Victoria’s pulling out their big guns to promote their shitty televised infomercial….and they are using Selena Gomez and her following of dumb tween girls to do it… Selena Gomez is promoting her big break as a performer at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, who I guess are paying her by doing this viral video to promote her shitty song, as the models, who are much hotter than Selena Gomez, lip syncing…with some Selena fake titty lupus and Chemotherapy tits…in the mix… As shitty a product and brand Victoria’s Secret is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how dumb this video is…and how bad this song is…some of these girls are pretty good…and despite how annoying Selena Gomez is in her bullshit career…as long as her tits are out there…it’s ok…and as annoying as each of these overrated girls looks trying to act…they are still pretty good.. Garbage…but hot chicks doing anything…even cheesy things..is hard to really not watch…if you have absolutely nothing to do… That said, Fat Adriana Lima is Creepy and Grabbing At Herself of the Day I guess Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work”…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, that I’ve made millions making girls feel insecure about themselves, but that I don’t need that Patriarchy machine to hold me down, even if they are her only employer”….because why work, when you can just take the jobs and pretend it’s more than just getting old and tired, like there’s purpose to it…when really it’s just lainess… I don’t know why a model gets a wax figure, but I know there’s a fetish in watching a model play with a clone of herself, especially for you scifi weirdos who remember LIMA as one of the hottest models to exist the last 20 years… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez VS Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing.. I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her fat brown friend is getting… It’s like she’s decided to go back to low level modeling to generate some buzz for her, not because she needs it for her business or money, but because she’s Paris Hilton and deserves it…at least in her mind… Living the last 5-10 years as the bootleg Kim Kardashian, because Kim Kardashian stole everything she built from her…in a never trust your brown friends you treat like shit to be nice to you…unless Paris is smarter than any of us actually think she is and worked out a deal with the Kardashians where that she gets 10 percent of everything they make for the lifetime…which would have been the smart thing to do when giving her all your trade secrets…in a step by step school of making stupid money….by being nothing…and doing nothing… I’d actually be shocked if Paris doesn’t get backend residuals for Kim K and the gang of idiots… The post Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the main reasons we love watching The Bachelor and The Bachelorette on ABC every winter and summer for years on end is for the drama. In fact, maybe that's the only reason we love it. We can't get enough of the competition, the on-screen drunkenness and the epic surprises. With that in mind, we've taken a look back at some of the most shocking moments in The Bachelor and The Bachelorette history. Check them out below! 1. Jesse’s Major Slip Up Talk about a rose ceremony disaster. On The Bachelor Season 5, Jesse Palmer accidentally gave a rose to the wrong girl because he mixed up their names, calling Katie instead of Karen. He was ultimately allowed to give out an extra rose so both of them could stay. 2. Brad Womack’s Double Rejection This was definitely at the top of the list for shocking season finales. The whole point of the show was for Brad Womack to fall in love and propose, but instead, he walked away from The Bachelor Season 11 completely alone. He did come back for a later season, which was even more dramatic than the first. 3. Stacey Gets a Little Too Friendly All that pressure of the Bachelor mansion could drive a girl to drink, and Stacey Elza knows this all too well. On The Bachelor Season 12, she had a bit too much booze and embarassed herself by giving Matt Grant a pair of her panties. 4. Jason Changes His Mind Well, how’s this for a seriously shocking After the Final Rose Special? Jason Mesnick basically just changed his mind at the end of The Bachelor Season 13, dumping Melissa and asking runner-up Molly to be with him instead. 5. Rozlyn’s Secret Affair Apparently, Rozlyn Papa didn’t get the memo that she was supposed to be on The Bachelor Season 14 for, you know, The Bachelor. Instead, she had her sights set on one of the show’s producers. 6. Rated R We hear it every season. You have to be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette “for the right reasons.” Well, Justin “Rated R” Rego was apparently not there for the right reasons at all, since he had a girlfriend while he was on the show. Woops. View Slideshow
It was a well-deserved win. Bindi Irwin and her dance partner, Derek Hough emerged victorious on last night’s Dancing With The Stars , something Irwin will not soon forget. “I am so speechless right now ! I can’t believe it!” Irwin told Us Magazine when the showed ended. “The glitter all over the floor may be from my mind just exploding into glitter! “I am so honored and so blessed to be here. And this entire experience has felt like the most beautiful gift. Talk turned to Irwin’s late father, Steve, who died in 2006. “I couldn’t even imagine if Dad was here right now! “Honestly, I hope that he’d be proud of me and I hope that I’m able to carry on in his footsteps and make sure that his legacy lives on, because his strength is what keeps me going. “And life is filled with so many challenges and beautiful moments and to be able to share them with my family and to be able to share them with the ones that you love the most, that’s what’s the most important thing in life.” Irwin took to Instagram after her win, and summed up her experience on the competition. “I am speechless,” Iriwin wrote. This is a gift and I can’t tell you how much love I have for all of your support throughout this beautiful journey. My life has been changed.” Bindi Irwin: Watch Her Emotional Dancing With the Stars Victory!
