The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time… What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.
Some Terry Richardson impersonator…because you know Terry Richardson invented the hot model snapshot in front of the white wall showing her tit….named Viktor Vauthier – did a shoot with Montreal model I never shared my igloo with and only found about about through her nude modeling….named Anais Pouliot….pronounced “ANUS POO A LOT” ….true story…..but hot enough for me to not laugh at the infantile joke….but to instead get turned on by the though of her anus and her mass amount of poo on my dick after fucking it….you know in a lot of ways her silly name is suggestive of so many good things…. Here are the pics…of a hot local model for me…turned pro and willing to get naked…like so many french strippers before her…
Miranda Kerr is one of those moms who doesn’t offend me…you know the kind of bitch you have never met and never will meet and have no real grasp of her actual personality to judge anything about her other than her bikini body you see in half naked photoshoots….a body that is good enough to ignore that if some act of god happened….and you were in a situation where you could have her…you’d take her ignoring the fact that a baby was shat out of that pussy you want to eat so bad it squirts….making her a rare event because usually a baby makes even the hottest pussy something to avoid….an STD worse than aids because it talks and annoys as it leeches your life, beauty and everything…..but for some reason Miranda Kerr’s doing ok with it….at least in half naked pictures of herself….hot.
I feel like I’ve been posting pictures of Hayden Panettiere on the site pretty much every day for the last little while. Why not? Little people need love too. Here she is looking good while she flashes that perfect little denim booty of hers in a tight pair of jeans. I’d like to polish that thing up and hang it over my fireplace. That sounded a lot less creepy in my head. Anyhow, you know what I’m talking about. Enjoy.
I can’t understand a word written in this magazine and I don’t care, put supermodel Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the cover and you’ve got yourself a customer. Besides, none of us need to read the actual articles when there are hot ass pictures of a half naked beautiful woman nearby, I bet nobody is reading this right now. I could tell you how much I enjoyed the Smurfs movie and none of you would even notice. The blonde one is hot.
A long time ago – I posted NIPPLE PICS OF HANNAH HOLMAN ….calling her some aspiring model or part time model…or spokesperson model showing tit to get ahead in fashion industry so that she can stop giving out toilet paper samples at Costco…cuz I never heard of her….but some homie…who probably dated her and wants people to think he dated a model…wrote me this email: Hey Asshole. This girl is not a low-level model, and nothing she’s doing in this shoot is an attempt to get ahead, as she’s already making it big. She’s well known and respected in the fashion industry. She’s smart, sweet, making big bucks, and obviously has more class than you. It’s embarrassing for you that you have nothing better to do than trash a twenty-year-old girl whom you know nothing about. You should do your homework before you spout shit like this out of your mouth pervert. A year later, I still thik bitch is a low-level model…this time showing her tits in another shoot that’s festive with gingerbread…my favorite. That said….I never feel embarrassed…I know I am a hack…and embrace it…like I embrace staring at whore tits put out on blast on the internet….thanks Hannah Holman you fucking stripper…
Miranda Kerr was in a white bikini top…..which would be exciting if Miranda Kerr wasn’t a fucking bikini model with thousands of pics of her in a bikini online that she’s been retouched in…both before being a mom and after….that are better than this….reminding us that regular girls you don’t often see in bikinis are more exciting in bikinis….while bikini models you always see in bikinis come standard in bikinis and need to next level that shit with getting fucking naked yo….but I guess you could argue that since she’s pro at this, it’d be like playing one on one with Michael Jordan, a life changing experience, but you wouldn’t win, cuz this is my site and therefore I am always the winner of arguments…even if ulimately I’m a huge loser. Thanks life for wronging me….. Thanks Orlando Bloom for reminding me…. Thanks Miranda Kerr for not fucking me…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m not sure who this Behati Prinsloo bird is, I’m assume a supermodel who will never have anything to do with me ever, but she looks pretty good hanging out in her sexy little undies so she’s always welcome on the site. I shouldn’t say she’ll never have anything to do with me, I might become a fat old billionaire at some point and invite her for a ride on my yacht through the Mediterranean… If she’s nice to me.
Cameron Diaz may be old….but unlike a war veteran or accident victim…she’s still got both her legs…legs that are long and toned and nicely maintained because she hasn’t gone out and destroyed herself with baby making despite her biological clock screaming “FILL MY FUCKING UTERUS UP IT IS MY ONLY POINT IN LIFE AND THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS FUCKING CLOSING YOU SELF INVOLVED CUNT – YOU HAVE MILLIONS – SCREW YOUR VANITY – SETTLE DOWN – LET IT GO – MAKE BABIES”……and I respect the strength it takes a woman to say “cum in my other pussy, it’s an asshole”…..instead of following instinct…cuz it allows their bodies to remain tight….and their baggage light….all this to say…this is my kind of woman…
Reebok is smart enough to take Victoria’s Secret approach to marketing, by recruiting their prized hen and slutting her up in activewear in efforts to sell shoes using her ass….making her the equivalent of a low level spokesperson prostitute who traded her dignity for a paycheck that corporations rape to make fucking sales…..and I am not complaining….because hot model ass slutting out for money in pictures I can look at….whether I give a fuck about the brand or not…is a good thing….we need more of that in this horrible world we live in….that is luckily coming to an end in 8 months.
