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Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elyse Taylor is a sexy Australian bikini model…who is probably best knows to the surf community as the face or tits in a bikini for O’Neill…..while to the rest the world she is known as the unknown, nameless girl who kinda looks like Miranda Kerr cuz like black people, and white people, all Australians look the same….in the Victoria’s Secret catalog…. But apparently she has a fan, cuz someone compiled all her catlog pics from the last year….and here are the best ones…cuz as much as I hate catalog pics…I like seeing surfer beach girls make it in the mainstream getting half naked….cuz surf girls give me boners….

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Coco’s Wet Tits Have the Best Hurricane Sandy Coverage of the Day

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

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Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass for Esquire of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a pretty amazing mother…not because I know anything about her parenting skills…or really whether she even takes care of her kids or whether she just pawns it off to the nannies and staff her and her husband can easily afford….I don’t know if she’s caring or nurturing or if she breast feeds or teaches her kids morals and values that they will carry into adulthood…becoming responsible adults of their own….she is an amazing mother…cuz she looks like this…when most mother’s are substantially less amazing…at least to look at… I am a Miranda Kerr fan…even in an era of too many of the same vaginas being recycled from magazine to magazine….

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Miranda Kerr Amazing for Vogue Italia of the Day

I am a fan of Miranda Kerr….even if she’s not the best their ever was…she’s marketed as though she is and that’s good enough for me…seeing as I believe everything I read, hear, see and am fed or told by the higher powers who control the media…I like them to make decisions for me…..and really based on these topless pics for Vogue, although strategic and not topless at all…all wigged out like a cancer patient…. how could they be wrong… Here’s the video….

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Miranda Kerr Works It For Vogue

Now this is more like it! Here’s pictures of Aussie supermodel Miranda Kerr posing semi naked for Vogue Italia ‘s October issue. And because they’re in black and white, it’s considered artsy, not creepy. I’ve got to remember that trick next time I try to get a girl to pose for me. I can do a great Italian accent too: “It’s a me, Mario!” As an added bonus, check out behind-the-scenes video of the shoot below. Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts

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Miranda Kerr’s Weird Face You Won’t Notice Cuz She’s Half Naked of the Day

I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction… Either way, she’s still a babe.

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Miranda Kerr Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is the few people I put up pictures of who I only really started noticing after Orlando Bloom had violated her vagina and got her knocked up. For some reason I can’t explain, I still find her sexy as fuck….when normally the whole being contaminated thing makes a girl invisible to me. Maybe she did it at the right age, maybe she got a C-Section, maybe I need to stop justifying it and just go with it, cuz really, it’s pictures of someone I don’t know, and reading into this when I got real life shit going on that’s far more important, but really not all that important, but more important than debating with myself about Miranda Kerr’s sex appeal, when I don’t know her, and her job is getting half naked for money….meaning my opinion doesn’t matter…and either does yours…you fucking loser.

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Miranda Kerr Modeling Bullshit Cuz She’s a Model for Cosmo Korea of the Day

Miranda Kerr was modeling some bullshit for Cosmopolitan Korea because she’s an internation model and these pics are probably considered boring for the average viewer…but if you’re like me and think this Victoria’s Secret angel who is heavily marketed and shoved down my fucking throat….you just can’t get enough of her…even knowing she’s got a fucking kid…and a husband…two things that repulse you….all it takes is a hint of cleavage and I’m sucked right back into her wide faced trap….it’s starting to become an issue….but nothing compared to my other obessions that don’t allow me to be a normal human in society….none of which are shitting in a condom and freezing it to make homemade dildos to fuck your wife with…but they should be.

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Erin Heatherton’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

Once again, we have Leonardo DiCaprio’s hot piece Erin Heatherton in a new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photoshoot. If you are like me and most of you are, then tall, skinny, blond chicks with tight bodies are your weakness. So be careful when viewing these photos, they may cause you to hate the current girl you are with.

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for the Sunday Times of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a mom….and that fucking amazes me…so much that before she was a mom, I didn’t even notice her, I just thought she was a funny faced model who didn’t deserve the attention she was getting…all wide and inuit looking with squinty eyes and other bad features….but then she got knocked up….and managed to come back into the game looking like this….in some kind of miracle on 34th Street hustle that makes her worth celebrating…you seee I don’t need the hottest, I just need the ones who put effort in….and that’s probably why I hate my lazy, pig of a wife who only exercises when struggling to breathe……

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Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for the Sunday Times of the Day