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Alessandra Ambrosio in Christmas Advent Calendar Porn of the Day

Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio, who is actually pretty big, as all these models are, being used to celebrate Christmas…for THE LOVE MAGAZINE Advent Calendar I’ve Been Promoting for Years , not because everyday is Christmas, or because she’s a Christmas miracle, but because any press is good press, especially for Love Magazine who are owning this Christmas season with their silly videos, like this one that is not very exciting, not that I would know if it was exciting, I didn’t actually watch it, because I have better things to do with my time, like uploading it to the internet for you to watch instead because old mom models who worked for an evil billion dollar brand dancing around for Christmas not dressed for Christmas..is your fetish…not mine.

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Nicki Minaj for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

Nicki Minaj is now the face of some fashion brand…because she’s either really fashionable, even a fashion icon, which I highly doubt…I think she’s more just someone with an audience who people pay attention to and who a brand will pay a million dollars to – because they want to reach her audience…of white suburban 15 year old boys who can tolerate her shitty music because of her ass implants they all love…since this is the ass generation…and she’s a popstar who pretends to be hip hop, which pretends to be core target street music, but that is really just designed to sell shit to white kids with access to their parent’s credit cards… Not that it matters…nothing actually does…I just saw cleavage and was like post this bullshit…but I’m well aware of it being bullshit…I just don’t think Nicki Minaj is…you know, just a puppet blinded by the lights… If that doesn’t interest you – here’s her nipple on TV…

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Nicki Minaj for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

Nicki Minaj for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

Nicki Minaj is now the face of some fashion brand…because she’s either really fashionable, even a fashion icon, which I highly doubt…I think she’s more just someone with an audience who people pay attention to and who a brand will pay a million dollars to – because they want to reach her audience…of white suburban 15 year old boys who can tolerate her shitty music because of her ass implants they all love…since this is the ass generation…and she’s a popstar who pretends to be hip hop, which pretends to be core target street music, but that is really just designed to sell shit to white kids with access to their parent’s credit cards… Not that it matters…nothing actually does…I just saw cleavage and was like post this bullshit…but I’m well aware of it being bullshit…I just don’t think Nicki Minaj is…you know, just a puppet blinded by the lights… If that doesn’t interest you – here’s her nipple on TV…

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Zoe Cross Flashes her Ass for Some Campaign of the Day

I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.

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Kate Upton for Fire Age Campaign of the Day

Game of War – Decisions from Jeguk Group on Vimeo . Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

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Forbes Top Female Artist Money Makers!!!

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33 year old Beyonce Knowles managed to make 115 million dollars in 2014, topping the Forbes female artist list.  Album sales, endorsement deals with H…

Forbes Top Female Artist Money Makers!!!

Jessica Simpson Looks Skinny and Hot of the Day

There is hope in the world for fat girls everywhere – that if you are offered a million dollars or more for a campaign based on your post pregnancy weight, you will hire trainers and chefs to make sure that you are getting all the nutrients you need, while getting ripped…I mean there are also doctors and hormone therapy and all kind of science that can take you from being the BBQ Boat that was Jessica Simpson to being this fit, in her 30s, mom of two…it’s amazing what a little forced motivation from your team and lots of money can do to your emotional eating… So what’s your excuse fatty… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist… The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year… Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret…. I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist… The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year… Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret…. I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money. The whole thing…stupid as fuck… But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

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