This is just fucking weird…I mean I get that she’s just playing up for the paparazzi, showing everyone that she’s a comedian, like when she busts horrible jokes every time she is being interviewed, but for some reason it just taps into a weird place in my mind, a memory of a woman I once loved, who used to dress me up like a baby, or herself as a baby and get down to business…..and even the fact that thumbsuckers grow up to be fantastic at sucking dick….seeing adults do the shit…just creeps me out…especially after I’ve just fucked them…..but I guess the good news in all this is that no dick is too small for this mouth…giving a lot of you hope for a better tomorrow…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
When I learned of the news that Pope Benedict XVI was going to become the first pope in six centuries to resign from office, I immediately thought, I wonder what Alex Gibney makes of this? His documentary, Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God details the integral role that Benedict, when he was Cardinal Ratzinger, played in investigating the sex-abuse scandals that have rocked the Catholic Church, and, given the ample space that the New York Times devoted to that subject in its report on the resignation, I was left with impression that, behind the scenes, the continuing controversy may have played a part in the Pope’s decision to step down. “I can’t help but think that the sex abuse crisis must have been on his mind,” Gibney emailed back when I asked for his take on the news. “There was no going forward on that issue while he was in office.” The filmmaker added: “I give him credit for resigning. That brought a bit of modernity to the Papacy.” In announcing that he would resign on Feb. 28, the Pope, who’s 85, indicated that “I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise” of his responsibilities as the head of the Catholic Church. Dealing — or not dealing, as Benedict’s critics have claimed — with the sex-abuse scandals must have been a taxing part of that job. And though the Times did not draw any direct correlation between the controversy and Benedict’s decision to step down, the paper of record did note that, in 2010, outraged critics of the church’s handling of these clerical abuses had called on Benedict to resign. Here’s how the Times carefully put it: In 2010, as outrage built over clerical abuses, some secular and liberal Catholic voices called for his resignation, their demands fueled by reports that laid part of the blame at his doorstep, citing his response both as a bishop long ago in Germany and as a cardinal heading the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which handles such cases. In one disclosure, news emerged that in 1985, when Benedict was Cardinal Ratzinger, he signed a letter putting off efforts to defrock a convicted child-molesting priest. He cited the priest’s relative youth but also the good of the church. Vatican officials and experts who follow the papacy dismissed the idea of his stepping down at the time. “There is no objective motive to think in terms of resignation, absolutely no motive,” said Father Lombardi, the Vatican spokesman. “It’s a completely unfounded idea.” For his supporters, it was a painful paradox that the long-gathering abuse scandal finally hit the Vatican with a vengeance under Benedict. As the leader of the powerful Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, he had been ahead of many of his peers in recognizing how deeply the church had been damaged by revelations that priests around the world had sexually abused youths for decades. As early as 2005, he obliquely referred to priestly abuse as a “filth in the church.” He went on to apologize for the abuse and met with victims, a first for the papacy. But he could not escape the reality that the church had shielded priests accused of molesting, minimized behavior it would have otherwise deemed immoral and hid the misdeeds from the civil authorities, forestalling criminal prosecution. Benedict’s resignation could have some interesting ramifications when it comes to the cloud of scandal that still hangs over the church. If he’s no longer protected by the Vatican, he could find himself quite popular with lawyers who are suing the Catholic Church on behalf of alleged victims of sex abuse. On a more positive note, Benedict’s departure could pave the way for his successor to finally address and make reparations for the many sins of the Catholic Church’s clerics. To paraphrase Gibney, that would bring even more modernity to the Papacy. [ The New York Times ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
