This is Zoe Kravitz topless in a movie that I am sure she didn’t get because she is Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s Daugther… The interesting thing about her is that she’s Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s daughter… The other interesting the about her is that most half black people have one black father and one white mother, while this one has two half parents, meaning she’s still half, but 25% from her momma and 25% from her dad…but we can collectively agree was probably raised white as fuck…. Going to all the exclusive parties, but one exclusive party she hasn’t come to yet is my shit hole apartment, which is too bad because I’ve already plastered the walls with Lenny Kravitz posters and put on my Lenny Kravitz cd so that she doesn’t get any idea that I am trying to be friends with her for any other reason other than the fact that she’s Lenny Kravitz’s daughter…and by friends I mean have her sit on my face…. You know, she probably realizes that her art, her hipsterism, her fashion modeling is not because of who she is, but because of who she is thanks to who her parents are and thats probably why all these celebrity kids end up in the gutter, living a life in their parents shadow…fueled by drugs they buy with their trust funds… That is not to say Zoe Kravitz isn’t a natural talent, or that she’s not a cool girl, or that she’s not worth taking seriously…because she’s showing her tits, and that’s good enough representation of her “talent” to me… The post Zoe Kravitz Topless in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
How quickly things change. Just a few days ago, the rumor mill was churning with talk of Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger getting married . Now, there’s chatter that the famous couple may split because Schwarzenegger may have cheated on Cyrus. Photos surfaced online yesterday of Schwarzenegger doing body shots off a bikini-clad young woman in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. At the Mango Deck Restaurant & Bar, the 21-year old is photographed very clearly with his arms around a brunette. She is wearing a black bikini and a “Kappa Kappa Gamma” sorority scarf around her head and she seems very comfortably cozying up to Schwarzenegger. But Patrick has taken to Twitter in order to explain why, insisting his actions are completely innocent. “Omg. It’s one of my best friends girlfriend…” the USC student wrote. “Would NEVER do anything against my GF….. Girls have guy friends and guys have friends that are girls..” Miley initially seemed distressed by the pictures, writing the following cryptic message on Instagram yesterday: “Surround yourself with people that reflect who you want to be and how you want to feel, energies are contagious.” But she then seemed to get over it in true, bizarre, difficult-to-comprehend Miley Cyrus-like fashion. “Da most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship. yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with,” she wrote. Miley concluded: “Biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stoned.” We’re gonna go out on a crazy limb and say it’s the latter. Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes 1. Miley Crotch Grab No, Miley Cyrus. Just… no. Why did you make us look at this? 2. YIKES! Thanks a lot, Miley Cyrus. This edited image will forever be scarred into our memories now. 3. Scary Miley Photo Miley Cyrus Photoshopped this image herself. It will haunt our nightmares forever and ever. 4. Baby Miley Twerks This was gross enough when 21-year old Miley did it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wrecking Ball Redo Because it wasn’t disturbing enough when the adult Miley Cyrus grabbed her boobs in this video… 6. Baby Miley and Madonna Baby Miley Cyrus does not look thrilled to be singing here alongside Madonna. We feel her pain. 7. Baby with a Butt It’s okay to be freaked out by this Miley Cyrus meme, right? Because we are totally freaked out by it. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Kylie Jenner has pretty big tits, I don’t know if she was born with them, if they were her 16th birthday gift, or if she’s just on a new pill or even pregnant as the mother and the producers of the show, like Ryan Seacrest, try to figure out what kind of dramatic curve to give these disgusting humans, who essentially collectively sold their souls and any dignity they had out of desperation for attention…that’s what narcissists do….and it fucking worked… From sex tape, to the final piece of the current family dynamic, at least in the Kim generation….as you know the grandkids are already being trained in how to deal with the media and flash the right amount of nudity to not be a whore like momma/auntie kim…and as much as we hate these people, this family, the people love them.. They have gone from rich kids, to superstars…for no fucking reason…they have turned a sex tape and a few tit flashes and scandals into a billion dollar empire…it’s fucking insane and should give you hope that it doesn’t take much…it just takes positioning…ideally as a urinal to black men…they love that shit…that’s where it all started…no I’m not talking about when she got knocked up by OJ…I’m talking about the other one… Anyway, here are some teen tits in a bra, that have been fucked by 25 year old rapper dick…because that’s the Worldstar Hip Hop generation… The post Kylie Jenner’s Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
