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Mischa Barton Decent Bikini Pictures

I wouldn’t say that Mischa Barton is exactly relevant anymore, she hasn’t been in like a decade, so the photographer must have thought she was someone else when he took these shots of her lounging around in her bikini. Maybe he’s a big fan of the OC , but that doesn’t sound right. Anyhow, she doesn’t look all that bad, she’s managed to hide her dumpy booty pretty well. Good job.

Mischa Barton Decent Bikini Pictures

I wouldn’t say that Mischa Barton is exactly relevant anymore, she hasn’t been in like a decade, so the photographer must have thought she was someone else when he took these shots of her lounging around in her bikini. Maybe he’s a big fan of the OC , but that doesn’t sound right. Anyhow, she doesn’t look all that bad, she’s managed to hide her dumpy booty pretty well. Good job.

Mischa Barton tit slipping

Mischa Barton is an actress that we like a lot because she always seems to be losing one of her breasts out of her dresses Continue reading

Mischa Barton see-through dress

Mischa Barton is a cute actress and lets be honest for a minute she is looking pretty hot too wearing this see-through outfit Continue reading

Mischa Barton Tries To Stay Relevant via Tyler Shields Steak to the Face of the Day

I used to rip into Tyler Shields for being a hack of a photographer who just managed to have the right celebrity friends that propelled him into photographer celebrity….but then I spoke to someone who knows him and she assures me that he’s not some try hard, full of shit, obvious attempt at shocking concept with celebrity pussy like he was the next Terry Richardson with less vision….and even if he was, who cares, cuz I’m the fucker writing about his work…adding fuel to the fire that is his hype…. That said, he recruited Mischa Barton, which must have been hard, you know with her busy schedule, substance abuse, sanity….but I have a funny feeling she’s the one who sought him out…to get these pics of steak on her face, in a photo series that I call “I shoulda been Tyler Shields, I’m clever enough to make shocking pictures, if only I didn’t alienate myself”…. Here she is…

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Embrace at Kabbalah Center

While the celebrity gossip world continues to wonder about the status of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, and while tabloids claim to have evidence that the former cheated with Sara Leal, this couple appears unaffected by the rumors. Latest case in point? Ashton and Demi were spotted together Friday night attending services at a Kabbalah center in Los Angeles. Rumors, schmumors: Is all well between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? Witnesses tell People the pair spoke to a number of people at the facility, prior to exiting together, arms wrapped around each other’s waists. This is the second time Kutcher and Moore have been spotted at the center since chatter about the former’s infidelity spread once again. Neither star has spoken publicly about their marriage, with the exception of a few mysterious, silly Tweets.

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Steak Out: Mischa Barton Sinks Teeth Into Bizarre Photo Shoot

Mischa Barton posed for a Tyler Shields photo shoot the other day, and, well, you know how that goes. If you don’t know how that goes, it goes … weird. The former OC actress and waif is the latest to pose for the controversial photographer, who loves his female celebrity muses to get “artistic” or something. After a Mischa fan club in Brazil (seriously, that exists) kept asking him to do a shoot with her, Shields says he reached out, and this is what resulted: Possibly nude, Mischa Barton sees food for the first time since April . “I randomly met her friend and we talked about it a few days later this happened,” he said. “She was amazing to work with. I cant wait to do it again.” Shields often features BFF Lindsay Lohan in his shoots, and recently landed in hot water over a series of photos showing a bound, battered Heather Morris . Here are some more of his recent Mischa Barton photos, which are historic – this is the closest interaction she’s had with steak in approximately 12 years … [Photos: Tyler Shields]

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Barbara Stoyanoff Sloppy Genitals of the Day

Those who have saggy genitals together, stay together. Here’s Mischa Barton’s sloppy seconds with some insignificant pussy, that looks like it may be as loosely built as his ball sack, reminding us that people with similar disabilities can always find love with each other….but maybe I’m just looking into this crotch shot a little too seriously.

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Barbara Stoyanoff Sloppy Genitals of the Day

Rihanna’s Walking Around in a Men’s Shirt of the Day

She looks so comfortable in it as she holds onto some manly lookin bitch I assume is her top…. I feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she first was found, you know after being picked up at 14 in Barbados at some karaoke bar, cuz the rumor is she was a teen prostitute….before dude brought her back to NYC to introduce her well trained throat to his friends… I also feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she was first signed, you know after the exec who promised her a career in exchange for a huge percentage, took advantage of her well trained throat and left her in his apartment to sort out her shit while he went back to the office. This is probably the same outfit she wore after recording the first album, after having her first endorsement deal, after her first award show, I mean countless times on her rise to the fucking top… So although seemingly inappropriate to wear in public, it’s actually this bitch’s uniform…one that she’ll never be able to take off, cuz wearing a man’s shirt cuz she doesn’t have clothes of her own to wear is deep rooted in her whore soul…. This is the walk of shame outfit….without it being a walk of shame…cuz her entire life is something to be ashamed of cuz it’s based on devil work….but her bank account compensates nicely for that….small tradeoff…. Either way, here she is gone dyke….cuz men beat the shit out of her cuz we don’t appreciate her annoying cunt behavior….unless that’s her mom…which would make sense too.

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Rihanna’s Walking Around in a Men’s Shirt of the Day

Rihanna’s Walking Around in a Men’s Shirt of the Day

She looks so comfortable in it as she holds onto some manly lookin bitch I assume is her top…. I feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she first was found, you know after being picked up at 14 in Barbados at some karaoke bar, cuz the rumor is she was a teen prostitute….before dude brought her back to NYC to introduce her well trained throat to his friends… I also feel like this is the outfit Rihanna wore the morning after she was first signed, you know after the exec who promised her a career in exchange for a huge percentage, took advantage of her well trained throat and left her in his apartment to sort out her shit while he went back to the office. This is probably the same outfit she wore after recording the first album, after having her first endorsement deal, after her first award show, I mean countless times on her rise to the fucking top… So although seemingly inappropriate to wear in public, it’s actually this bitch’s uniform…one that she’ll never be able to take off, cuz wearing a man’s shirt cuz she doesn’t have clothes of her own to wear is deep rooted in her whore soul…. This is the walk of shame outfit….without it being a walk of shame…cuz her entire life is something to be ashamed of cuz it’s based on devil work….but her bank account compensates nicely for that….small tradeoff…. Either way, here she is gone dyke….cuz men beat the shit out of her cuz we don’t appreciate her annoying cunt behavior….unless that’s her mom…which would make sense too.

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