Here’s a ridiculous video that I assume is staged cuz I don’t trust anything on the internet and haven’t since 1995 when I was rocking chatrooms trying to have cybersex with bitches before digital cameras and webcam when shit was all textual, and I ended up in an online relationship with a bitch who wrote out the best blowjobs ever, so good that I insisted on meeting her, you know to cash in on what was described, only to find that bitch was a motherfuckin’ dude…and after 12 hours of travel time with no where to stay, it’s kinda hard to follow through on it….making that the gayest weekend of my life…. I’m just fucking around….I don’t meet people off the internet, but I do know people who do and they’ve almost always been very disappointed by the shit…it’s the internet…that’s what it is made for…but this video from 2010 is pretty awesome…
Miranda Kerr was on the runway modeling for some company because she’s still a fucking model and that’s what models do…despite having a kid or as I like to call having her vagina explode into a messy mess that was once highly erotic but is now just like some horror movie shit…at least that’s what I assume…but most mom pussy I’ve seen has been that of ghetto hookers and not quality girls who probably smell like fancy perfumes like this amazing set of tits…but I like to imagine her very fucking genitally damaged.. Here’s the video of the pictures that some weirdo put together…
It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….
It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….
I haven’t been able to sleep all that well tonight, so I thought I’d browse the internet for some hottie…. Thirteen minutes later I’m bored again. So I thought I’d post some shots of supermodel Miranda Kerr hanging out in her sexy lingerie doing that thing that only supermodels seem to be able to do. You know what I’m talking about, that thing where they look at you through the camera like you’re the only man they’ve ever seen, so you dump your girlfriend and start a website dedicated to them. Is it just me?
I don’t know when these pictures are from. I don’t know who took them. I just know that they are of Miranda Kerr jogging in what may be a see through shirt in what may be company issued bra to ensure she’s got it going on anytime she is seen in public as she represents the evil underwear brand…that may be too small for her…and unable to contain her mom tit…showing the world what may be nipple…probably done on purpose as some kind of passive aggressive protest cuz Victoria’s Secret does this thing called “owning” their bitches and making “titty slaves” out of them…and sometimes first world bitches get mad about it…while the Brazilians and Eastern Europeans don’t…thanks to being an appreciative people who don’t want to go back to their war torn/tribal villages…and really as long as the protests are jogging mom nipple…I’m down to support the cause….a cause I invented in my crazy head…distracted by hot model body….I want to explore like the post birth mystery it is…. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
I don’t normally like to post pictures of hotties and their babies, nobody needs to see kids on this site, but I couldn’t resist these shots of Miranda Kerr and her newborn. Not because I think the kid’s cute, he looks like every other baby on the market, but those breasts have got my attention. It looks like the kid is pushing them up for the camera, he knows what he’s doing, and I thank him for it.
I call these pics “Owned by a billion dollar bikini corporation so I always have great cleavage”…… The real interesting thing about these pics is that you can see her ass from the front, one of my many fetishes….maybe it’s a side effect of having a kid 6 months earlier and bouncing back in some Guinness World Record way…I mean shit, I’m pretty much a housewife based on the amount of work I do and the amount of sitting on my ass all day, and none of the girls from the breast feeding group I’m an unofficial part of, but know every where the girls meet each week, not one of the baby momma’s has got an ass like this….giving these pics an alternative title called “None of the bitches at my breast feeding group with new borns have a body like this, maybe cuz they don’t get paid millions to have bodies like this, but more likely cuz they are lazy and in it together cuz pregnancy reminded them of a childhood passion for cake they left behind in trying to find a husband through their teens and twenties”….you can choose which you like better…I’ll be busy staring at the pics…
I had to post these pictures of supermodel Miranda Kerr in her silly baseball cap and shades because it’s kind of nice to see her not looking her best. I’m kidding, obviously I’m posting these shots because of her incredible supermodel breasts all pushed together and sexy in that little tank top. Amazing! What I wouldn’t give to motorboat those things. I also thought I’d throw in a shot of her movie star boyfriend giving her a hug as he picks her up just to really make us all feel terrible about our lives. Thanks douchebag.