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Miley Cyrus’ Awesome Little Workout Body

I for one absolutely love the fact that walking around half naked in skin tight yoga pants has become an acceptable thing now. Jessica Alba did it this morning, so did Miranda Kerr and Miley Cyrus does it all the time. I love it. Here’s Miley showing off her tight little body in a tight little outfit. Is it me or does she seem to be getting better and better looking as she gets older? I’m impressed. I guess all the pilates or yoga or whatever has been paying off. Nicely done.

Miranda Kerr’s Perfect Supermodel Figure

So this is the third post in a row where I’ve got a hottie walking from her car in a sexy little yoga outfit. You’re welcome. This time it’s supermodel Miranda Kerr’s turn to show off her amazing tight body. I might actually have to try out this yoga or pilates crap, does it work for men? I’m starting to get some man boobs. That’s not true, I’m too young to be getting man boobs, mine are more like dude boobs…… Doobs! Don’t tell Miranda.

Miranda Kerr’s Tight Supermodel Goodness

I get a lot of pictures of hotties and not so hotties heading to the gym in spandex yoga or pilates costumes, but rarely anything as hot as this. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing everyone what a yoga outfit is supposed to look like. Jesus! Obviously she’s a supermodel and this is what she gets paid to do, but come on. I know she doesn’t have giant breasts or anything, but she’s so damn skinny that they still look pretty impressive. Especially with the sun hitting them just right. Awesome.

Carolyn Murphy Spreads Her Leg in Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

I don’t know if there is some Carolyn Murphy nipple in these pics for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey, an Arab, yet European publication that is far more sex charged than American publications because this is God’s country people, and we like to repress sex and sexuality, forcing our kids to Christian Dating sites to feel less guilty about one night stands, by eliminating the chance of accidentally banging a jew….but she is spreading her legs… Sure….she’s not SPREADING HER SUPERMODEL LEGS AS HARD AS SHE DID IN HER SEX TAPE THAT DROPPED 6 YEARS AGO THAT WE COVERED ….but she is spreading them enough for me to revisit THAT SEX TAPE ….cuz nothing ever fully disappears on the internet – no matter how many lawyers you got working for you bitch. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Micaela Schaefer at Some Event Looking Ridiculous of the Day

Those Germans….always up to something…..whether it is genocide, or ethnic cleansing, scat films, great automotive engineering or breeding some weird attention seeking trash who shows up to events half naked…..whether in IN THONG or SHOWING NIPPLE all for attention, that she clearly gets, cuz she’s not fat and even if she was fat, people would look at her…especially in Germany, because they are a real pragmatic bunch who get things done…. I think I may be in love with her drive and the way she markets herself…as a trashy slutty stripper bitch who traded her pole for the red carper….it works for my questionable morals and values. Micaela Schaefer is some novelty act… Here’s the video…. Here is one in better quality but far less about Micaela Schaefer… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in Bikinis Under Lacy Shit of the Day

You know what I’m into? Bikini models, whether they are moms or not…Whether they are South African and thus HIV Positive or not, to be in fucking bikinis….not in poolside sheer crocheted, knitted or even lacy shit that covers up said bikini bodies….save the surongs or whatever you call the towels, robes, sheets and covers bitches wear at the beach for the fat chicks who need them, when dealing with bikini models, get the in character and crawling around the pool pretending they lost a contact or some shit. STEP IT UP VICTORIA’S SECRET….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Some Awesome Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr Hotness

After those classy half naked pictures of Micaela Schaefer letting her lady parts hang out, I thought I’d let a couple of professional hotties show her how it’s done. Here are Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr showing off their amazing supermodel bodies at some Victoria’s Secret promotional crap. Alright, so their bikini bodies are still pretty covered up, but still… Hottest doilies ever.

Miranda Kerr Is Just Incredibly Sexy

At first glance I thought these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr weren’t all that special, she’s all bundle up in a sweater getting out of a car, but then I noticed those amazing thigh high leather boots she’s got on. Awesome. Leave it to a supermodel to make getting out of a car look this friggin’ amazing. Not only that, but when she comes back out she’s wearing a pair of tight ass leather pants. Supermodels are the best.

Miranda Kerr: Hottest Mom Ever

I’m sure there are probably a lot of women out there who would take exception to me saying that Miranda Kerr is the hottest mom ever, Kate Beckinsale might actually have a pretty decent argument, but I’m sticking with Miranda. Sure there are a lot of moms who look pretty good, for moms, but this chick is just unbelievable. How many moms do you know who would wear tight leather pants and stilettos on a flight?… Exactly! Hottest mom ever.

Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

I thought I was done for the week with the amazing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures I had up earlier, but as luck would have it I’ve found these shots of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo – even her name gives me an erection – hanging out on the beach again in yet another little bikini. I would like to take a delicious bite of that perfect little booty.