That sure was fun, wasn’t it? On The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 16 , viewers learned what Caroline Forbes – typically sweet, generous, optimistic Caroline Forbes – would do with her humanity turned off. Watch The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 16 Online As it turned out, she would go shopping. And she would attend a rave. And she would make her friends promise to just give her a care-free year without trying to intervene and she wouldn’t go crazy and kill anyone. Except Stefan did try to intervene. He told Caroline he had feelings for her and she got so mad that she went ahead and compelled Liam. To basically perform open heart surgery on a very much alive Sarah Salvatore. Caroline would only tell him to stop if Stefan also turned his humanity off. And even though Elena arrived in time to save Sarah, it was too late: Stefan agreed in order to save his niece’s life, ending the episode by drinking a margarita with Caroline, nary a care in the world. ELSEWHERE: Bonnie is back… and dealing with some major anger problems. She refused to let Kai and his newfound guilt apologize, threatening to burn his face off if she ever saw it again. She also flipped out on Damon for leaving her alone in The Prison World. Bonnie ended up leaving Jeremy a voicemail that said she’s gonna wait to visit him until she figures herself out. As you’ll see when you watch The Vampire Diaries online , Kai learned about the past of Damon’s mother. She’s locked up in a 1903 Prison World because she was turned into a vampire in 1858 and faked her own death. She then went on a killing spree, taking down at least 3,000 people, Kai’s coven estimates. So they made it their job to put an end to her massacre by putting her away. Damon was rather sad to learn all of this. 23 Shocking TV Deaths 1. Moira Queen We can still feel the pain of Moira Queen’s death on Arrow. It’s almost as if we were the ones who were stabbed. 2. Will Gardner We know actor Josh Charles wanted to leave The Good Wife. But we still have nightmares about Will Gardner being gunned down in a courtroom. 3. Oberyn Martell If you’re gonna go out, we suppose you might as well have your eyes literally crushed, as we witnessed with Oberyn Martell on Game of Thrones. 4. Leslie Shay We did NOT see this one coming. Chicago Fire opened Season 3 by killing off Shay. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Joss Carter Yes, we miss Joss Carter on Person of Interest. But we now LOVE Taraji P. Henson on Empire! 6. Nicholas Brody Nicholas Brody ran his course on Homeland. But the show was at its best when he and Carrie were going head-to-head, in more ways than one. 7. Tara Knowles Rest in peace, Tara Knowles. You deserved better than to be carved up by Gemma in the kitchen of your own home. 8. Hershel Greene Rest in peace as well, Hershel Greene. It seems like you had so much more wisdom to pass along on The Walking Dead. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Sophie Deveraux So much for Sophie Deveraux as a key player on The Originals. Her Season 1 death served as a shocker. 10. Allison Argent It should not come as a surprise when someone dies on a show such as Teen Wolf. But we miss you, Allison Argent! 11. Patti We mostly just love Ann Dowd, but we’re at least encouraged by the fact that Patti doesn’t appear to be fully dead on The Leftovers. 12. Alcide Herveaux It’s not so much that Alcide Herveaux died on True Blood. It’s that his death was glossed over and forgotten about so quickly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Walter White No, it was not surprising that Walter White died to conclude Breaking Bad. But his death simply has to be acknowledged in any list such as this. 14. Denny Yes, we’re going old school here. Only because the death of Denny on Grey’s Anatomy may have been the saddest TV death of all-time. 15. Katherine Pierce Katherine Pierce was literally dragged to Hell on The Vampire Diaries. We’d like to think she’s dancing and drinking somewhere on The Other Side still. 16. Daniel Grayson Bang! Bang! He’s dead. But, hey, at least Daniel Grayson got to see Emily Thorne naked on Revenge. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Zoe Barnes Zoe Barnes met her demise when Frank Underwood pushed her in front of a train to kick off House of Cards Season 2. 18. Omar Little Omar never meant to harm anyone who didn’t deserve it on The Wire. He was shot and killed during a convenience store run. 19. King Henry King Henry went sort of insane before meeting his end on Reign. It was a blast to watch! 20. Matthew Crawley Actor Dan Stevens wanted off Downton Abbey, so producers KILLED him off. Poor, poor Mary. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Mona Vanderwaal We reserve the right to change this if it turns out Mona Vanderwaal is actually alive on Pretty Little Liars. 22. Dr. Lance Sweets We watched Sweets grow up before our eyes on Bones. And then we watched him die. 23. Harrison Wright Scandal had no choice but to kill off Harrison Wright. Just Google all actor Columbus Short got into away from set. The End. Up Next: ” 23 Shocking TV Deaths .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Where will everything go on The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 17 ? How will Bonnie work on her anger issues? How will Damon deal with this news about his mom? And what kind of trouble will Stefan and Caroline get into? We shudder to think.