I didn’t realize there were any other Teen Mom’s from MTV’s show “16 and Pregnant”…Farrah is the only one…. It’s a show I like to also call “Put pregnant teens on TV to inspire retard teens to get pregnant like the little retards they are in hopes of being on TV”….because these teens are idiots, into being on TV, as it validates their bullshit behavior… Well this Teen Mom who got pregnant at 15, because she’s one of God’s people who doesn’t believe in abortion posted some rant that randomly ended up in my feed…which I read and felt the need to bore you with..mainly because it includes breast feeding videos. It’s got 1,000,0000 views or likes or shares or some shit….which is big in terms of social media and I was blown the fuck away….Some cheesy looking party girl has a voice, all because she was on MTV, targeted the mainstream moron, and people actually listen to her…instead of pointing and laughing…. She’s basic mall shopping white trash…pregnant at 15…preaching about how to live a good life, because she really gets how to live, and not become a deadbeat party slut mom, and how to quit the party when you find out you’re pregnant with your second little parasite while still under the age of 25, that unfortunately has to live with you the next 18 years…unless they authorities remove it like it was a baby Lohan….but probably won’t as you know this bitch is going to exploit it to keep up the fame momentum… Garabge…here’s her insane rant… A year ago today I found out I was pregnant. A year ago today I smoked my last cigarette. A year ago today I put down the bottle. A year ago today completely changed my life for the better even though I thought it might change it for the worse. So many people look at me today and tell me how great of a mother I am and how I am “goals.” Currently, I can agree with these two things but that is not who I have always been. I got pregnant with my son at 15. I had never partied, never drank, never snuck out, the only “bad” thing I did was have sex. I stayed in school, had my son, and was the best mom I could be at 16. I went back to school a week after birth, kept my grades up, was back on the cheer team, and raising my son. I began to realize all of my peers were out on the weekends, drinking and having what I thought looked like fun. I was 17 now and my son was a little over 1. My mom had always been strict but I decided to ask if I could go to a party. Shockingly I got a yes. I went, I drank, and I loved it. It felt good to feel what I thought was “normal.” It felt good to be social and get out of the house. By 18/19 I was going out every weekend and even took a week trip to Florida for spring break. My time with friends and alcohol became greater as my time with my son became lesser. I was so focused on myself and finding out what I wanted that I neglected my son and our relationship. 20 came and I met my daughters dad. Admitting to me right away when we met, that he was an alcoholic. We clicked even though he was probably one of the worst people for me. Daily drinking, staying up till 5 am, and sleeping all day. Going days without seeing my son and not thinking twice about it. I was so lost in this “life” that I didn’t even know who I was anymore, I did not recognize the girl in the mirror. I let myself be treated like complete crap day in and day out by myself and by my boyfriend. I didn’t love myself therefore I could not love anyone else. I had no relationship with my family and rarely talked to my friends. October 31 2014, a fight escalated so badly that I was thrown into a wall and blacked out. I knew, I couldn’t do this anymore. I went out that night to drink, to numb a pain I didn’t even really feel anymore. The drinks made me sick, unknowingly to me, because I was pregnant. I woke up the next morning, still sick and questioning why two small drinks would make me feel so hungover. The thought of pregnancy ran across my mind but I didn’t think too much of it. As the day went on it kept popping up in my mind & I decided to buy a test JUST TO BE SURE I was NOT pregnant as I was going to be drinking again that night. I took the test so nonchalantly that I barely even paid attention. Fiddling with my phone, I noticed 2 LINES pop on the test below me. What. The. Fuck. I dropped to my knees and began sobbing. I wasn’t sure what to do and honestly thought it was just a false positive. 