Tag Archives: Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr’s Fashionable Bikini Pictures

I really don’t know anything about fashion, anyone who’s seen me will attest to that, but I know a lot about supermodels wearing fashionable bikinis so that makes me feel like an expert. Anyhow, Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr all dolled up in a sexy bikini for what I can only assume is some fasihon magazine or trendiy line of jewelry, who knows really, it could be for anything. What matters is that she’s half naked and looking pretty damn amazing. I even like the stupid visor, that’s how hot she is.

Adriana Lima Blows Me A Kiss

Obviously supermodel Adriana Lima and I have had a love affair for several years now, that’s pretty clear, but I promised her I would keep in under wraps because we wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, she’s a supermodel and I’m a celebrity blogger, society says that our relationship is forbidden. Well here she is blowing me a kiss at some Victoria’s Secret fashion night outt, completely blowing our cover. Thanks a lot sweetheart. I’ve got a lot of blogging relationships I need to maintain and now that they know that we’ve got a thing going, that’s all going to change… They’re all going to be over at my house at bath time.

Oh, ELLE Yes: Victoria’s Secret Models Go Retro, Beautiful

A quartet of Victoria’s Secret models have gone retro. Miranda Kerr, Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes are each featured in the latest issue of ELLE, with each beauty garnering her own cover and wearing her own old school bathing suit. Editor-in-Chief Robbie Myers describes the shoot as an example of what makes “ELLE ELLE” because the “women look right back at you with all the personal and sexual confidence in the world.” You know what we’re gonna ask now, don’t you, readers? Study these pics, along with our full collection of bikini photos , and then decide: Who would you rather…

Go here to see the original:
Oh, ELLE Yes: Victoria’s Secret Models Go Retro, Beautiful

Bangers: Chanel Iman And Other Bodacious Banger Angels Cover ELLE In ‘Kini’s And Stuff

One of our favorite supermodels, Chanel Iman was selected along with three other Victoria’s Secret bangers for ELLE Magazine’s October covershoot . “We felt it was time to show the sexy side of fashion again, enlisting four of the runway’s super seductive models – Miranda Kerr, Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes in a story photographed by Alexei Hay and styled by ELLE Creative Director Joe Zee.” – Robbie Myers, ELLE Editor-in-Chief Keep clicking for more sexy shots from the story… including Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr’s banging post-baby bodies!!!

Continued here:
Bangers: Chanel Iman And Other Bodacious Banger Angels Cover ELLE In ‘Kini’s And Stuff

Scarlett Johansson’s Tight Avenger Outfit of the Day

Here’s some dumpy shit that’s marketed as being hot for all the virgin losers who love all things comic book and the women in costumes who are bringing their fantasies they’ve jerked off to since they were teenage boys, unable to process how weird jerking off to a drawing is….. Her name is Scarlett Johansson and she’s taken her half assed, raspy voice, shitty acting and gut and put them into some spanx and spandex to re-invent her sloppy self…and you’re going to masturbate to her….again….maybe cuz she reminds you of a 40 year old mom….who should be wearing an oversized sweatsuit to her pilates class…and that feels like home…but I’m pretty sure it’s just marketing…cuz this bitch is overrated and more importantly overfed. Get her away from the craft services table motherfucker, you have a movie to make…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

See the original post:
Scarlett Johansson’s Tight Avenger Outfit of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits for Labor Day of the DAy

Here is Nicole Scherzinger hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…

See the rest here:
Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits for Labor Day of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Hard Nipples of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be boring….She may be on the verge of death…she may be getting Billy Joel lyrics about being at her prime…cuz she knows that in a couple weeks she’ll be far less prime comparitively as they’re cremating her…long after her career’s been left in the basement to rot…. I have met Lohan, I hung out with her in her hotel once, she played me her album, she danced around the room in heels and pajama pants, she cried, she laughed, she was like a fucking roller coaster of amazing…. I drank her booze, I stayed til 6 am, I hugged her goodbye, we talked about her problems, I encouraged her to marry me….and there’s one thing I know about her first hand and that is that she has the single fucking best tits around…and what better way to celebrate any day than by staring at them…. Dead to me and the rest of the world or not, I will always have a soft spot in my heart and a hard spot in my pants for this amazing creature we call lohan…she is a genius and I’m convinced one day she will get that academy award she deserves… Now if only she answered my emails, texts, phone calls, and twitter messages…but she hates me. Oh well. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

Read more here:
Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Hard Nipples of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Amaazing Runway Sheer- Panty Flash of the Day

I generally don’t love thinking about mom pussy…but I do love panty flashes, or vagina flashes, or just vagina in general, that if it comes along, I can’t turn my back to it…. I generally do love bikini models, whether they have mom pussy or not….especially when they are bikini and lingerie models…. I generally don’t love when girls know they have the potential of flashing panty, you know like by wearing a short skirt, so they double up and put on a pair of thick boyshorts on, so there is no embarrassming…. I generally do love when a girl wears sheer panties or no panties under all circumstances…. What I’m trying to say is that other bitches would have rocked a thick pair of underwear when modeling for fear of something like this happening, but Miranda Kerr just carries it like a fucking pro…maybe cuz she wanted this to happen…and mom pussy or not…shit looks tight to me….. Amazing. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

See more here:
Miranda Kerr’s Amaazing Runway Sheer- Panty Flash of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tits of the Day

I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me…. Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t…. here are the pics

Read the original post:
Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tits of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s Busty Lingerie Goodness

I think it goes without saying that these pictures are hot as hell, I mean it’s Miranda Kerr in some sexy lingerie for crying out loud. How much hotter can it get? Supermodels are just amazing, no matter what they do or what they wear, they just looks good enough to eat. Obviously I don’t mean actually eat, I’m not some sort of maniac, when I say good enough to eat I just mean good enough to have sex with. Duh! Anyhow, the woman is spectacular. Enjoy.