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Elle Macpherson and Her Retired Model Legs of the Day

It always impresses me when I see moms who look like Elle Macpherson, not that it happens ever, but it would impress me if I did, because moms just aren’t supposed to look worth fucking sober. I am sure her baby daddy feels pretty fucking lucky that the mother of his kids is this easy to look at, but then again, I am sure her baby daddy fucks a lot hotter younger pussy than her, as he is probably really fucking rich, cuz models don’t really have kids with people who aren’t really fucking rich, it’s against their rules…. All I do know is that Elle Macpherson is fucking up my theory that pussy dies at 30. I traditionally hate older bitches but because older bitches usually expire. THe let themselves sag, droop, eat whatever they fucking want, turn disgusting and feel entitled cuz they are busy raising kids…bullshit….sure, she doesn’t work, she has nannies, she has a trainer who she pays more than most executives make a year, and it’s her fucking livlihood to stay lookin’ this good, but I just wish more women had that same drive and treated lookin’ good like it was their job. It would make parent-teacher night I sometimes sneak into at the local elementary school lookin’ for eager, desperate single-moms willing to support me, a lot more fun. Pics via Bauer

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America’s Next Top Model Winner: Only My Boobs Are Fake!

America’s Next Top Model’s Yoanna House wants you to know that the only part of her body that’s been surgically enhanced are her breasts. After the 29-year-old ANTM…

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ANTM Winner: Only My Boobs Are Fake!

America’s Next Top Model’s Yoanna House wants you to know that the only part of her body that’s been surgically enhanced are her breasts. After the 29-year-old House…

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Fierce…Or Flop?

We wonder what America’s Next Top Model would have to say about Tyra Banks’ satin jumpsuit. From the tapered ankles and sleeves to the weird wing-like draping at the arms, we don’t know what’s worse… Her outfit… Or her creepy “smile eyes.” Related Links: Daytime Emmy Red Carpet Fashions

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‘Top Model’ Winner Yoanna House’s New Look

Filed under: Beauty , Party All The Time Winning season two of “America’s Next Top Model” has completely changed Yoanna House … literally.The buxom 29-year-old former “Look for Less” host resurfaced at an event in NYC in her best “Real Housewife of New Jersey” drag.Smile with your eyes, … Permalink

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Pam Anderson’s Nipples in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit…. The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me. Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers…. Pics via Fame

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Terrell Owens — The Gutsiest Fashion Move Ever

Filed under: TMZ Sports With his Tina Turner wig securely fashioned to his melon and a Run DMC gold rope around his neck — NFL wide receiver Terrell Owens hit the runway at a New York fashion show last night with a whole new image. After that dreadful season with the … Permalink

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Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t. All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean… But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him. Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

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Prognosticating Project Runway Based on Today’s Fashion Show