When I learned of the news that Pope Benedict XVI was going to become the first pope in six centuries to resign from office, I immediately thought, I wonder what Alex Gibney makes of this? His documentary, Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God details the integral role that Benedict, when he was Cardinal Ratzinger, played in investigating the sex-abuse scandals that have rocked the Catholic Church, and, given the ample space that the New York Times devoted to that subject in its report on the resignation, I was left with impression that, behind the scenes, the continuing controversy may have played a part in the Pope’s decision to step down. “I can’t help but think that the sex abuse crisis must have been on his mind,” Gibney emailed back when I asked for his take on the news. “There was no going forward on that issue while he was in office.” The filmmaker added: “I give him credit for resigning. That brought a bit of modernity to the Papacy.” In announcing that he would resign on Feb. 28, the Pope, who’s 85, indicated that “I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise” of his responsibilities as the head of the Catholic Church. Dealing — or not dealing, as Benedict’s critics have claimed — with the sex-abuse scandals must have been a taxing part of that job. And though the Times did not draw any direct correlation between the controversy and Benedict’s decision to step down, the paper of record did note that, in 2010, outraged critics of the church’s handling of these clerical abuses had called on Benedict to resign. Here’s how the Times carefully put it: In 2010, as outrage built over clerical abuses, some secular and liberal Catholic voices called for his resignation, their demands fueled by reports that laid part of the blame at his doorstep, citing his response both as a bishop long ago in Germany and as a cardinal heading the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which handles such cases. In one disclosure, news emerged that in 1985, when Benedict was Cardinal Ratzinger, he signed a letter putting off efforts to defrock a convicted child-molesting priest. He cited the priest’s relative youth but also the good of the church. Vatican officials and experts who follow the papacy dismissed the idea of his stepping down at the time. “There is no objective motive to think in terms of resignation, absolutely no motive,” said Father Lombardi, the Vatican spokesman. “It’s a completely unfounded idea.” For his supporters, it was a painful paradox that the long-gathering abuse scandal finally hit the Vatican with a vengeance under Benedict. As the leader of the powerful Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, he had been ahead of many of his peers in recognizing how deeply the church had been damaged by revelations that priests around the world had sexually abused youths for decades. As early as 2005, he obliquely referred to priestly abuse as a “filth in the church.” He went on to apologize for the abuse and met with victims, a first for the papacy. But he could not escape the reality that the church had shielded priests accused of molesting, minimized behavior it would have otherwise deemed immoral and hid the misdeeds from the civil authorities, forestalling criminal prosecution. Benedict’s resignation could have some interesting ramifications when it comes to the cloud of scandal that still hangs over the church. If he’s no longer protected by the Vatican, he could find himself quite popular with lawyers who are suing the Catholic Church on behalf of alleged victims of sex abuse. On a more positive note, Benedict’s departure could pave the way for his successor to finally address and make reparations for the many sins of the Catholic Church’s clerics. To paraphrase Gibney, that would bring even more modernity to the Papacy. [ The New York Times ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