3 tests and an ER visit later, I finally realized I was actually pregnant. I quit everything cold turkey. I started eating healthy. I went back to school. I got a better job. I moved to a better place. I stayed away from her dad as much as possible. That day changed my life so much and I am forever grateful. My mother is now my best friend. I have my GOOD friends back. I have a relationship with God. I respect and LOVE myself. I have not gone a day without seeing Lyle since I became pregnant with Ellie. My idea of a fun Friday night is dancing around the kitchen with my kids while baking cookies and trying to see who can make Ellie laugh the loudest. Cuddling up in bed with both of my beautiful babies and watching Space Jam over and over. I get asked why Lyle didn’t change my life like I always say Ellie did. He did change my life, he made me a mom. But I did not know who I was or what I wanted outside of that because I was still so young and inexperienced in life. I’ve done the “party life” now and I never want to do it again. Nothing feels better that waking up to my kids and nothing feels worse than waking up hungover without them. They are my everything and I am grateful for BOTH of them. I’ve made mistakes and I’m not perfect but I can guarantee you that I will never miss a day with my kids ever again. Thank you November 1, 2014 for changing my life for the better, actually for the BEST. Thank you God. & thank you to all of my friends and family who have stuck with me through it all and have always been there even when I didn’t deserve it. A year ago I was a lost, scared, mindless, little girl and today I am a strong, motivated, happy WOMAN and MOTHER Anyway, she had her second kid, posted some breast feeding videos, and I support breast feeding…even on trashy party slut girls…who must be under 25, yet so damaged…talking about being a woman and a mother…but she also got pregnant at 15 and kept it…which clearly screams “Moron”… Society is doomed…this is how young idiots thing….what a joke…but breast feeding with duck face for the teen…next levels instagram selfies…genius. The post Teen Mom Nikkole Paulun Breast Feeeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Leah Remini broke her silence about the church of Scientology in a big way on Friday’s episode of “20/20,” but there were a few things that really grabbed our attention during her interview. 1. Leah Remini Believes The Church Exploited Her As A Child for Labor Unlike many of Scientology’s more famous believers, Leah’s been […]
Zendaya Coleman is all about keeping it real. The young actress, who has never been afraid to speak her mind , has taken issue with the latest issue of Modeliste. The 19-year old jumped on Instagram early Wednesday to call out the publication for running an edited picture of her inside its cover this month. “Had a new shoot come out today and was shocked when I found my 19 year old hips and torso quite manipulated,” Zendaya wrote, posting side-by-side comparisons of the two images. The one on the right, above, is the original version; the one on the left has been Photoshopped. “These are the things that make women self conscious, that create the unrealistic ideals of beauty that we have,” Zendaya added. “Anyone who knows who I am knows I stand for honest and pure self love.” The magazine actually replied to Zendaya’s criticism and removed the pictures, prompting Coleman to write in response: “Thank you @modelistemagazine for pulling down the images and fixing this retouch issue.” Zendaya, of course, found herself at the center of another fashion-related scandal back when she wore her hair in braids on the Academy Awards red carpet… and Giuliana Rancic took issue with the look .
Ed Sheeran is full of talent and personality. The “Thinking Out Loud” singer is fairly active on Twitter and isn’t afraid to speak his mind on the social media platform. So we thought he would be a perfect candidate for this episode of Socially Decoded. Our comedic trolls did an awesome job trying to break down […]
I don’t think that The Tits From Blurred Lines is ever news….she’s just a set of fake tits, fake lips, fake nose overrated garbage…with zero to no talent…on a quest to be famous…and it seems to be working out pretty well for her… I don’t find The Tits From Blurred Lines hot, beautiful, intriguing… But I do like that before she was famous, after I posted one of her low level nude photoshoots she did to get noticed, she went out of her way to tell me her tits and lips are real… I have been doing the site for over a decade, and not once did a low level ever reach out to correct me on my claims her tits, because they don’t move, and lips, because they are fake and because my friend told me she gets them done at her dad’s clinic…are real… I though “that’s pretty defensive of a bitch, it must be true”…. Since then, she’s gone onto ignore me because she got what she needed, attention…that went viral…and I’m convinced the end is near for her career-wise, there are too many hot girls out there…but I could be wrong, I am always wrong, and even if she went on to be Alba…who fucking cares…. It’s just nice to point out that based on the pic she posted…I call fake everything…and stand by it…even when she denies it… Garbage…yes…but her parents don’t have upper lips… Natural tits don’t do this… The post The Tits From Blurred Lines Posts before Nose, Lips and Tit Surgery Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
