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Miranda Kerr Instagram’s a Bikini Pic of the Day

I didn’t feel that one post on Miranda Kerr was enough today…so here she is in some bikini pics she posted to social media…cuz she’s a bikini model…and she does bikini far better than non bikini models…even when she’s doing it for free…or in what I like to call charity….like seeing a rockband perform at some dive bar…just in efforts to keep it real…in a “we don’t just do it for the money” kind of hustle… I like to think that whenever I see a babe in a bikini who doesn’t have a modeling contract…when all drunk and bending over….totally giving me boners…I just can’t fully get into it cuz she’s not a professional…it’s like fucking a girl who isn’t a hooker….and expecting the same kind of performance…. Sure…some of the worst sex of my life have been with hookers…and some of the worst pics of babes in bikini has been brought to me by a corporation…but that exchange of money…makes it a more legit experience… All this to say, I love Miranda Kerr in a bikini…but I love all girls in bikinis…you don’t need to get paid millions to make me jerk off to you….

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Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse

Because there’s nothing like a topless supermodel to kick off the week, here’s an awesome photoshoot of Miranda Kerr for Jalouse . And between the topless shots and all the leg action, these pictures should keep me going all week. You’ll just have to ignore the weird plastic suit . They can’t help it, they’re French. Just be glad they didn’t go with the sexy mime look instead. And besides, at least it’s see-through. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts

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Miranda Kerr is Amazing in February’s Jalouse of the Day

Miranda Kerr is fantastic….on all fronts except maybe her personal life…I mean she didn’t have to marry and get knocked up when she was in her prime…even if she had nannies to handle the kid and a metabolism that would allow her to bounce back from the kid…cuz it is easier when you are younger…or even if at the time her career could have gone either way and a young millionaire actor from the same town as her was a good option for a retirement plan….even if no one remembers who Orlando Bloom is but this wide faced beauty has taken over the world…but ultimately…none of that matters when we’re looking at her photoshoot pics….

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Miranda Kerr is Fun of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so cute and fun and posing with balloons like she’s on set at a tampon commercial…but is probably actually just spoiling her brat kid Orlando Bloom made inside her when not on set at Pirates of the Caribbean….because kids of actors and models are always totally wrecked, given everything and raised in excess with other brats raised in excess that lead to awesome drug addictions and scandals and good times I’d say I was looking forward to….but in reality…I probably won’t be alive then…and the public probably won’t care about where either Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom or their kid is….and really all I look forward to when it comes to Miranda Kerr is some nude fashion shoots….so I can study her vagina lips….whether wrecked by childbirth or not…I’m willing to look close…you know really dig in there and get my hands dirty…. TO SEE HER IN THE TIGHTEST MOST AMAZING TIGHT JEANS EVER FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gabrielle Union’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

Gabrielle Union is rocking a pretty amazing dress..which is nice to see…because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing, but they say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…because otherwise she’d be the Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell hustle….fearing the penis….and not the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva…. She’s 40, she’s showing off tit, I’m into it, that’s all… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

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Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day

Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke…. That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….

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Miranda Kerr Makes An Glorious Entrance

Only a supermodel like Miranda Kerr can make something like getting out a car look this hot. Here she is arriving at some hotel and drawing a crowd, because well, she’s a freaking supermodel in a tight red dress. I don’t get why people wait in insane lines for new iPhones and midnight movies, but I’d camp out for days for a front row seat to this show. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr’s Clothed and Kickin’ It Erotica of the Day

I don’t always need a girl to be half naked, or spread eagled to think of her in a sexual way, I just need her to be a girl…and breathing…and I am ready to violate her with my mind…she could be doing the most subtle thing like adjusting her pants, or scratching her inner thigh, or bending over to pick up something she dropped in the grocery store, and I’m already 40% of the way into a romance love scene staring the two of us….so seeing Miranda Kerr kickin it on the couch in a tight shirt is not hot to the non-pervert…but when you’re me….you know this picture is as dirty as your mind makes it…from throat fucking to orgies…anything is possible…just let your mind get carried away and like a Kid’s show taught you but you forgot….that’s the beauty of imagination boys and girls…we don’t need it served on a platter, we just need it to have a vagina. TO SEE HER IN A HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Milla Jovovich Bikini Pictures

Milla Jovovich used to be the sexiest piece ever, but judging by these bikini pictures motherhood hasn’t been to kind. Here she is showing off her lazy mom body in Maui with her family. I know I’ll get emails telling me I’m an ass and that she looks great for having a kid, but I’ll have to disagree. When you have MILF celebrities like Jessica Alba and Miranda Kerr , there are no excuses for anything less.