When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..
When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..
Here is some High Fashion athletics starring Miranda Kerr, ex Victoria’s Secret model, mom and wife to an actor, doing sports all glamorous and shit, which is the only way I really like seeing girls do sports, you know cuz otherwise they look like fucking dykes, and no one like dykes, not even dykes….because they are too manly for their lesbian penis hating ways….shit…. I like my women either skinny via fitness, because for some reason working out is the hottest shit to see a girl do, all sweaty vaginaed in yoga pants, or skinny due to drugs, starvation and too week to run. But I don’t mind when they get all dressed up and pretend to do sports, at least not when they are Miranda Kerr, because this Vogue shoot is turning me on.
It looks like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back on. At least if you’re going by reports of them kissing in Norway this weekend, and now this photo, which he posted on Twitter … only to delete it moments later. Why he nixed it, we have no idea, but it speaks for itself. What they did after this, we have no idea. But that look in her eyes makes it clear she’s into him. The look in his eyes … makes him look kind of high. High on LOVE. Or the weed. It was 4/20 after all. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber recently sparked rumors of a reconciliation when she jetted off to Oslo, Norway, to meet up with him during his tour. It’s been confirmed that they met up, and that they likely made out. The two lovebirds have seen each other off and on since breaking up at the end of last year; Selena is reportedly torturing the guy with mixed signals. Posting this pic for his fans, only to yank it down moments later, could qualify as the same on Justin’s part. Why post this if you’re gonna delete it?! First off, a cute girl is cozying up to him. Not a major surprise. Second, it’s his also-single ex and the pic is not scandalous. Third, nothing is truly “deleted” online. If you two are pawing one another again, just own it. Yeesh. Should Justin and Selena get back together? Yes, they are meant to be! No, he doesn’t deserve her! No, she doesn’t deserve him! View Poll »
The Boston bombing suspect captured alive Friday night suffered an injury to his throat and may not be able to talk, a federal official said this weekend. Officials also believe that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and his deceased brother were hoping to launch more violent attacks before they were caught last week. This is likely, given the large quantity of explosives and ammunition they possessed, yet all evidence suggests the two brothers were acting alone. “All of the information I have is they acted alone, these two individuals, the brothers,’’ Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino said on ABC’s This Week .’ “The older brother’s dead now. We have the second one … in very serious condition,’’ he said. “We don’t know if we’ll ever be able to question the individual.” Menino’s comment only fueled more questions about the medical condition of Dzhokar Tsarnaev, whose injuries have not been disclosed – officially. The official, who was briefed on Tsarnaev’s condition and reported the throat injury, spoke on condition of anonymity. It’s clear Tsarnaev hasn’t spoken at all – yet. Federal prosecutors continue to patrol the heavily guarded Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, where Tsarnaev is being treated for his wounds. CNN, which first reported the throat injury, did not describe it in detail or indicate how it might impact the captured suspect’s long-term prognosis. Authorities have not publicly detailed the injuries sustained by the teen, but another official said Sunday that he has been “intubated and sedated.” The official also spoke on condition of anonymity. A Justice Department official said that the 19-year-old will likely face federal terrorism charges and possibly state murder charges, no matter what. The government has invoked the public safety exception, a designation that allows investigators to question the teen without reading him his Miranda rights. Tsarnaev, 19, and his older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev , 26, are accused of setting off two bombs near the finish line of the Boston Marathon on Monday. Three people died and more than 170 were injured. The most serious charge available to federal prosecutors would be the use of a weapon of mass destruction, which carries a possible death sentence. Massachusetts does not have the death penalty. U.S. officials said an elite interrogation team would question the Massachusetts college student, assuming that’s even an option. At this point, it’s unclear. Other reports say that the sedated suspect could be charged officially as soon as today, at which point a judge would have to come to his bedside. Story developing …
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the 19-year-old suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing suspect captured last night, remains in serious condition as of this morning. He is being treated Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital in Boston after being taken into custody in Watertown, Mass., and being transported via ambulance. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was found hiding in a boat in the driveway of David Henneberry, who grew suspicious after he saw its tarp flapping in the wind. Henneberry went out to investigate when frustrated police lifted the town’s lockdown order around 6 p.m., and he noticed that the tarp had been cut. A closer inspection revealed it was stained with blood. Henneberry investigated further and, according to his stepson, “basically stuck his head under the tarp (and) noticed a pool of blood,” then called 911. Boston Bombing Suspect Shootout in Watertown That’s when law enforcement helicopters, cars and agents swarmed the property and cautiously approached Tsarnaev, who was taken alive around 9 p.m. Authorities reportedly fired on the boat (see video above), but likely only used “flash-bang” rounds in order to disorient the potentially armed suspect. Tsarnaev was not read his Miranda rights because the authorities invoked – or plan to invoke – the “public safety exception” to question him extensively. It’s unclear the extent to which this has occurred yet, but the U.S. Attorney’s Office wants to know about any potential explosive devices or accomplices. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, died in a gunfight with police early Friday morning, after which his younger sibling escaped. Story developing …
Sorry, Jewish 13-year olds around the nation. But you can stop trying now: there’s no way you’ll come up with the best Bar Mitzvah invitation of 2013. That honor belongs to a young man named Daniel, who raps about his life-altering event on May 11 in a video that is creating quite the viral sensation. Set against the instrumental of “Welcome to Atlanta,” the online invite includes appearances by Charles Barkley and the Mayor of Atlanta; is sponsored by Bacardi; and features a promise that there will be “straight kosher munchin.” Seriously, what more could one ask for when turning into a man? This is a must-watch, THGers: Bar Mitzvah Invitation of the Century
The legal beating just keeps on coming for Lindsay Lohan. A judge overseeing a civil lawsuit that was filed against the actress by a photographer fined her $1,000 for failure to appear at a deposition, reports say. Hilariously, the fine was handed down one day after her attorney asked for a continuance in the actress’ unrelated probation violation case. Why? So she can “demonstrate her worthiness for compassion and mercy by using her present and future actions to set a glorious example,” he wrote. All together now: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO . In the case of the photographer, Grigor Baylan, he filed a civil lawsuit against Lohan, Paola Demara and Tri Star Sports Entertainment, citing injury. He claims he was hurt when a car that the actress was riding in hit him in 2010. His attorney tried to set a deposition for Lohan, but was told she was unavailable. Just too busy partying , no doubt. Judge Ronald Sohigian fined her $1,000 and put her on notice Tuesday, formally ordering her to be deposed on April 8 at the law office of the photographer. The judge also told Lohan’s attorney that if her wayward client continued to play games with the court then the fines next time would be “much more significant.” Lindsay’s civil attorney, Julia Azrael, is already trying to formally dump her as a client because she “has been unable to communicate” with the actress. Basically she has no idea where Lohan is . Meanwhile, her criminal defense lawyer, Mark Heller, somehow wants her lying to cops case thrown out because she wasn’t read her Miranda rights . Which you don’t need to be read by cops asking questions about a car crash, or if you aren’t being arrested, which she wasn’t at the time. So it goes …
Miranda Kerr is on the beach doing some photoshoot for some random shit I don’t care about….but do care that Miranda Kerr is in it… modeling in some see thru looking outfit with some white looking panties under it…and not only because white looking panties get see thru when wet…but because Miranda Kerr you see because when it comes to Miranda Kerr – I would be into her wearing a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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