So buff and so strong… We’re hearing stories that his locked up lifestyle has changed O.J. Simpson . He done changed his mind about women! According to National Enquirer reports : AFTER nearly five years behind bars, O.J. SIMPSON’s bizarre behavior has some of his close friends worried that the former football great has gone gay! “I don’t know what’s happened to O.J.,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “He used to be Mr. Macho – a diehard ladies’ man. He preferred the really fine sexy blondes, but being surrounded by only men has changed him. “Now O.J. has way too much interest in guys, and he likes to show off his body to the hardened felons when they exercise in the prison yard. He’s doesn’t even talk about women, just about guys. “It doesn’t sound to me like he’s straight anymore!” Once a notorious skirt-chaser, Simpson was convicted in 2008 for robbing memorabilia dealers at gunpoint the year before. Not long after the conviction, the 65-year-old gridiron great was sent to Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada to serve a 9- to 33-year prison sentence. He isn’t eligible for parole until 2017. After the recent Super Bowl, the insider says O.J. called him – but he seemed more interested in the way the players looked than what happened in the game! “He couldn’t stop talking about Baltimore Ravens receiver Anquan Boldin,” noted the source. He said, ‘Anquan is my man! What a great looking guy!’ “Clearly, he wasn’t admiring Boldin just for his football skills. He kept going on about him and some of the other players in a tone that sounded sexual to me. “That alone wouldn’t make me worry, but O.J. also spends a large part of his time in prison lifting weights. Though his hair is graying, he’s built up his body to where he is really muscular.” Incredibly, Simpson puts on a one-man show for fellow inmates when they go to exercise. “He’s like a God to the other inmates,” said the insider. “He prances around flexing his muscles, wearing only a pair of gym shorts. “He spends hours in the gym trying to look as good as those guys in the muscle magazines. He works out with several inmates who are really built.” Perhaps the biggest tip-off that O.J. may now be playing for the other side is his choice of prison companions, according to the source. He says the former ladies’ man hangs out with a group of openly gay men known as “The Girls.” “WHENEVER HE’S LET out into the prison yard, he stays with them,” revealed the insider. “He says, ‘The Girls treat me like I was a king!’ “He claims they flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ’ – short for ‘Daddy Juice.’ ” O.J. has used “The Girls” as his personal posse for years now, added the insider. “He says he has even gifted a few of the ‘girls’ with candy bars, sodas and toiletries from the prison canteen,” continued the insider. “I’ve asked O.J. why he doesn’t talk about women anymore, but he just laughs it off. He says, ‘Man, what do you think I am? You’ve known me for many years. C’mon, get off all this. There ain’t no women in here! Of course I talk about guys. We’re all guys in here.’ “But I can’t help being concerned about O.J. He certainly isn’t the same man he was before being locked up.” The insider is not alone in his concerns. A source who’s been close to Simpson for 15 years confided to The ENQUIRER: “It wouldn’t surprise me if he has gone gay. “O.J. is doing the best he can living in the prison world surrounded by men. I don’t know if he has become gay. He always loved women and was a lusty lover, but anything can happen to a man behind bars. He has to be the center of attention wherever he is, and in prison he still plays that game. He is the star and has all the other prisoners looking up to him.” The source added that the only time O.J. previously seemed sexually interested in a man was years ago in a nightclub in Miami’s South Beach, where he swooned for 6-foot-2 professional drag queen Elaine Lancaster. Even after he was told she was a he, O.J. still wouldn’t give up the chase! As O.J. gazed longingly at the curvy blonde, one of his companions recalls him saying: “With something that beautiful, who cares?” Well, well, well. He has been in jail a long time riiiiiight? Hit the flip for a photo of this “beautiful” Elaine Lancaster. AP
Here is Hollywood Tuna’s Babe Of The Year , Victoria Justice at Teen Vogue 10th Anniversary and Chloe Grace Moretz Sweet 16. I received a lot of emails telling me I was crazy for giving her the title, but there is no doubt in my mind that Victoria will be the biggest thing in Hollywood and these pictures are proof! So suck it.
