Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret reject, but not really, because before she got fired for fucking Justin Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years ago, they made her a huge fucking star….but with all huge fucking stars, they lose sight of the privileged life they have, they feel untouchable, then they do stupid fucking things like give into their perversion, and fuck 18 year old hugely famous boys, without realizing that there could be consequences for her pervert, sexual deviant ass… But the good news is that Victoria’s Secret are the industry leaders, and all these other latch-on brands who took a backseat to Victoria’s Secret in the mid 80s…will dig through their trash and scoop up any of their unwanted scraps hoping it is the missing piece in their program to get back on top…. And the reality is, they are probably all made by the same factories in third world countries…and all this is just flash in the pan to confuse you into thinking it matters… But I’ll post the pics anyway…
Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….
Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….
I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps. Continue reading →
I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps. Continue reading →
Christmas came early this weekend for Prince George fans, as his proud parents Prince William and Kate Middleton released three holiday photos of their son. The cute pictures offer a glimpse at three new faces of the young royal: Prince George Portraits: Christmas 2014 1. Prince George: A Portrait A portrait of the young Prince George. He’s very handsome, that future king. Between the all-knowing smirk, the inquisitive sideways glance, the cheeky grin and the rosy cheeks, Prince George certainly does not lack for personality. The shots were taken last month by Ed Lane Fox, Prince Harry’s private secretary, on some stone steps in a courtyard at London’s Kensington Palace. The adorable future king will be a year and a half old in late January. George, still blond like his dad, dons a navy vest over a white, long-sleeve top, along with shorts with knee high socks and navy leather buckle shoes. His parents “are well aware of the interest in him and are keen to share some special moment in his life,” a palace source said, upon release of the photos. The royal couple saw the Christmas season and the end of the calendar year as the perfect time to update people on the little prince’s progress these days. Sources say the duo is grateful that “their request for Prince George to grow up without intrusion from photography has been, and continues to be, honored.” George, who proud father William revealed earlier this week loves playing on his iPad, recently spent a few days with his grandmother, Carole Middleton . William and his wife, as we know, where on their successful royal visit to New York, a trip that produced the most amazing Kate Middleton side eye GIF . Next up for them? A trip to the countryside where they’ll stay in home, Anmer Hall, and visit Queen Elizabeth II’s Sandringham House for holiday gatherings. See many more wonderful Prince George photos in the gallery below … Prince George: A Young Life in Photos 1. Prince George and Parents Prince George, now one year old, is fascinated by butterflies in this adorable new photo released by the royal family. Parents Kate and William look on proudly.
Kendall Jenner has been named the most reblogged model of 2014. Which is apparently a thing now. According to Tumblr, the half-sister of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian has been mentioned more often than any other beauty this year on that social network. 36 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken. Kendall knocked off good friend and fellow model Cara Delevingne to claim the honor, just weeks after Jenner and Delevingne groped each other on the cover of Love Magazine. Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel sits at numner-three, while Miranda Kerr is fourth and Kate Moss is fifth. Kendall, 19, has enjoyed quite the year. Over the past several months, she’s walked runways of top designers such as Diane Von Furstenberg, Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana during Fashion Weeks in New York, Milan and Paris. She has also posed topless for Interview magazine and was named the spokesperson for cosmetics brand Estée Lauder last month. In 2013, when Delevingne topped Tumblr’s list of most reblogged models, while Kerr was the runner-up; Swanepoel was third; Barbara Palvin was fourth and Francisco Lachowski came in fifth.
According to my sources, Miranda Kerr just touched down in Tokyo in these shots, and everyone’s trying to figure out how the super-hot supermodel managed to look this good after taking a 17-hour flight halfway around the world. But that’s easy: she’s one of the hottest women in the world. I bet Miranda would look just as smoking hot after living in a pile of pizza boxes for 36 hours. And if she ever wants to put that to the test, I’d be happy to make some more room in my mom’s basement. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret: A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:35am PST She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….