President Barack Obama stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, bringing with him more than just his Secret Service detail. He also brought his self-deprecating sense of humor! The 44th Commander-in-Chief participated in one of the show’s most beloved traditions on Thursday evening, reading mean Tweets about himself, just as countless celebrities have done before him on the talk show. Barack Obama Reads Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live But while Internet users blamed Obama for the price of Coors Light… mocked his mom jeans… and wanted to see him shipped him off to a golf course, why do we somehow think Kimmel left out a few of the harsher Obama-bashing Tweets out there? Probably for the best, though. “Those weren’t that mean. You should see what the Senate says about me,” Obama later joked as a guest on the program. Perhaps next time Kimmel can dedicate a segment to what North Korea says about Obama . Or maybe Obama can sing Uptown Funk for real. Check out the funny sketch above and then click around below for a look at the many other stars who have opened themselves up to some Twitter hate on Jimmy Kimmel Live: Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves: Watch Them All! 1. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves View Video Celebrities, such as George Clooney, read mean Tweets about themselves in this video, courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel Live. The footage is hilarious. 2. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Volume 5 View Video Celebrities read mean Tweets about themselves on Jimmy Kimmel Live. And it’s hilarious. 3. NBA Players Read Mean Tweets View Video NBA stars read mean tweets about themselves in the latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Mean Tweets series. 4. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets View Video Celebrities reading mean Tweets about themselves on Jimmy Kimmel. Funny stuff! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Stars Read Mean Tweets View Video This is a hilarious bit by Jimmy Kimmel and a number of celebrities, as Kristen Stewart and others read mean Tweets directed at them. 6. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves: Part 7 View Video HA! Celebrities are back to read mean Tweets about themselves in this Jimmy Kimmel Live classic bit. 7. NBA Players Read Mean Tweets, Part 2 View Video Celebrities are back! Reading more mean Tweets about themselves! This is an all-NBA edition. 8. NFL Players Read Mean Tweets View Video It’s time for Mean Tweets, NFL style! This may be the best segment on all of television. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Vol. 8 View Video Celebrities are reading mean Tweets about themselves again! Watch volume number-eight of this amazing Jimmy Kimmel Live segment now. 10. Mean Tweets – College Football Player Edition View Video HA! Check out the latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets, this time read by college football players. 11. Stars Read Mean Tweets: Music Edition #2! View Video Music superstars read mean Tweets about themselves in this Jimmy Kimmel Live skit. These segments never get old! 12. Barack Obama Reads Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live View Video HA! Barack Obama shows he has a sense of humor in this Mean Tweets segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. People have really mean things to say about the President! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves: Watch Them All! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Saturday Night Live great and Brooklyn Nine-Nine star Andy Samberg will host the 2015 Emmy Awards later this year, according to media reports. It’s great cross-promotion for Fox, on which the hilarious Samberg stars on the aforementioned sitcom, will carry the Emmys this fall for the first time. Michael Bolton will not be joining him … we don’t think. Sadly. Academy of Television Arts & Scienes chairman and CEO Bruce Rosenblum said in a statement announcing the annual gala’s new host: “It’s wonderfully fitting that we have Andy Samberg, an Emmy Award winner himself, as our host for this year’s Primetime Emmy Awards.” The 36-year-old Samberg, he said, “has excelled in all aspects of the television universe, both from behind and in front of the camera.” “Buckle your seat belts, Emmy viewers!” Samberg Tweeted. “Like, in general you should buckle your seat belts in your car. In fact, even if you’re not an Emmy viewer, you should buckle your seat belt,” he clarified. “It can be dangerous on the road,” after all. “Also, if you’re not an Emmy viewer, you should strongly consider becoming one this week, because I’m hosting, and it’s gonna be a wild ride.” “So buckle your seat belts.” Consider them buckled. Andy follows in the footsteps of Seth Meyers, another SNL alum who served as MC last year. Take a look at some fun 2014 Emmy highlights below … 2014 Emmy Awards: GIFs Galore! 1. You Go, Seth Meyers! View Photo Amy Poehler gives the fist pump to her pal Seth Meyers during the 2014 Emmy Awards. 2. Cable and Netflix Are the Big Winners View Photo At the 2014 Emmy Awards, cable shows and Netflix original series’ reigned supreme. 3. Amy Poehler as Beyonce View Photo Seth Meyers introduced his good friend Amy Poehler during one of his comedy bits at the 2014 Emmy Awards. 4. Lena Dunham Mean Muggin’ View Photo Lena Dunham mean mugs on the red carpet and then breaks into a sly smile. Check out her platinum bob! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Say No to Drugs, Julia Louis-Dreyfus! View Photo Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed a little nervous about the 2014 Emmy Awards. Too bad she wasn’t interviewed by Giuliana Rancic! 6. Throwing Shade at the VMAs View Photo Seth Meyers used his opening monologue to throw shade at the MTV Video Music Awards, which took place on Sunday night, moving the Emmy Awards to Monday. 