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Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

I thought I was done for the week with the amazing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures I had up earlier, but as luck would have it I’ve found these shots of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo – even her name gives me an erection – hanging out on the beach again in yet another little bikini. I would like to take a delicious bite of that perfect little booty.

Meet My Future Ex-wife Behati Prinsloo

As far as Victoria’s Secret supermodels go, I’m not too familiar with this Behati Prinsloo hottie, but I think she and I should be to know each other. Here she is sunning her perfect little body in a bikini on the beach yesterday. Jesus! How come I haven’t heard of this beauty before? I think I need to do a little research into this… By research I mean stare at these pictures for at least thirteen minutes. How can I turn this into a hands free slideshow?

Miranda Kerr Drops Some Long Leg Goodness

As part of her supermodel duties, Miranda Kerr has to do a lot of crappy promo junkets for products that women don’t really need but because a super hottie tells them they can look this hot if they use the product they go crazy for it and buy it anyway. Silly girls. Here she is showing off her sexy long supermodel legs in a nice skirt for something I don’t really care about. Whatever it is, I bet it’s way overpriced, but those legs are awesome so who gives a crap.

Emma Stone Still Boring and in a Bikini of the Day

Emma Stone is like this year’s JUNO, you know a bitch who gets a whole lot of hype but based on her physical appearance, it is totally unwarranted but because nerds like her…for whatever reason…whether it be her silly roles she’s cast in…or the fact that nerds find her attainable…it doesn’t change the fact she’s got little uninteresting tits and a pretty boring body…..you know the kind of body a 15 year old fat boy has more sex appeal than…no pedo…..making me wonder why she’s in these bikini pics….but realizing I love bikini pics…even on fake redhead skinny bitches more famous than they should be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Stone Still Boring and in a Bikini of the Day

Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr in Her Bikini of the Day

Miranda Kerr Sexy Party Hotness

I’m not sure what event these pictures are from, something far to glamorous to extend an invitation to The Tuna , but Miranda Kerr was clearly hot enough to get an invitation and that’s all that matters. I guess if I was throwing a party, I would send an invitation to as many supermodels, bikini models and Hooter’s girls as I could find. Obviously none of them would come and the party would end up just being me drinking wine coolers and watching old episodes of Newhart , but it’s worth a shot.

Miranda Kerr Does Wonder Woman of the Day

This is the kind of shit that makes a virgin loser nerd with no friends and no pussy prospects because he’s too busy reading comics and playing video games…head explode…. A lingerie model dressed like an action figure…they fantasized about fucking the last 30 fucking years of their pathetic…lonely…sad…depressing lives…. Sure it is an wasy way to get attention maybe…it’s the Olivia Munn strategy….and other low level people’s strategy to fame…and I’m just posting it cuz I like pussy in tight clothes…

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Miranda Kerr Does Wonder Woman of the Day

Real Housewives Star Declares War on Furburger with Luxury Merkin Line [PIC]

Former Real Housewives of New York City star Cindy Barshop has taken it upon herself to rid the world of pubes via her Manhattan-based waxing salon Completely Bare , and although Mr. Skin has a well-documented preference for snatchural furburger, who are we to fight the cultural tide? But this time, she’s gone too far. Cindy’s convinced that merkins are “the next big trend” in vaginal decoration, and is now offering two faux-bush options: “the Foxy Bikini “, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur , and the ” Carnivale Bikini “, in which the bush area is waxed and covered with colorful feathers . The cost for these “treatments”? An astounding $225 for the Foxy and $190 for the Carnivale. Not to argue with the lady who invented vajazzling, but this just looks like a flock of exotic birds has taken up residence inside the wearer’s vag…and call us old-fashioned, but the only birds that belong up in there are cocks. See Hollywood’s fluffiest (fake) muffs on our bush-tastic Best Movie Merkins playlist, right here at MrSkin.com!

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Pack Your Bags and Take a Trip to Angel Island [VIDEO]

Is it as nasty where you are as where we are? Then pack your bags, because we’re headed to Angel Island , the Caribbean hotspot where cleavage rules and the natives have chosen Miranda Kerr , Candice Swanepeol , and the rest of the Victoria’s Secret gang as their benevolent queens. Just don’t forget to bring an extra pair of boxers: For more wet n’ wild action that’ll make you say H-2- Oh , check out our Best Underwater Nude Scenes Playlist right here at MrSkin.com!

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Pack Your Bags and Take a Trip to Angel Island [VIDEO]

Miranda Kerr Is Absolutely Stunning

Here’s Miranda Kerr looking amazing at some event. My only complaint is that her dress is a dress and not lingerie. Someone needs a new stylist. Call me.