That’s right, Lifetime did the unthinkable and showed 10 of the 11 remaining designers collections in Bryant Park today. So, who is going to actually be a real finalist and who is going to win? Let’s figure it out. The whole point of having a Project Runway show during Fashion Week is to try to guess who is going to be the eventual winner of the show. That means that you may run across some spoilery info that you didn’t want to know. If you’re one of those spoiler crybabies, stop reading now and go click on a post about Harold Ford instead. As usual, the show was like a class reunion for former Runway contestants and it was great to see some of our old favorites (and some whose names we don’t even remember) in the flesh. There were a few B-list celebrities: Abigail Breslin , Rachel Zoe , Nigel Barker who was walking around trying to figure out why Tyra Banks wasn’t there and what the hell happened to America’s Next Top Model . The guest judge is Faith Hill, who joined Heidi Klum , Michael Kors , and Nina Garcia Fashion Director of Marie Claire Magazine in the front row right next to Harvey Weinstein. The only designer that hasn’t been eliminated on the show who didn’t show a collection is Mya. Does that mean she is the next to go? Did she get disqualified or otherwise so shamed herself the producers didn’t want her dirty clothes in their presentation? Who knows. Here are the collections in the order in which they appeared today. They were each 10 looks, so the number of dresses is no indicator of whether or not they made it to the finals. I was hoping to spot who had to make the surprise 11th look (!!) the night before the big tent and spoil this whole thing, but Lifetime is smarter than me. It must be the lady vitamins. There was lots of purple, blue, tweed, cap sleeves, big shoulders, and prints. While I picked the finalists, I also ranked the collections based on how good they were compared with each other, but that doesn’t indicate the order in which I think they’re going to get kicked out. So, without further ado: the clothes. These are photos I took from my seventh-row perch (right behind Nicholas from last season), so forgive the quality. We’ll be replacing them with professional shots once they move on the photo wires. Jay Inspiration : He didn’t say. The Look : Lots of separates, volume at the hips and shoulders. Tweed, muted purple, separates, a gorgeous scalloped cocktail dress, and a final red dress that didn’t match anything at all. Will He Be a Finalist? : Possibly. Why : Everything was extraordinarily well-made and tasteful. Jay has had a strong showing all season (including a win), and had one of the better presentations. Rank : 5 Janeane Inspiration : “Things that grow but are not alive” and crystals The Look : Very Forever 21 with simple separates, loose flowy tops, cap sleeves. Cohesive, but bland. Will He Be a Finalist? : No way. Why : She was the worst of the bunch, and her skills on the show haven’t been much better. Rank : 10 Jonathan Inspiration : “A study in volume and things that fly.” The Look : Gorgeous detailed tops that were big at the neck. Gold and rust colors, prints that looked like fire. Tweed leotard crotches that can only be described as diaperish. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : The work was too spotty. Some great pieces, but the super short leotard look was disastrous. I wanted to like this more, but he really was out shown. Rank : 8 Anthony (aka Suzanne Sugarbaker) Inspiration : The rough economy and that people “just gotta keep movin’.” The Look : Surprisingly well-made dresses in sparkly colors. Lots of silver, paillettes, lots of ruffled skirts. The prom-queen glam that we’re used to seeing from Anthony. The only misstep was a Joan Crawford gown that was fitted around the waist and flared out at the bottom that made the model’s skinny ass look like a soccer ball. Will He Be a Finalist? : Yes. Why : He’s great TV and he’s been improving on the show. I was seriously wowed by his collection, possibly because I always have low expectations for Suzanne. Rank : 2 Jesse Inspiration : Film noir, crime novels, “women on the run.” The Look : Retro throwbacks in grey, forrest green, and black. The boogie woogey bugle girl from company tweed. WWII hats. A little silly, but intricate garments that were finely crafted. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : His inspiration wasn’t processed enough and it looked like too much retread. Maybe it was the hats? Rank : 6 Seth Aaron Inspiration : ’40s Russian military. The Look : Bondage Ninotchka with a pom-pom on her head. High necks, black and white stripes, structured layers of fabric, yellow scotch tape plaid, tiny polka dot prints, cap sleeves, and a final purple dress that had no connection to anything that came before it. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : Seth Aaron was surprisingly impressive today, but he hasn’t been that great on the show and the judges don’t seem to admire his aesthetic. Rank : 7 Emilio Inspiration : “Color Me Bad” (we assume he doesn’t mean the ’90s R&B group) The Look : Bold colors, very chic and very Marc Jacobs. Lots of coats with a wonderful almost floral print beneath it, wonderful red, blue, and black knits. A metallic gold flowey Donna Summer disco spectacular for the finale that somehow managed to fit. Will He Be a Finalist? : He should be, but no. Why : His collection was sound and he’s been great on the show, but something about his demeanor said that he was pissed he wasn’t in the finals. He was wearing a hoodie and jeans, barely spoke when he came out to introduce his collection and looked gruff the whole time. If he’s not a finalist with this collection, he’s been robbed. Rank : 2 Mila Inspiration : Shadows. The Look : Exactly the ’60s mod retread you’d expect from Mila. Lots of black, and black and white combinations with muted purple thrown in. Patent leather, V-shaped patters, lots of wonderful texture. Will He Be a Finalist? : Yes. Why : Nina Garcia Fashion Director of Marie Claire Magazine loves her and she regularly churns out great clothes. This collection was a bit underwhelming though, and a little too dark. Strangely enough, the best outfit of the whole bunch was on Mila herself. Rank : 4 Ben Inspiration : Ray Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles . The Look : A progression from washed out white to totally red. Earth tones with pops of a strange blue color. Lots of pants with what appeared to be bright blue kneepads. Strange configurations of fabric and crazy patterns. Will He Be a Finalist? : No. Why : The collection was a bit of a mess. Also, Ben said it was a “very emotional day” and was almost crying. We take that to mean he was sad he had to show a collection that wasn’t in the finals. Rank : 9 Amy Inspiration : Photographical digital printing and pleating. The Look : That about sums it up. Her first look was this insane burka-like silouette of a pleated skirt that started right below the model’s eyes and continued down her whole body. Tons of pleats, piles of pleats. Black and white Rorschach prints, puse accents and knits, handkerchief skirts, and a shockingly awesome simple black dress with a back that billowed in and out like a sea urchin underwater. Will He Be a Finalist? : Yes. Why : Amy is consistently great and her line, while a bit daffy was the best of the bunch. She had a clear point of view. The judges always reward innovation and crazy concepts, so she should take home the top prize. That is, unless Faith Hill insists on someone more safe. Rank : 1

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Miranda Kerr’s Boring Fucking Runway Show of the Day

I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces. Pics via Bauer

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