Here’s Miranda Kerr looking’ bloated, like she’s been retaining a little water, maybe too much salt in her diet..maybe just sadness from being irrelevant and calling on favors with major photographer friends, who will still shoot her because she’s still Miranda Kerr…and not totally irrelevant at least not yet…and she takes a good picture…with her nipples out because maybe, just maybe she’ll get job…
Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes… I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Harper’s Bazaar and Miranda Kerr released these pics of her topless in Harper’s Bazaar the day after the Victoria’s Secret on purpose..because the Victoria’s Secret model who got fired for fucking Bieber last year….is an interesting storyline to milk, especially when she’s showing of her mom nipples Bieber came all over…or sucked on while calling her mommy because he’s one of those weirdo mommy boys who was sold by his mommy to Usher for sex and pop music leaving him all fucked up…but this isn’t about Bieber…or the girls he fucks because he is richer than god…even if that’s creepy as fuck to the average person who thinks he looks 12 and this Miranda Kerr is on some pedo shit. It is about Miranda Kerr who keeps holding the fuck on…and if it involves model tits…it’s good enough for me….shot by Terry Richardson…Titties for Fashion…
Miranda Kerr is under scrutiny after posting an obviously and drastically altered photograph of herself from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show online. See exhibits A & B below. The photo on the left is of Miranda and some of her hot, fellow supermodel friends at a VS fashion function back in 2012. The photo on the right? The same image, reposted by Miranda this week in honor of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2013 , with one difference: Her ridiculously, computer “enhanced” waist … Who knew a photo could lose weight over time? You learn something every day in this business. Maybe her split from Orlando Bloom was just that tough. Understandably, the Australian beauty is under fire, as many perceived it as an unnecessarily, bafflingly pathetic attempt to make herself look “better.” Considering she is one of the planet’s most gorgeous beings, it’s amazing that she would send this kind of message to the impressionable, Photoshop-weary public. Not to mention surprising she’d think no one would notice the obvious change. UPDATE : Miranda says she had “no idea” the image was doctored. Gasp! “Hi guys, here is the original VS image!” Kerr posted on Instagram. “When I re-posted the photo this week to support the girls I screen grabbed it off the Internet when I was working in Japan. “I had no idea it was photoshopped. All good intentions … sorry for the confusion and congratulations to the girls for such a great show!” You buying’ it?
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have been separated and will be getting a divorce after three years of marriage, the couple has surprisingly confirmed. “In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months,” his rep said. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Split The British actor, 36, and Australian supermodel, 30, began dating in 2007 and quietly married in July 2010. But it’s over now and it looks like for good. The statement continued, “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.” “After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.” The couple has one son, Flynn, born on January 6, 2011. They were last photographed together on October 8. Their last public appearance was at the opening of Romeo and Juliet on Broadway on September 19. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr looked every bit the happy family then, so we can imagine that they will carry on through the split with their usual privacy and class. Still sad, though, and quite unexpected.
Before you ask, no, Simone Kerr isn’t related to Miranda Kerr . At least not as far as I can tell. She’s just another Aussie model with the same last name, and a similarly hot bikini body. And since Miranda’s already taken, despite my best efforts, I figure it’s time to turn my attention to someone who could actually use the Tuna Bump. All Simone needs to do is send me a few nudie pictures and we’ll make her more famous than Miranda in no time. OK, probably not, but shh, don’t ruin this for me.
Before you ask, no, Simone Kerr isn’t related to Miranda Kerr . At least not as far as I can tell. She’s just another Aussie model with the same last name, and a similarly hot bikini body. And since Miranda’s already taken, despite my best efforts, I figure it’s time to turn my attention to someone who could actually use the Tuna Bump. All Simone needs to do is send me a few nudie pictures and we’ll make her more famous than Miranda in no time. OK, probably not, but shh, don’t ruin this for me.
We got a feeling Orlando Bloom has a hard time keeping up with this woman!!! Former Victoria’s Secret banger and mega-supermodel Miranda Kerr is profiled in a new Net-A-Porter story where she talks about retiring from being one of the faces of the famous underwear brand, being targeted by the Hollywood bling ring and how she balances her huge career with a happy marriage — and we really wanted to share her philosophy. Check out this quote about how she approaches marriage: “I am quite dominant in my career, so what really works for me when I come home, is to relax more into the feminine side. If you’re really an alpha female, you don’t allow [your partner] to have the space to feel like the man in the relationship. Maybe I am too traditional, but men feel important when you ask for their help, instead of thinking you can do it all on your own.” In a more candid mode, she adds: “My mistake in my relationships has been to feel that I can do it all on my own: I don’t need a man. That is definitely a mistake. Women generally want to feel loved and appreciated. It’s something that I am working on every day, trust me! It’s a challenge for me to do that.” Do you think Miranda is on to something? Or is it wrong for a woman who is a leader in her industry to subdue her nature in order to put her man at ease? Hit the flip for more from Miranda on why she is no longer modeling for Victoria’s Secret and to see some more swimwear shots. Photo Credit: Mariano Vivanco
Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won…. What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere…. I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.
Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won…. What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere…. I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.