid me back with sexual favors, not even a dirty email or a nasty Twitter . But, after getting another good look at those sweet tits of hers how could I not post her?

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass In Stripes

Do you know the expression ‘ A Zebra Can’t Change Its Stripes’? So do I, but it has nothing to do with these pictures of Kim Kardahian’s big ass

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Ke$ha Could Be Gay… or Straight

Ke$ha is a rising star on the music scene. She appeared in the Katy Perry video for “I Kissed a Girl” and her single, “Tik Tok,” was the most downloaded song by a female artist in 2009. Still, the 22-year old isn’t a household name just yet, which may explain why she recently went on the record with Out magazine.

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Kim Kardashian’s Carl’s Jr Ad Disappoints

I thought that Carl’s Jr commercials were supposed to be sexy. What the hell is this garbage? Here’s Kim Kardashian feeding her big ass a salad in bed and, even more disgusting, in the bathtub

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Kim Kardashian’s Carl’s Jr Ad Disappoints

Sophie Turner Is Impolite

I have nothing left to say about this nobody, who is now a somebody, Sophie Turner other than I made her and I still haven’t been thanked. It’s pissing me off.

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Kim Kardashian’s Useless Booty At The Mall

If you wondering where all the Charmin toilet paper went, it’s still stuffed in Kim Kardashian ’s ass. Here’s she is celebrating some fashion thingy at The New Westfield Culver City mall.

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Kim Kardashian’s Useless Booty At The Mall

Kim Kardashian Is Busting Out Of Her Halloween Costume

Halloween is over so I know it’s a little annoying to post more pics of celebrities in their stupid costumes, but for some reason I missed out on these pictures of Kim Kardashian busting out of her Princess Jasmine costume. She looks like she’s on the set of a bad porno, and not a good bad porno if that makes any sense, an actual bad porno with very little banging and far too much dialogue.

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