When you hit rock bottom and you were once a celebrity, you really have limited options of what you can do. Either you kill yourself from a drug overdose, or you get a reality show. Both are equally depressing, but one is a little less fatal…leaving you hope that maybe one day it will all turn around…even if it takes making a total mockery of yourself…while pretending to be working…when really you’re just doing the same nothing you do everyday…only idiots feel compelled to watch it…cuz your shitty life is substantially better than their shitty life cuz you were on a TV show for a minute… So apparently Mischa Barton thinks her life is interesting enough to follow and she is in the process of filming a pilot of her own reality show called “Smells like Garbage, Tastes like Sewage, Looks Unwashed and Bloated” cuz that’s really what her life has become…. Seriously, what the fuck is going to happen in her show…are we gonna watch her eat donuts, not shower, sit on her couch, get high and cry about the good OC Days…. There is nothing interesting about her, and maybe that’s the hook….and I guess who really cares…I just gotta say the obvious, a sex tape woulda been a better strategy… The whole thing is stupid.
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Mischa Barton Working on her Own Reality Show of the Day
At one point, Mischa Barton had a fairly promising career. The OC was a hit, she was scoring endorsement deals, and seemed like the next big thing. Now she is moving from L.A. to London with new boyfriend DJ Ali Love, and is known more for her turbulent personal life than any recent acting work. Linking up with Amy Winehouse should only help that. The UK wild child met a fellow fallen star with wasted potential at a Camden pub yesterday. Soon enough, there was some locking of lips involved. The supposedly-reformed pair were spotted shaking hands then kissing each other before enjoying a chat over a drink or 20. This cannot end well. Amy and Mischa have plenty of common ground to bond over. Winehouse is said to be clean after a high-profile battle with drugs, while Barton announced she is going straight following her most recent DUI arrest. Of course, both have done stints in hospitals and rehab. Mischa Barton was placed on involuntary psychiatric hold last year after a meltdown at home. Now in London to spend time with DJ Ali Love, her new boyfriend, Barton said she’s being healthy and has been reading scripts for new acting roles. She told the Daily Mail on Sunday: “I’m avoiding drinking, which is a shame as there’s nothing better than a glass of delicious English Pimm’s.” Wino, who is dating Reg Traviss , can’t make the same claim. After meeting Mischa Tuesday, the Back to Black singer headed to central London, hitting Balans bar where she stayed for hours, ordering champagne and cocktails, before dancing and singing her way to nearby Chinatown. She returned home at 11:30 this morning in the same clothes.
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Mischa Barton Moves to London With DJ Ali Love, Makes Out With Amy Winehouse
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Mischa Barton is looking pretty fucking disgusting. She’s fat and ratty and is either on drugs to medicate all her broken dreams and justifiable feelings of inadequacies, or she’s just being a hipster who does shower or get her hair done, but who takes her flashy jazz shoes seriously, and really who cares about Mischa Barton, she’s a think of the past, I mean other than the clearly gay dude who is pretending to be her boyfriend cuz gay dudes love fat, broken chicks with any level of celebrity, especially if they pay their way….I mean if you notice, motherfucker is scared to kiss the bitch, but in defense to his sexuality, so would most straight dudes…. Pics via Bauer
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Dumpy Mischa Barton Kisses Some Gay Dude Badly of the Day
Mischa Barton is looking like a fucking mess. She’s either drunk, medicated or both and she looks like fucking shit, unless of course you find Boy George hot, cuz that’s what she fucking looks like…. Either way she’s with some Euro lookin’ dude who must be gay cuz he looks way too fucking excited to be dancing with Mischa Barton…he’s the kind of guy who goes nuts over anyone he has seen on TV on any level…from seeing the local news anchor in Starbucks to meeting the host of an appliance warehouse sale commercial when buying a dryer to the getting off on a dude he original saw in a mug shot for some gay brothel bust…because glitz and glam is something he likes to attach himself to….even if the glitz and glam smells and looks like death…especially when paparazzi are there to make him feel important… Pics via Fame
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Mischa Barton is Drunk or High of the Day
Bow down. That was the statement Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford made following his arrest for marijuana possession last week. Not his official police statement, but still. The booking photo following Crawford’s arrest ranks among the best ever, with those man bangs (however tousled and greasy), piercing eyes and facial hair. Heart throb that he is, it shouldn’t be shocking that the 24-year-old managed to look hot even in such circumstances. We certainly couldn’t say that with ours. Talk about making the best of a bad situation … Chace Crawford: Pimpin’ even in an orange jumpsuit. See how Chace stacks up with some of our favorites below, and follow the link for our complete (and always growing) gallery of celebrity mug shots …
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Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit….. Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day
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