As the crisis over the hack and canceled movie “The Interview” escalates, Sony executives have been meeting with Judy Smith, the PR expert who was reportedly the model for Olivia Pope’s character on “Scandal.”
I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…
Jesse Koska is apparently a photographer, and this is a shoot she did of some Russian or Eastern European model who I guess is signed to an agency in LA, who should be showing more nipple for this stage in her career, but who is still half naked, dabbling with being half naked, and breaking hearts, or at least boners, in these pantyhose erotica that is probably not meant to be masturbated to, but should be masturbated, because everything deserves to be sexualized sometimes.
K Mart is being clever in their marketing, because they are K Mart, and no one gives a fuck about K-Mart, and if they do, they probably are too poor to have a computer to see their clever marketing campaigns, but they did throw something out there that’s a little more aggressive than the white trash ghetto bullshit you would assume they reach, unless you’re like me and you find pregnancy in general to be pretty ghetto…it’s like “bitch couldn’t afford the abortion”…right? That said, pregnant girls dancing gets me in the Christmas spirt…because I know they didn’t get pregnant by me… Speaking of ready to drop porn – here’s a Kourtney Kardashian showing her tits…because she’s a Kardashian and they’re whores..K-Mart grade whores…because the people who shop at K-Mart made them…
Someone once told me that Black Don’t Crack… I don’t know if that was a racist statement, or one based on the strong genetics of the black people, who never age… But I do know that Naomi Campbell is still looking amazing, and she must be in her late 50s…which is impressive, but necessary in her seducing billionaire Russian husbands to sugar daddy her, because even rich girls need sugar daddies, it’s all part of the model psychology… That’s all I have to say about that..
The beautiful ones are always the craziest riiiiiight? Model Natalie Suarez Arrested For Beating Up Designer Boyfriend Jordan Adoni A model spent some time in jail over the weekend, thanks to a violent spat with her designer boyfriend . According to NY Post reports : A stick-thin model was arrested for beating up her clothing- and shoe-designer boyfriend in the couple’s luxurious Manhattan apartment over the weekend, law enforcement sources said Monday. Natalie Suarez, who has done photo shoots for magazines such as Glamour and Vogue, punched and kicked Jordan Adoni, 31, in their pad at a West 42nd Street high-rise Friday, according to court records. The 5-foot-10, 125-pound Suarez, 24, also pulled Adoni’s hair and dug her nails into his face, leaving him with scratch marks and bruises, court papers say. “I’m f–king getting you arrested!” she yelled at Adoni, who waited until Saturday to report the domestic spat, sources said. Police showed up to the Silver Towers apartment complex Sunday and cuffed Suarez, who was charged with misdemeanor assault and aggravated harassment. She was released without bail at Manhattan Criminal Court, where she appeared wearing black skinny jeans and a long top coat. Adoni was not seriously injured and refused medical attention. He declined to comment when reached by phone. Maybe she was just hungry? Seriously though ladies, it’s never okay to put your hands on a man. We hope Natalie gets some help for her issues. Ironically enough, Jordan’s Instagram is still full of photos of him and his estranged boo, while we couldn’t find any images of them on Natalie’s page. Instagram
Tributes are pouring in from fans, friends and former colleagues of reality star Diem Brown, who died at age 32 on Friday after valiantly battling cancer. Brown, who starred on several seasons of MTV’s Road Rules and The Real World spinoff The Challenge , is perhaps best known, tragically, for fighting cancer. By the time Diem Brown died , she had been diagnosed with cancer three times, most recently this summer, when it quickly spread and took her life. She had bested ovarian cancer twice before, beginning at age 23. Throughout her recent battle, family and friends were by her side and many posted inspiring, heartwarming messages of support on social media. Brown herself posted a heartbreaking tweet a couple of days ago. ” I NEED PRAyErs and advice my doctors are seemingly giving up but I won’t & can’t rollover. Whatever option I have to LIVE I’m grabbing!” she said. So, so sad. Here are some of the many notable tributes to her : Camila Nakagawa (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Battle of the Exes and Rivals II): “My beautiful friend. @DiemBrownMTV I will be forever grateful for all the amazing moments I got to share w/ you. I LOVE YOU D. #RIPDiemBrown” Mark Long (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Battle of the Exes and The Duel II): “This is how I will always remember @diembrown full of spunk and fight. Heaven just got a very special gift! And those who knew her on earth were lucky. My heart is heavy today. God Bless you Diem” Trishelle Cannatella (The Real World: Las Vegas, starred with Brown on The Challenge: Rivals II): “Words can’t express. So fast and so young. You will be missed @DiemBrownMTV #RIPDiem #curecancer” Frank Sweeney (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Rivals II): “@DiemBrownMTV Thank you for the smiles and hugs all throughout the time we had together. Enjoy the view from up there. You are missed.” Ryan Knight (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Rivals II): “My heart hurts to hear that a dear friend and the sweetest most beautiful person inside and out has passed. #ripdiem @DiemBrownMTV” Celebrities We Lost in 2014 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! Trey Weatherholtz (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Rivals II): “Words cannot express how bad my heart hurts today. Thank you for everything, @DiemBrownMTV. I will forever cherish our memories. I love you” Brad Fiorenza (starred with Brown on The Challenge: The Ruins, The Duel, The Duel II and The Gauntlet III): “Feeling absolutely sick to just hear we lost our beloved friend @DiemBrownMTV last night. You will be loved and missed forever.” Eric Banks (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Fresh Meat, The Duel, The Duel II and The Gauntlet III): “R.I.P. Diem Brown.. Such an amazing person and I’m glad we were able to start our careers on Fresh Meat I together. You were always smiling” Jessica McCain (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Rivals II): “@DiemBrownMTV touched my life so deeply the first time we met. She opened her arms and took me under her wing, no questions asked.” Jonna Mannion (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Rivals II): “I am so sad to hear that our challenge queen passed away last night.You will forever be in our hearts. RIP @DiemBrownMTV” Jasmine Reynaud (starred with Brown on The Challenge: Battle of the Exes and Rivals II): “@DiemBrownMTV has sadly passed away! Diem you will be truly missed I’m grateful I had the opportunity to have you in my life as a friend!! #RIPDiemBrown” Zach Nichols (The Real World: San Diego and The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons): “Words cannot express what @DiemBrownMTV meant to all of us on the challenge. My prayers go out to her family and loved ones” Brandon Swift (Real World: St. Thomas and The Challenge: Free Agents): “My heart & prayers go out to the family&friends of @DiemBrownMTV I’m sure her incredible spirit will have a place in The lords eternal kingdom” Jenna Compono (The Real World: Ex-Plosion): “So sad to hear @DiemBrownMTV passed away 🙁 my prayers go out to her family and loved ones” 23 Shocking Celebrity Deaths 1. Paul Walker Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career. Emilee Fitzpatrick (The Real World: Cancun and The Challenge: Free Agents): “Diem thank you for every time you lifted us all up and made us smile.. I know you’re dancing among angels now RIP beautiful girl.” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (Jersey Shore, Snooki & JWoww): “OMG is this true about Diem passing?!? So sad, my heart and prayers go out to all her family and friends #mtvfamily” Pauly D (Jersey Shore): “So Sad To Hear About @DiemBrownMTV! So Young And Such A Great Person! #diembrown #RIPDiem”
Ever since the Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine cover has hit the Internet, its nude subject has been hit with the same criticism over and over: You’re a mother! How could you?!? We’ll let our readers debate whether or not it’s appropriate for a parent to pose completely naked for the world to see, but here’s the good news: it appears as if little North West has not yet seen the Kim Kardashian nude images in question. We can’t imagine she’d be smiling so broadly if she had… Kim appaarently took the toddler to the zoo today with her aunt, Kourtney Kardashian , writing as a caption to this cute picture: “Zoo day!!!! my little lady loves animals so much!!!!” Say what you want about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West (seriously… please. Go right ahead and say what you want.), but you can’t deny that they’ve created an adorable child. Some insiders claim Kim actually posed naked for this issue of Paper because she’s about to get pregnant again and wanted to prove to the universe first that she’s lost all her previous baby weight. Sounds like something she would do, doesn’t it? We can’t wait to see the smile on Nori’s face one day when she meets her brother or sister! 22 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.
