It really is Marloes Horst’s year because she’s popping up everywhere. She’s from the Netherlands but more importantly, she’s from Victoria’s Secret, a country of its own where all the girls are dragged into some cage and put to work…and if they don’t smile properly, they get punished. I guess she’s one of the well-behaved ones, because they are putting fucking muscle into her. They probably got her at a discount and figure they can maximize their investment…by placing her in other magazines…and none of that matters all that matters is something I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, any girl who’s last name is whores and the “T” is silent…is a friend of mine…no matter who owns them… This girl is amazing…
Alyssa Miller bores me. That’s why I did two posts on her today. I really just wanted to make sure of it… I guess it all has to do with hating everything to do with Jake Gyllenhall at my core…even if I know he doesn’t actually have sex with her….I see a pussy that pretends she has sex with him to get more high profile and all I see is red… So she could be the hottest bitch around, but I just can’t buy into it…she’s an opportunist slut and represents all that is wrong in the world…and I could get more into it, but why bother, just looking at her cleavage and having it not cancel out how shitty I thinks she is, means she really is that shit… But you may like her and I am accommodating like that.
Alyssa Miller bores me. That’s why I did two posts on her today. I really just wanted to make sure of it… I guess it all has to do with hating everything to do with Jake Gyllenhall at my core…even if I know he doesn’t actually have sex with her….I see a pussy that pretends she has sex with him to get more high profile and all I see is red… So she could be the hottest bitch around, but I just can’t buy into it…she’s an opportunist slut and represents all that is wrong in the world…and I could get more into it, but why bother, just looking at her cleavage and having it not cancel out how shitty I thinks she is, means she really is that shit… But you may like her and I am accommodating like that.
This just in…Sienna Miller lives..and she’s doing a photoshoot for an actual magazine and not sucking dick in a back alley for some drug money like you’d expect her to be doing after she pretty much fell off the fucking planet after being the hottest thing for a minute…cast in everything…because the good news about being the hottest thing, even for just a minute..is the fact that you have a lot of money in the bank and you can save your whoring to your bedroom…or the bedroom of various men you use to occupy your gutter broken down…mind…and the fact is…I think she’s fucking lovely…one of the best there ever way…maybe not in acting…but in something to look at…
Alyssa Miller is alright when half naked for Esquire…except for the simple fact that Jake Gyllenhaal, my enemy who actually got me into the tabloids after he attacked the girl I was fucking after I said “aren’t you the dude who killed Heath Ledger”…which was a valid question and didn’t need dude to react like a spoiled brat that he is… So when I see her amazingness, I smell the tainted Gyllenhaal vagina, but you never know, cuz he’s gay..
SMH. Shady ballers need to stay off the d-rugs! Via NY Daily News reports : Suspended Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller conspired with a urine-sample collector to cheat on a drug test, according to the report. Miller was suspended six games before the season began instead of the usual four for violating the league’s substance-abuse policy, raising questions about what the extra two games were for. According to the report, Miller’s camp and the NFLPA were prepared to fight Miller’s suspension until they became aware that Miller had worked with a urine sample collector to avoid the suspension. The collector reportedly was based out of Miami, where Miller spends time in the offseason, and was “star struck,” a source told ESPN. He then helped Miller try to beat the drug wrap, and the scheme might have worked had a second collector working for the testing company Drug Free Sport not realized Miller wasn’t in the city he was supposed to be tested in. The collector apparently agreed to substitute another person’s urine for Miller’s specimen, the report said. The attempt to circumvent the drug-testing program is reminiscent of Melky Cabrera’s bogus website scheme uncovered by the Daily News last summer in which the 2012 MLB All-Star Game MVP and former Yankee created a site listing a fake product in an attempt to prove he inadvertently took a banned substance. Cabrera was suspended 50 games after testing positive for testosterone and Major League Baseball began an investigation that led to its current probe of Miami steroid dealer Anthony Bosch. This guy got people risking their careers behind his dumb azz!
After three months in a Pretoria hospital, Nelson Mandela has returned to his Johannesburg home to continue his recovery. According to a statement released by…
