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Mischa Barton’s Death Watch is Back on of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to do this Mischa Barton Death Watch when she was at her absolute worst….but it got boring, everyone forgot who Mischa Barton and we moved onto more interesting damanged pussy…. I don’t know I get bored of the poor little tormented rich girl who became an actress, made a lot of money and quit her show, only to spend that money on Cocaine and pills to supress the inner demons, and come out expecting everyone to have sympathy for your awesome lifestyle and you’re spoiled brat attempt to get on track, only to fall off track again, in an up and down motion, more fluctuating than her weight….that proves no matter what size she is, she’s still fucking sloppy, boring, and irritating….but not quite the same kind of boring as Rachel Bilson, cuz at least Mischa Barton’s got flavor, sure it’s probably unwashed, possible STD infected pussy flavor, while Rachel Bilson’s just vanilla lotion and overbearing husbanded, so here she is living….I guess we’re we’re just not sure for how much longer….and all this doesn’t answer the age old question….why aren’t these pics of her nude…

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Mischa Barton’s Death Watch is Back on of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to do this Mischa Barton Death Watch when she was at her absolute worst….but it got boring, everyone forgot who Mischa Barton and we moved onto more interesting damanged pussy…. I don’t know I get bored of the poor little tormented rich girl who became an actress, made a lot of money and quit her show, only to spend that money on Cocaine and pills to supress the inner demons, and come out expecting everyone to have sympathy for your awesome lifestyle and you’re spoiled brat attempt to get on track, only to fall off track again, in an up and down motion, more fluctuating than her weight….that proves no matter what size she is, she’s still fucking sloppy, boring, and irritating….but not quite the same kind of boring as Rachel Bilson, cuz at least Mischa Barton’s got flavor, sure it’s probably unwashed, possible STD infected pussy flavor, while Rachel Bilson’s just vanilla lotion and overbearing husbanded, so here she is living….I guess we’re we’re just not sure for how much longer….and all this doesn’t answer the age old question….why aren’t these pics of her nude…

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Reese Witherspoon Is At It Again

Posted on May 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe I’m saying this again, but Reese Witherspoon actually looks pretty damn hot. Here she is at yet another premiere of her movie about elephants, or whatever the hell it is, dropping a nice sized chunk of cleavage for us. I hardly even notice that weird looking chin of hers. Thank you very much. This kind of outfit just seems to work for her, hopefully ow she’ll throw out the fifty or so turtleneck sweaters she’s got organized by color in her closet and keep the sexiness going.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Sexy Cleavage Nothing

Posted on April 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Clearly it’s a slow news day here, everyone must be all tired out by watching hottie Kate Middleton marry that bald prince this morning, because all I’ve got for you so far are some shots of Reese Witherspoon looking her regular boring self at the premiere of her movie about elephants. I’m bored already. Even in a fancy red dress she looks like she should be at home baking cookies. Just give up and become a stay at home mom already, this hot celebrity thing just isn’t working out.

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Elizabeth Hurley Showing Some Tit in Animal Print of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom is that you? Shit Elizabeth Hurley got old. Tits or wild and crazy tight animal dress or not, all I can smell is menopause, not that it’s a bad thing, historically unlubricated vagina has offered my small penis the most friction and usually means the bitch is passed out and willing to let me do whatever I want to her cuz she can’t say no, not to mention extra facial hair, shitty bladder control and a monthly reminder that they are getting old as fuck and are unable to have kids, usually lowers standards and increases chances of anal because they just want to feel, and last time I checked, not being able to get pregnant is always a good thing, I mean unless you’re a young couple trying to start a family cuz you think you deserve to be like everyone else,unless you’re someone I’m trying to ejaculate inside…

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Rachel Bilson Boring IN Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old.. That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…

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Disgusting Shit Eater of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video of some girl in what must be a drama class – picking her ass and eating whatever she pulled out – while everyone laughed. I am sure we’ve all got our own habits…from eating our own cum, to eating our snot, to drinking piss, to letting our dog eat our assholes while we jerk off…hoping no one notices….or sees it…but we usually don’t do it out in public…but sometimes we get into our own world and forget we’re surrounded by people…especially when we are autistic…you gotta know better fuck, everyone’s carrying a fucking video camera these day shiteater… I had to think this one through before posting it, only because laughing at celebrities who are overpaid and annoy me is one thing…and laughing at people who fuck with me or people I like is one thing…and making fun of people who really deserve to be made fun of is one thing….but laughing at some socially awkward weird girl doing something disgusting that is about to blow up on the internet is a total other thing… YOu see videos like this are the kind of shit that lead people to suicide…and the only advice I can offer this shit eater is that before she does it…look at Mischa Barton…she’s done far worse than eaten her own shit on the Internet….and she hasn’t killed herself – so don’t do it. EIther way, I hear once you start eating shit, it’s hard to kick it, and I guess this is the proof…Enjoy it as much as she enjoys her shit.. Now we’re all gonna laugh at this bitch cuz she’s ugly, but if she was hot, we’d all be jerking off to this like it was a new fetish…the world is so hard on ugly shiteaters..

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Mischa Barton in Leather Shorts in Paris of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Mischa Barton in Leather Shorts in Paris of the Day

Here are a couple of drugged out lookin’ pussy at some event thinkin’ they are fashionable and awesome, when really they look haggard and disgusting….because Mischa Barton is a disaster, but she managed to squeeze her fat, sloppy legs into a pair of leather shorts…. She’s currently in Paris, in the event you were wondering “where in the world in Mischa Barton going to die?”… She is keeping good company with Montrealer and likely heroin user Irina Lazareanu, who I’ve never had the chance to finger bang in the backseat of her parent’s car, cuz she moved to London when she was 13 and for fear my finger would fall off due to disease…cuz she met Pete Doherty at 15, and was engaged to him a couple of times in some kind of love triangle with Kate Moss, I am sure all you idiots really care about…. On a more interesting tip, I was just walking down the street to an abandoned building near a high school I like to hang out in and cry myself to sleep in cuz my life is shit, and I walked in on two 14 or 15 year old bull dykes making out, with their school uniform pants, cuz they are bull dykes and don’t do the whole “skirt” thing, and it was not very hot…and luckily, either is Mischa, otherwise my story would totally be irrelevant, and I need her nastyness in lesbian state to make it all make sense…. I guess that means she’s no longer irrelevant and that I just found her purpose she’s been looking for, and that’s as the spokesperson for ugly lesbian stories….oh and her shirt is see through too…in the event you are blind…

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Rachel Bilson Kissed a Girl on TV of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rachel Bilson Kissed a Girl on TV of the Day

I’ve been talking shit about Rachel Bilson for a while now. I think it has something to do with hating her for letting that loser from Star Wars take her away from where she was supposed to be, locking her up in a farm, brainwashing her, and preventing her from going down the seedy flashing her tit path Mischa Barton went down…. But she’s making a comeback and knows she has a lot of sexing shit up to pull off to catch up and remind people who she is… Here she is on Primetime TV kissing a girl, not as passionately or pornographically as I’d want from her, but let’s view this as the gateway performance….

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Mischa Barton’s Flat Booty Gets Angry

Posted on September 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s career nobody Mischa Barton storming off into a car with her ugly flat ass the other night. This thing looks like something you’d see at ladies day on the golf course. Gross. It’s funny because rumor has it that she stormed off because somebody said her butt was flat. Awesome. I’m just glad we didn’t get a shot of her rotten face .

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