First off, I’m the girl in the white shirt with the jean jacket. Now I know everyone says they can’t believe that they’re writing a MBE, but I honestly can’t believe it. I’ve been a fan of Justin’s since 2007, aka the pre-fame YouTube days. I remember seeing him on YouTube for the first time on January 19, 2007 (at least that’s when YouTube tells me I subscribed to him). There were three videos up at the time, sadly I’m not sure if I’m hallucinating the first two or if they got deleted, but the first video I saw of him was him singing “So Sick” by Ne-Yo, and it was posted January 19, 2007. Once I realized I had tickets to see Justin in Greensboro, NC, on January 19, 2013, I flipped out. Exactly 6 years after I found him – I would be seeing him in concert! Then, the radio contests started coming along. There was one contest where you had to make a picture showing how big of a fan you are, get votes, and the top 5 people with the most votes were put in a panel of judges choice the best picture. The winner got tickets, meet and greet passes, and got to fly to Florida the next week to see him again. I came in the top 5 for that contest and lost. Let’s just say I cried for about two and a half hours. It was devastating. After this contest I tried others but basically accepted the fact that I probably would not be meeting him on January 19, 2013, or… ever. I had that in my mind until my mom came up to my room about a week before the show and said to me, “If I was a lunatic and bought one meet and greet pass… Could you not tell your dad until after the show?” I flipped out. I knew my mom would pull through, but throughout the whole week she was determining if she would purchase it or not. Finally the day before the show she called me in the morning and told me she purchased one meet and greet pass, and I would be meeting him the next day. I can’t tell you how excited I was. Finally, the day came. I woke up around 10 and began getting ready. We were scheduled to leave around 1:30 so we could meet up with the guy giving us our pass well before the meet and greet began. We had to be in a group of 6 for the meet and greet, so me, a girl named Caroline, and a little girl named Katrina all grouped up, and with our parents it was a group of 6. We got into line and it didn’t feel like I was waiting forever at all. It went so quickly. Kenny passed by but he was running, so clearly he was in a rush and I didn’t get to talk to him. Dan came out and he talked to all the fans and I had a casual conversations with Dan Kanter. Not going to lie, I was shaking. Once we got into the room where the tent was, you could see glimpses of Justin when they opened the curtain for other groups, and it was the coolest thing in the world. I think that’s when I realized it was actually happening. Finally, I hugged Justin. He was so sweet. He asked me my name, and I told him, and then he asked me how I was and I replied with perfect. He laughed at that because clearly it was all because of him. We took our picture and after the photo I turned to him and said “Can I have your hat?” He jokingly touched my arm and said, “Can I have your address?” Justin Bieber flirted with me. Beyond amazing. After that, security “escorted” us out. We went inside and got to our seats, and Cody Simpson and Carly Rae performed and they were both really good, but I was too stoked to see Justin again. Once he came out I was shaking all over again, crying and dancing and laughing and smiling, all at the same time. My favorite moment of the show was during ‘Be Alright.’ I was in a section with a lot of little children and adults, and they all sat down during that song – my guess is because it was slow. But I stayed standing up, belting my heart out. He turned to my section and I guess he saw I was the only one standing, and he, unless I was hallucinating, looked me right in the eyes and sang at least three to four lines of the song to me. I was singing back and smiling and pointing to him, and it was the most heartwarming feeling in the world, besides being right next to him, of course. I turned to my mom and the lady next to me and I asked if they just saw what I just saw and they both said yes, he was singing to me. So needless to say, January 19, 2013, was the best day and night of my life, and it always will be no matter what. -Julia Continue reading here: First off, I’m the girl in the white shirt with the jean…
In June I signed up to BieberFever and got tickets to the Believe Tour in Nashville during the pre-sale. I got really good floor seats and later on I heard about the “Bieber Fever Best Collection” contest. I entered it and didn’t really think that much about it again until January. I started tweeting nonstop with my contest entry using the hashtag. On January 17th I was in school, 7th period, and I checked my e-mail to see if I had any new messages. I opened the email from the contest people and I saw, “CONGRATULATIONS MORGAN! YOU’VE OFFICIALLY BEEN INVITED TO JUSTIN BIEBER’S PHOTO MEET AND GREET” and then I started bawling in class. Everyone knew why because I’d been talking about it all day and they were all happy for me. I went to sign out to go to the bathroom and my teacher said, “JUST GO! JUST GO!” and I went to the