When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around…. This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything…. The post Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We are in a generation of insta babes…girls who you may or may not have ever heard of…who you may or may not know what they do…but who have a massive following….and who you follow without even realizing it…so that you know what she ate for lunch or where she’s partying…even though you’ve never met her…but you feel connected to her and love her… Today’s instababe is @gizelgizel ….and we wanted to find out more about her so we asked her 5 questions: What is your hustle? Clothing line am working on and modeling and gogo dancer Why should someone follow you on Instagram? to understand my personality and humor What’s your favourite love song? Must of been love rosette If you had to bang a handicap person – what handicap would you choose and why? (silence) What is your favourite drug that’s not marijuana? caffeine and shoe What would you do for a Klondike bar ? (silence) What’s the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? jumping out of a airplane am afraid of height What fantasy do you have that you haven’t tried? Rolling around a million dollar naked lol What will you do once you reach a million followers? I would’ve have but am always getting deleted up have a million on my Fb fan page umm I think I would don more videos for my fans Follow goddesss @gizelgizel . The post 5 Questions with GizelGizel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 12, 2015 at 1:36pm PDT This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job.. It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass.. It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad.. The post Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People find Chelsea Handler funny….you know a mean spirited, bitter hag comedian making bitchy jokes…can be funny…shocking and get you noticed… I find Chelsea Handler’s best joke the way she’s been handling not getting the job as David Letterman’s replacement…especially after she likely sucked Les Moonves off at least once…in her rise to fame… I think these post her tits, post her ass, push the limits of Instagram rules like a “rebel” pretending to be a feminist…is desperation at its finest…because she has money now… Where as when she was whoring out when launching her career as she worked as a waitress…was just standard… What it comes down to is that it is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already in private, we’ve already seen your tits…your ass is probably just as played out…post pussy…stop tip toeing on the line of appropriate…shocking…fucking five in you phoney bitch.. The post Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty sure that Gisele is making a couple of million dollars for being this year’s face and I guess body for Chanel…which means that these topless pics cost Chanel millions of dolllars to get…which is pretty bad business considering I know at least 100 girls who would have got more than just topless, even spread vagina for Chanel number 5, which really would be appropriate…considering what better use of perfume than to hose down some whore pussy… Either way, Gisele is kind of a man, so paying her anything to be topless is just insanity…and why people bother with these models is beyond me…with a million dollars of marketing budget…I could easily steal it and move to a third world country….and produce a campaign down there for 20 dollars and goat for the brand…but I guess that’s not the vibe they are going for…yet this boring ass pic is…not that it is an ass pic…Tom Brady probably wishes it was, because the second he gets the prosthetic balls on her…he can cum… The post Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Russell Simmons doesn’t only have an adult lisp, he also has a niece, who is the daughter of Run from Run DMC… She lives in Miami on what I assume is a pretty awesome trust fund and takes advantage of the papaprazzi willing to take pics of her because unlike the other fame whores the Miami paparazzi take pics of, this Angela Simmons has been on TV, has famous relatives, and can really just focus her time on posing… Girls love being looked at, especially when they have everything else they need, are ridiculously hooked up, and never have to work a day in their lives…unless this is what she considers a working a day in her life…which she probably does when Daddy tells her to scale back on her spending and she goes “But daddy, I’m doing PR for my bathing suit line you threw a million dollars at to keep me busy, look at my instagram, there are pics there, and blogs even posted them”… Which I guess is better than snorting heroin and crying about being trust brat…like so many trust fund brats… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Angela Simmons Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Future Rhymes About Breakup With Ciara Ciara is making no secret of the fact that she’s moving on from her broken engagement to Future — even singing out a formal “eff you” to her ex on her recently released single “I Bet.” But is Future clapping back at Ciara’s musical middle finger with a lyrical breakup recap of his own? On his track “Just Like Bruddas,” off his recently dropped Beast Mode mixtape, the ATL rapper rhymes: Half a million dollars on a ring / I’m taken percocets. Sh** ain’t been the same / They talkin’ bout me on the ‘Gram. They say I turned my back on my baby mama Sounds very specific…don’t you think? Take a listen here: Hmm, what do you think BOSSIP fam? Is Future going tit for tat with CiCi?
Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….
