Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face. I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know. If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary… Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy. She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead… Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat… Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are running to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States. And they are currently engaged in a fight over who has the hotter wife. It all started when an anti-Trump super PAC shared a scantily-clad meme of Melania Trump, an immature move that prompted Trump to respond with the following Tweet: Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife! Trump quickly deleted this message, although it will live forever on the Internet and it will cause many to wonder: What beans?!? And it will apparently also influence Trump’s followers, one of whom created the meme above and posted it on Instagram, only to have Trump himself then share it with the world. The split-screen image features Heidi Cruz – a former economic policy adviser and Goldman Sachs investment manager – alongside a glamor shot of his own wife, a former model. And, for good measure, Trump added a quote from Twitter user @Don_Vito_08 that reads “A picture is worth a thousand words.” View Slideshow: 14 Times Donald Trump Has Insulted Women Following the Republican’s front-runner’s initial comments, Cruz called Trump a “coward” and told CNN that “Heidi is way out of his league” if Trump wants to get into a character battle. Then, shortly after the latest meme went live, Cruz responded again on Twitter as follows: “Donald, real men don’t attack women. Your wife is lovely, and Heidi is the love of my life.” Seriously, only Donald Trump could make Ted Cruz come across as the nice one in a fight. View Slideshow: 16 Celebrities Who Actually Support Donald Trump
THIS JUST IN: Kylie Jenner has come out with a new shade of lip kit color!!!!!!!!! Following the success of the teenage’s original trio of Kylie Lip Kit colors – Dolce K, Candy K and True Brown K – Kylie began naming additional shades after people near and dear to her heart. So… who is the latest family member to receive the honor? Kourtney Kardashian . Kourt K is one of the most vibrant, saturated pigments in the lip line thus far due to its bright purple hue. Kylie unveiled the latest including in her kit via the above Instagram picture, which included the caption “my little babies. Her and its namesake have appeared in plenty Instagram photos together as well, of course. To wit: Shortly after Jenner went public with this new shade, the Kylie Cosmetics page shared the same image with the captions “Welcome to the family Kourt K!” and “we are so excited for this shade!” Previously, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians actress named a color after her grandmother, MJ. Mary Jo K debuted as part of her second batch of kits, along with “Posie K” around Valentine’s Day. The full Kylie Jenner lip line, which launched in November 2015, now consists of eight different colors and retails for $29. We have no idea why anyone would ever purchase it. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths
Just when we thought the feud between Lisa Vanderpump and Eileen Davidson was beginning to die down, it looks like the hot-tempered Housewives are at it again, thanks to a joke that Eileen made on her blog this week. The ladies recently finished filming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show , and now they’re already back to work shooting a new season of the show. Eileen has been documenting the experience on her Bravo blog, and it seems she royally pissed Lisa off while joking about a trip the ladies will be taking: “Next week all of us, and our issues, are packing up and headed to Dubai,” Eileen wrote. “I wonder if there are any dogs there I can murder?” The comment was a reference to Lisa accusing Eileen of not caring about dogs being murdered in China after Davidson skipped an anti-animal cruelty charity event organized by Vanderpump. Eileen has gone on record as saying she simply had a prior engagement, but clearly it’s still a touchy subject. “Lisa and many of her fans were aghast after reading Eileen’s blog post,” one insider tells Radar Online. “Making light of Lisa’s passion to stop the barbaric torture of dogs at the Chinese Yulin Festival is just going too far! “Everyone who knows Lisa knows that she has had many sleepless nights over her efforts so save these dogs from being murdered.” It’s tough to take sides on this one, because Lisa’s work is certainly admirable, but Eileen’s joke really wasn’t that bad. Sounds like Lisa is just angry that someone’s challenging her status as the alpha in the group. Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see more mountains made out of molehills. View Slideshow: 11 Most Obnoxious Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Robert Johnson Continues To Defend Zoe Saldana’s Portrayal Of Nina Simone A couple weeks ago, we reported that BET founder Bob Johnson had hopped in the phone booth and donned his cape for Zoe Saldana’s inflammatory portrayal of Nina Simone. In speaking to The Hollywood Reporter , the film’s executive producer continues to try to convince black people that they should support this garbage… Two weeks after the trailer for Nina hit the Internet and caused an outcry over Zoe Saldana’s heavily altered appearance as Nina Simone, the film’s distributor is speaking to reporters in defense of the project. Critics of Nina, a biopic from U.K.-based Ealing Studios Entertainment, have protested the casting of Saldana, a light-skinned actress of Afro-Latina descent, to portray the legendary high priestess of soul, claiming that Simone’s physical appearance as a dark-skinned black woman had a major impact on her life and career. “It’s unfortunate that African-Americans are talking about this in a way that hearkens back to how we were treated when we were slaves,” says RLJ Entertainment founder and chair Robert L. Johnson, who also founded BET. “The slave masters separated light-skinned blacks from dark-skinned blacks, and some of that social DNA still exists today among many black people.” *eye-roll emoji* Now, in his one-on-one interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Johnson cites arguments against Saldana’s skin tone as akin to in-group discriminatory practices like the brown paper bag test, wherein certain black community gatherings would only admit individuals whose skin was lighter than the bag. “That’s where some of this comes from, when you hear people saying that a light-skinned woman can’t play a dark-skinned woman when they’re both clearly of African descent,” he says. “To say that if I’m gonna cast a movie, I’ve gotta hold a brown paper bag up to the actresses and say, ‘Oh sorry, you can’t play her.’ Who’s to decide when you’re black enough?” Johnson clearly is passionate about the subject and had plenty more to say regarding the backlash. “As an African-American, I will gladly engage anyone on this question of should we be talking about how light or how dark you should be to play a role,” he says. “Many people who are talking about it don’t even realize what they’re getting into. Imagine if I were to do a biopic about Lena Horne, who’s obviously light-skinned, or Dorothy Dandridge. Would it be fair if I put up a sign that said ‘No black women apply’? That would be ridiculous. Black Americans should know better than to have this discussion over a creative project. We’re not talking about white against black. We’re talking about black against black.” This fool goes on to say… “Make the judgment on the talent of the actors, make the judgment on the writing, but don’t make it on whether or not Zoe Saldana is as black as Nina. You can always say, ‘Gee, I can find somebody who’s blacker,’” Johnson says. “Let’s talk about [the film] in terms of giving talented African-Americans a chance to play roles that they’re qualified to play.” Clearly Bobby Boy missed the ENTIRE point. If Zoe was gonna play a lighter-skinned, thinner-nosed version of Nina Simone, then cool. BUT DON’T DARKEN HER F***IN’ SKIN AND PUT A FAKE NOSE ON HER AND THEN PREACH TO US ABOUT WHO IS ENTITLED TO PLAY WHO!
Farrah Abraham is hilarious! She doesn’t know it, and she isn’t trying to be, but she just gave us the biggest laugh we’ve had today. In a new interview on the Nik Richie podcast , the host asks the Teen Mom OG star if she puts herself in the same category as Kim Kardashian in terms of ability to command public attention. “I’ve been beating out Kim on a lot of things,” Farrah replies, although she doesn’t explain what these “things” are. “Do you think you’ve surpassed Kim Kardashian?” asks Richie. “I think I’ve surpassed her in certain aspects,” she replies, again not specifying how. “Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey.” If this little tete-a-tete proves anything, it’s that Farrah doesn’t have a very first grasp of either the English language or reality. First of all, Kim may be a narcissistic, overly-vain attention hound, but she’s not a delusional psychopath who lies about rape and screams obscenities at anyone who looks at her sideways. Secondly, annoying as she may be, Kim is an A-lister who would never appear on the podcast of some no-name who you have to Google in order to figure out his claim to fame is writing a blog about porn stars. We asked Kim what she thought about Farrah’s comparison, and this was her response: We will give Farrah one thing, though: she does have a knack for grabbing attention. Unfortunately, it’s because her behavior is so batshit bonkers you have to see it to believe it, and because ‘Murrica just can’t look away from a train wreck. View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
Kim Kardashian Selfie Impersonators Kim Kardashian’s nude selfie broke the Internet and had everyone debating about…well…who knows what. One other side effect of her picture was the cavalcade of people who popped up with their own versions of Kim’s selfie. There were plenty of well-executed versions and some that made us call on Jesus for guidance. Take a look…but maybe not at work.