Christmas has come early for movie fans. Lloyd Christmas, that is, as Jim Carrey stars opposite Jeff Daniels and reprises this beloved, bowl-cutted role from the 1994 smash hit, Dumb and Dumber. Is the sequel so good that your birds heads start popping off? Watch this video for one critic’s take and then scroll down for a runthrough of what others have to say and then check out our collection of Foxcatcher reviews as well… Dumb and Dumber To: Should You See It? The directors Bobby and Peter Farrelly cram the movie with puns and those kinds of sight gags. Almost none of them work. – Wesley Morris The majority of it isn’t just dumb and dumber, or even crude and cruder. At nearly two hours, it’s just dull – and duller. – Stephen Whitty I reckon four out of every five jokes played to silence at the preview screening. If Dumb and Dumber To were a live comedian, he’d have said, “Is this an audience or an oil painting?” He’d have left the stage in tears . – David Edelstein Dumb and Dumber To is mostly just a kick in the nuts, and not the good kind — provided there is a good kind . – Stephanie Zacharek Dumb and Dumber To is comedy by committee, and the script plays like it; gags pile up, as if each subsequent draft merely added to the joke quotient. With so many attempts at laughs, however, the success ratio of the humor is surprisingly low. – Kirk Baird I laughed out loud only once. It was a good laugh. But, it only made me feel sorry that rest of the film wasn’t that way. – Paul Chambers The Farrelly Brothers should thank their lucky stars that Nicolas Cage’s incredibly bad “Left Behind” has already been released. Otherwise “Dumb and Dumber To” would be the leading candidate for worst movie of the year. – David Kaplan 25 Movie Couples Who Dated in Real Life 1. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum Channing Tatum met now-wife Jenna Dewan on the set of Step Up. She was totally impressed by his moves.
Katerina Netolicka, a Czech model who has appeared as a cover girl for Prada and L’Oreal, among other high profile brands, has been found dead. She was 26. Her two dogs were also found dead along with her in the model’s apartment in the Czech Republic. She was discovered by her brother, reports indicate. Katerina Netolicka shared the apartment with ice hockey player boyfriend of five years Jakub Petruzalek, 29, who was out of the country at the time. The model’s body was discovered after she failed to answer her brother’s calls and he became increasing worried. He decided to go over in person. After going to the apartment and failing to get an answer when he knocked, he broke the door down and found the model and her two pets also dead. The model, who began her career ten years ago, was a woman of many talents and also known for winning this year’s Czech Championships in kickboxing. She was also prone to depression and had a history of self-harm, however. A fellow model who lived with her in New York seven years ago said of Katerina: “Sometimes she acted like two totally different people lived inside her.” 23 Shocking Celebrity Deaths 1. Paul Walker Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career. “One minute she was very happy, almost ecstatic. Then sometimes depressed and used to self-harm. I really don’t know what could have happened.” “Maybe she got a spasm after kickbox training, maybe it was a stroke. I know she had stopped self-harming and was very happy with her boyfriend.” In any case, her family, friends and fans are in mourning Friday. Her official Facebook post was updated by someone who broke the bad news: “I’m sorry to let you know this terrible news. Kate has left this world.” “Our thoughts and prayers are with your family and friends.” Police spokeswoman Lumila Svetlakova said the cause of death is unknown but an autopsy has been requested. In a brief statement, the police said: “The body of young woman was found in Litvinov’s district of Hamr. The cause of death is at this moment unknown and we have requested an autopsy.” R.I.P. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!