7. Weird Al Remix View Photo Weird Al Yankovic remixed the theme songs to several of the night’s big winners. 8. The ColBORT Report View Photo Will anyone ever get Stephen Colbert’s name right? It’s CO-BEAR! Say it with us now! Co-BEAR. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Type Faster, George R.R. Martin View Photo Look George R.R. Martin. We’re not saying you need to type faster, but…well, yeah, that’s exactly what we’re saying. 10. Seth Meyers Does Game of Thrones View Photo If Game of Thrones were a comedy, Seth Meyers would be our pick for male lead. 11. Grumpy Peter Dinklage View Photo Okay, but really, is there ever a time when Peter Dinklage DOESN’T look grumpy? He’s the Grumpy Cat of Game of Thrones. 12. Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her ASSets View Photo Sofia Vergara knowingly showed off her ASSets at the 2014 Emmy Awards. She knows that’s the only place people are looking anyway. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jessica Lange’s Come Hither Hands View Photo Jessica Lange knows how to command a crowd AND people to help her up the stage so she doesn’t pull a Jennifer Lawrence. 14. Cicely Tyson Is Not Amused View Photo Cicely Tyson was not amused by Jessica Lange’s win during the 2014 Emmy Awards. 15. Thumbs Up, Ricky Gervais! View Photo Ricky Gervais gave two very, very awkward thumbs way up to the 2014 Emmy Awards. 16. Aaron Paul Says Thanks, Bitch! View Photo Aaron Paul might go on to do amazing things, but he’ll always be Jesse Pinkman in our eyes. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Surprise, Lizzy Caplan! View Photo Oh, Lizzy Caplan! No need to be surprised. You totally earned that nomination, girl! 18. Bathroom Key View Photo Seth Meyers attempted to hand off an Emmy-trophy bathroom key to a guest who needed a potty break. 19. Shoeless Sarah Silverman View Photo Before running to the stage to accept her award, Sarah Silverman (smartly) took her shoes off. 20. Sarah Silverman Pulls a McConaughey View Photo Sarah Silverman was either high during the 2014 Emmy Awards or she was pulling a Matthew McConaughey. Or both. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bryan Cranston’s Acceptance Speech View Photo Bryan Cranston joked that he thought about voting for Matthew McConaughey. Knowing Cranston, it probably wasn’t a joke. 22. Yeah, Bitch! View Photo Breaking Bad actors and producers took home 5 awards at the 2014 Emmy Awards. 23. Alright, Alright, Alright View Photo Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson presented the award for Best Actor in a Mini Movie during the 2014 Emmy Awards. 24. Bryan Cranston Kisses Julia Louis-Dreyfus View Photo Lay one on me! Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Bryan Cranston get to first base at the 2014 Emmys. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Bryan Cranston Kissing His Wife View Photo Bryan Cranston was all about the kissing during the 2014 Emmy Awards. 26. Bryan Cranston Kissing AGAIN View Photo Bryan Cranston also kissed a friend on his way to the stage to accept an award at the 2014 Emmy Awards. 27. Bryan Cranston Post-Kissing Spree View Photo Bryan Cranston kissed some girls and he liked it. Wonder if he liked the taste of all that cherry chapstick? The End. Up Next: ” 2014 Emmy Awards: GIFs Galore! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage…. Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use…. Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom… When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans. I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
On tonight’s episode of “Real World: Skeletons,” a physical altercation between Nicole and Jason highlights an uncomfortable, and often overlooked truth: Domestic violence doesn’t just take place between partners in romantic relationships — it can happen between friends and roommates too. Here’s what you should know.
The Apple Watch is HERE! Okay, the Apple Watch is almost here. But Apple CEO Tim Cook took to the stage on Monday in San Francisco to unveil the final details regarding the much-hyped product that will be available to own on April 24. But interested users will be able to pre-order to Apple Watch on April 10 and try it on in stores on that date. The most basic version of the item (Apple Watch Sport) will retail at $349, while upgrading face sizes and material will cause the price to rise accordingly. For instance, a stainless steel version will cost $549, while the 18-karat gold Apple Watch Edition starts at $10,000. Seriously. As for why one would want to own the Apple Watch? Its main features will include… A built-in Activity app that depicts how many calories one has burned in a day; how much exercise one has undergone; and how much one has stood up. The Apple Watch will also summarize one’s workout week and offer tips for how to improve. User will be able take their finger and swipe up from the bottom of the watch face to check the weather, take a peek at one’s calendar and/or control one’s music. The Apple Watch will support third-party apps (yes, you’ll be able to summon an Uber car from your wrist). Siri will be in the house! Or inside the watch, as the case may be. Any notification you receive on your iPhone will be viewable on the Apple Watch, just a tap away. Apple Watch owners will have the option to communicate with one another by drawing on the device’s screen. These doodles will be animated, illustrating how they were drawn and then they will vanish from the display. Through a speaker and microphone, one will be able to answer a phone call via the watch. The battery will last for 18 hours. The Apple Watch is named after Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter, Apple. That last one is a joke. Will you be purchasing an Apple Watch?
