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Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, yesterday’s theme of the site, because this is a journey we are on together, best read chronologically….watching me slowly wake up with my rants against rich, famous, sometimes hot, always lame bitches….before falling off midday before I start drinking…day after day for the last 12 years of my life…with all this nonsense… So here’s Natalia Vodianova for a lingerie campaign…because Natalia Vodianova lives… She’s “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″ She’s been modeling….and is considered a supermodel…but I am more interested in her other job, as a mom of 4 with various rich men, each richer than the next….as well as the fact that she’s old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia through the Siberian mountains…for the good model life of luxury, because Russians, despite having no soul are hyper intelligent and calculating spies who can get what they want out of men with their vaginas…or in this case…by wearing lingerie… The brand is Etam, it’s her only client, she’s been doing their underwear campaigns for at least 2-3 years, which I guess in the model world…is forever…especially when she’s 100 years old… The post Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato for Complex / Hearst of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hearst just invested 21 Million Dollars into Complex…and to celebrate their new money…my longtime friends and partners at Complex, who I think I’ve been working with since they featured me when I was relevant in 2006…because I guess I tricked them…into thinking I may be relevant…because I was never relevant.. It turns out that they spent the 21 million dollar investment on photoshopping Demi Lovato for their latest issue…and it turns out they turned her into Dita VOn Teese, the only hollywood starlet from the late 90s, who was never Hollywood but more Playboy, that her boyfriend FES from That 70s Show never fucked… This is the same issue that Bieber is on the other cover of, where he said he doesn’t need to go to Church to be a Christian like you don’t need to go to Taco Bell to be a Taco…because AMerica loves Christianity as no one has told them that there is no GOD… See the spread HERE The post Demi Lovato for Complex / Hearst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work… So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money… She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for… SFW I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks.. Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me… I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good… The post Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Flashing the Camera Outside The Court House…and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2015 by admin2| Leave a comment

Waiter Poured Hot Soup on Female Customer Girl JiuJitsu’s Her Boyfriend Naked Protestor… Topless Book Club in New York White on Black Cop Love Car VS Military Vehicle… Morning Workout One Legged Cement Worker 2 Idiots in a Car… Truck VS TRaffic RObber Tells Dude to Keep His Money Bear Rolling Down the Hill Human Tow Truck Kid VS 1.5 Million Dollars Painting… The post Woman Flashing the Camera Outside The Court House…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement… I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this… Yay. The post Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing…. That or…they just have a cloning facility that is run by Josephine Skriver’s dad… Either way – Raica Oliveira is 30. She’s too old to model, but pulls out her tits, and as I learned from my grandmother, you’re never too old to pull out your tits, there will always be a fucked up gringo willing to throw money at you… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how many times I said “I hope that fucking asshole from Ed Hardy Dies, so that these loud, trashy, mid 2000s clothes that made him a millionaire a few times over, dressing cheesy coke head women beating assholes in bottle service or the gym dancing to Tiesto…who don’t know they are faggots, because if they did, they would have better taste”….back when Ed Hardy was a thing… Well he died of cancer, which is less fun and glamorous than a drug overdose in bottle service with his cheesy bros who made his shirts famous… He was 57 years old and worth over 250 million dollars…because he figured out how to make and market garbage people would eat up…probably from working as a designer for other brands…and realized how he could make a ton of fucking money doing it…so he did… He created a fucking style, trend and paved the way for assholes everywhere to look in the mirror before going out, flexing and really thinking they looked goood.. All this to say…Ed Hardy will never die…it will forever live in a dark place in my heart…and Christian Audigier had the last laugh becaue you know as well as I know that he probably hated the shirts as much as we did…he just loved every dollar they made him….he turend shit into gold… RIP Motherfucker Ed Hardy will never die…Here he is tanned with a model…because #goals… Ed Hardy will never die…Here’s Ashley Tisdale’s ass in 2008 wearing her Ed Hardy because she was paid to, or maybe because she thought it was cool and has no taste because she’s a robot.. The post RIP MOTHERFUCKER the CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER EDITION Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I asked my facebook friends about a rumor I had heard about a Victoria’s Secret model…basically the rumor is that it is a known fact that one fo the VS model…past or present…recently accepted 1,000,000 dollars to have sex, we’re talking one night, with a very very rich dude who can afford to drop a million dollars on a pussy… I heard the guy was fat and disgusting, clearly if he’s willing to pay a model a million dollars, he’s slimey as fuck… Eveyrone on Facebook called out Miranda Kerr as the girl who did it… Now I’ve heard all kinds of rumors about her, from Fucking Bieber, to other billionares in her baby daddy circle…throwing away her contract…but a high paid escort, who we would all fuck for one night foa a million dollars, but is still a fucking escort…is just the next level of obvious, expected, considering everything, but still trashy, which I guess comes with the territory…I mean she’s hot bodied, has good fake tits, but that doesn’t mean she’s a self respecting lady…or classy…I mean she’s Australian…you know how Australians are… That said, here she is in a magazine, because Magazine appearances are key to getting million dollar sex offers…and million dollar sex offers are pretty fucking awesome for any girl.. I never pay more than 100 dollars. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Does Yoga of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba, who is worth 200 million dollars because she goes to her office everyday to oversee the actual management team who are worth 800 million thanks to letting Jessica Alba think she’s hard working CEO… She’s proof that if you’re pretty you can make it in anything and it doesn’t require talent or education…Just smile and show your pretty face and people will cast you as the hot girl and overpay you….and execs will say “we really like your business skills, that MBA you got from an IVY League, oh wait you’re a high school drop out, ok, just look pretty and we’ll make you lots of money”…. She’s living the American Dream, despite being half Mexican…what Trump hates…She’s got famous, the number one dream of Americans…and Now she’s a figurehead of a huge corporation….#Merica #USA. She’s also doing Yoga… The post Jessica Alba Does Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Banks Weirdo Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Banks is the most important person in Hollywood right now…someone forgettable, who you you’d probably look at or remember from secondary rolls in Judd Apatow movies, you know the kind of kinda hot girl who was never quite hot enough or compelling enough to suck you in…. Well she’s now now 41….and more importantly, worth 100 million dollars because she’s the person behind Pitch Perfect….and Pitch Perfect 2….set for fucking life… Meaning, Hollywood can happen for everyone if you just have an average idea and script that you know will brain wash the fucking masses…through average at best comedy…and songs everyone loves… Here she is in some weirdo shoot, that’s obnoxiously trying to be “art” or “concept”…that just looks dumb, but maybe that’s the point, I mean she is a comedy producer…it would make sense… I am actually into her, not because of her money, or because of her Pitch Perfect Character, but because I liked her in Love & Mercy, the Brian Wilson movie…but who cares about me, I hate everything…depending on the day…and today is a day I respect this specific half naked old lady.. The post Elizabeth Banks Weirdo Shoot for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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