bathroom and just CRIED forever! I ended up calling my parents and telling them, they were ecstatic! The day of the concert I went to the box office to get the meet & greets but they kept telling us they didn’t have them yet. We told them to check all of the envelopes and it turned out they spelled my last name wrong! They said Clinkovich instead of Cinkovich. The feeling I had when I got those meet & greets was so surreal. I STILL don’t feel like it happened. Anyways I met this girl on Twitter about a month before the concert and we started talking a lot and video chatting. Her name is Kayla and she flew to Nashville from Chicago. I gave her my other meet & greet and brought her back there with me! I was really happy that not only my dreams came true, but I got to make another girl’s dream come true too. We’re always going to have a special bond now! We went and waited in line for an hour to meet him. I didn’t get to stand beside Justin in the picture. I’m on the far right in black long sleeves. I did get a hug from Justin after the picture was taken though. A security guard was trying to pull me away saying “COME ON GIRL YOU GOTTA GO!” and I said “PLEASE! JUST A HUG REAL QUICK!” and I got away from the guard and gave Justin a hug. After the hug, Justin pulled up the sleeve on his blazer and said, “Do you like my tattoo?” and I said “YES I LOVE IT!” Those 5 words, are the most important words I have ever heard. It’s so crazy that I finally got to meet him, hug him and he talked to me. I’ve been here ever since I saw the ‘One Time’ music video, and now I can’t imagine life without him. Winning this contest was such a blessing. I give thanks to God for letting this happen and thanks to the BieberFever contest. I can’t explain how amazing this experience was. I also met Kenny, but I didn’t get a picture with him, we were rushed. The concert and meet and greet was amazing! After we walked out of the room I cried so hard. I was so overwhelmed, and still am! Thank God for Pattie and Jeremy, and most of all… for JUSTIN. This is the audio recording of me meeting Justin. If you listen close you can hear Justin ask if I like his tattoo. Read more here: In June I signed up to BieberFever and got tickets to the…
I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jim Nabors has come out of the closet, in the most celebratory way possible: he just got married! The veteran actor – best known for portraying Gomer Pyle on The Andy Griffith Show – tied the knot with his partner of 38 years on January 15, according to Hawaii News Now . “I’m 82 and he’s in his 60s and so we’ve been together for 38 years, and I’m not ashamed of people knowing, it’s just that it was such a personal thing I didn’t tell anybody,” Nabors said . “I feel very blessed. And what can I tell you, I’m just very happy.” The intimate ceremony took place the Fairmont Olympic Hotel in Seattle, after gay marriage became legal in Washington late last year. Nabors underwent heart surgery last May and said the marriage makes sense to ensure both sides of the couple are protected legally in case something drastic happens. “It’s pretty obvious that we had no rights as a couple, yet when you’ve been together 38 years, I think something’s got to happen there, you’ve got to solidify something. And at my age, it’s probably the best thing to do.”
Judge Stephanie Sautner just could not help herself. After seeing Lindsay Lohan roll into court this morning after initially calling in sick , then changing her mind at the last second, she had to get a dig in. “I’m glad to see you’re feeling better,” Sautner said. Sautner was referring to the BS note her lawyer sent, claiming LiLo had an upper respiratory infection and could not fly from NYC to LA for court. After TMZ busted Lindsay smoking, she apparently got wind of the celebrity news site’s story and decided to high-tail it to LA last night after all. This absurdity wasn’t lost on Sautner , obviously. Lindsay, who faces charges of lying to police after her summer car crash, also faces possible jail time for violating her probation. It’s not looking good. She officially cut ties with attorney Shawn Holley and put her fate in the hands of NYC attorney Mark Heller, who arrived to court to rep her today. Sautner asked if she was comfortable with the change; Lindsay, who fired Holley for unknown reasons earlier this month, reluctantly said it was. After Sautner gave Heller permission to rep LiLo, he then tried to charm the judge, telling her they had a NYC connection since she was once a Big Apple detective. The judge noted that flattery would get him nowhere fast. BURN! Sautner also reiterated that Lindsay could eventually be found not guilty in the lying case, but her probation (for her jewelry theft conviction) could still be revoked. The standard of proof is lower for probation violations than for the crimes themselves, so she could be staring at a whole mess of jail time either way. Her next hearing is scheduled for March 1. At least Lindsay Lohan looked good, rocking a SEXY blue Chanel dress to court today along with Celine shades and a pair of Louboutins on her feet. This is a girl who’s broke. Just saying. Lindsay Lohan: Lock her up? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
