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Lady Gaga Wears No Makeup, Drinks Miller Lite, Posts Best Instagram Photo Everc

Lady Gaga has shocked us with a new Instagram photo. We know, that’s a rare feat these days from Gaga, and that she achieved it with this of all photos is ironic. Check out her looking like a bona fide country girl out in the woods! It’s hard for Gaga to surprise us, ever, but sitting in camouflage vehicle, in overalls and little to no makeup, and drinking a Miller Lite beer? She has gone and done it. Aside from Kate Middleton or Kim Kardashian, fewer celebs seem more out of place in this situation than the Mother Monster, but we’re loving her for it. And giving Taylor Kinney credit for bringing out this side of her. After years of seeing Gaga in elaborate costumes, writhing around naked and/or drenched in bodily fluids, what a great change of pace this is. “Applause” from us. See more of our favorite Lady Gaga photos after the jump! 31 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. That’s Lady Gaga For You Seriously. That’s Lady Gaga summed up in one photo basically.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Leg Show Is Warming Me Up

If it’s anywhere close to as face-freezingly cold near you as it is near me right now, you could probably use some warming up. And luckily Ashley Tisdale was around to put on another great leg show for us in a pair of short shorts. That said, I’m not sure what I’m more jealous of right now, the car seat Ashely was just sitting on, or the fact that it’s warm enough in California to wear shorts. Can I pick both? Photos: Fameflynet

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Alyssa Miller’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

So you probably figured as much, but for some reason I still haven’t been able to successfully convince Alyssa Miller to go out with me yet. Probably because she remains completely unaware of my existence. But not to worry, because Alyssa isn’t a household name yet either, which means I still have something to offer her in exchange: exposure. And I figure if I just keep posting ridiculously hot lingerie photoshoots of the SI model like this one here, one of those two goals is bound to come true eventually. Most likely the household name one, but hey, you never know. A guy can dream. » view all 29 photos

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Marisa Miller Has Mega Cleavage!

So Sports Illustrated held their big star-studded 50th Anniversary shindig the other night and once again, yours truly wasn’t invited. Even though the only thing I love more than super-hot swimsuit models is an open bar. Anyway, since I was forced to watch from home instead, here’s my personal favorite shot from the telecast, of Marisa Miller . Granted, it’s not as great as getting to see this in person, but it is a lot easier to stare at for five straight minutes without seeming like a giant weirdo. So at least there’s that. Enjoy.

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Alyssa Miller Is Hot And Single!

Good news, guys: looks like Alyssa Miller has played out her 6-month contract as Jake Gyllenhaal’s “girlfriend” and now the SI model is officially back on the market again. So I figure it’s time to make my move. Sure, I may not be a big-name actor, but I can offer Alyssa way more exposure than being “caught” holding hands with a movie star by the paparazzi ever could. All I need her to do is send me a few more great lingerie shoots like this a month, and Alyssa will be a household name in no time. That’s the Tuna guarantee. » view all 34 photos

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Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her… And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

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Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller’s Boring Underwear Campaign of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her… And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.

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Alyssa Miller’s Nipple in Galore of the Day

I posted a few of the pics of Alyssa Miller in Galore yesterday, questioning whether she had a vagina or not, mainly because she’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard and I can only assume she doesn’t have sex with him, that shit is all for image, like dating anyone she can to get relevant, it’s kind of her thing, because in case you didn’t know, she’s contrived tits from the people at SI to be seen as a bigger deal than she actually is. Not quite a real model, at least not before they made her, just trying to hang on and build from where she’s left off, because tricking the world into paying you to model is way better than an actual job guys…that’s why she puts so much into it… And here is her boring nipple.

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Alyssa Miller is A Boring Catalog Model of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some girl who Sports Illustrated created thanks to dating the photographer’s son, probably a strategic move, like dating Jake Gyllenhaal, even though Gyllenhaal is gay, because you only live once and you might as well get as much exposure as possible..you know make the fucking moves when the opportunity presents itself, even if it requires using your vagina as collateral because otherwise some other girl is going to do it and get all that could have been yours…Get money, fuck bitches.

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Marloes Horst in Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

It really is Marloes Horst’s year because she’s popping up everywhere. She’s from the Netherlands but more importantly, she’s from Victoria’s Secret, a country of its own where all the girls are dragged into some cage and put to work…and if they don’t smile properly, they get punished. I guess she’s one of the well-behaved ones, because they are putting fucking muscle into her. They probably got her at a discount and figure they can maximize their investment…by placing her in other magazines…and none of that matters all that matters is something I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, any girl who’s last name is whores and the “T” is silent…is a friend of mine…no matter who owns them… This girl is amazing…

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