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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Surfing of the Day

Ambrosio is in Hawaii and she’s rocking a PINK BIKINI …but I’m not allowed to post the pics….but I can link them… I don’t know if it is diabetes, sleep apnea, a hangover, or just a mild stroke, but today has been filled with great stories, great jokes, great ideas, but I keep forgetting them and end up in a cold sweat…It’s fucked…but in all that confusion, cloudy vision, dizziness and frustration, I will say, braindead, half retarded, useless or not….Ambrosio isa hot bikini model and mom or not…unscathed vagina or not….perfect body or not….not 19 anymore or not…I still love seeing her do the whole bikini thing…even if Miranda Kerr was the bitch Victoria’s Secret chose to wear the billion dollar bra in their fashion show… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr’s Long Mom Legs of the Day

I’m only posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr because she’s got great legs after bouncing back from her pregnancy in a good way, unlike countless women before her who don’t get paid millions to be half naked, but who instead gave up their careers and independence to be in this prison sentence called marriage and family, and the only defense they have is to make themselves as unattractive as possible for their husbands, so that they don’t try to fuck them and knock them up again to start that horrible cycle all over again…..I mean revenge has gotta be why once hot chicks who get married and have kids end up thick….I mean that or laziness and a valid excuse for the shit…. I’m also posting these pics to remind you that the busty, implant looking tits you see of hers in catalog, don’t actually exist, it is all false marketing, padding, and millions of dollars of engineering to make happen, not to that that’s a bad thing, she’s hot, it just is shitty when you get surprised after bringing a bitch pulling the same stunts home, but you likely don’t have to worry about that….so I’ll just post the pics…

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Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Miranda Kerr’s Amazing Supermodel Legs

If there are two things that go together perfectly, besides gin and tonic of course, it’s a supermodel and a nice pair of leather short shorts. Here’s Miranda Kerr walking around the streets of Paris looking like, well, looking like one of the hottest women on the planet. I think that if I saw this hottie walk by I’d drop whatever I was doing, smoking or eating a baguette or whatever French people do, and spend my afternoon following her around. From a respectful distance of course, I don’t want to seem like a creep. It’s not often you see something this beautiful up close, you’ve got to soak it all in while you can. Sweet sweet supermodels.

Ashley Tisdale Gym Clothes of the Day

I always hate on Ashley Tisdale for her ugly face that she’s tried to modify with plastic surgery cuz she also hated on her ugly face….and that in itself is funny, cuz insecure girls who put themselves out there, usually put out… But the truth is that, I appreciate that she recognizes her flaws, and makes up for it with constant working out, giving her this tight little body, cuz body is what you fuck, so when the rest of her gets old and haggard, faces don’t matter as much as a tight little ass…. Making me wish she was in on the self shot nudes with Vanessa Hudgens…cuz I’m tired of not seeing celebs naked, shit’s getting stagnant and bottom feeders don’t seem to bottom feed anymore – and that sucks. Here’s some more boring pics…seems to be the foundation of this fuckign site…

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Horse Crash is the Viral Video of the Day

This is a viral video that brings great joy in my life, only because I’m a fucking asshole, who thinks those horse drawn carriages in cities is fucking cruelty to animals, and I always wish the fucking horses plot some kind of revenge together that will set them fucking free….Seriously, I see these tourist paying these homeless looking people for these scenic rides that hardly represent anything historical or romantic as horses suffer from heat, dehydration and not being taken care of, and it makes me mad, so here’s some horses taking back their lives….It’s empowering. TO WATCH THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr in Lingerie Cuz It’s Her Job of the Day

As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot… I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke…. See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid… Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…

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Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Lingerie Cleavage

I had to finish off this rainy thursday afternoon with some uplifting shots, I don’t mean uplifting in the sense that they’ll raise you’re spirits, I just mean that you might feel a strange tingling sensation in your pants. That’s where these pictures of Miranda Kerr come in. Here’s the supermodel all decked out in some classy lingerie in what looks like an early Valentine’s day shoot. I don’t care what the shoot is for, I’m just amazed at the amount of cleavage these new bras can produce. Miranda’s not exactly the bustiest of supermodels and yet… Pow! I like it.

Rihanna’s Sad Leather Pants

What has happened to Rihanna ? This is not what I like to see. She’s normally all tarted up in sexy little outfits or lounging on the beach in her bikini, this looks like something popstars wear on heavy flow period days. Not good. Leather pants are not supposed to look like this. I guess I shouldn’t be giving fashion advice considering what I’m wearing right now, but this post isn’t about me is it? Maybe she’s feeling a little down now that her vacation is over, we all are, hopefully she’ll be back to her old self real soon. Cheer up princess.