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Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day

Nothing says obnoxious ego like this bitch who was once just a simple teenage girl shopping in a mall before being discovered like a bitch who let her American fame and fortune get to her fucking head, so that when she is at home in Australia she has to annoy everyone around her by acting all fucking important, when no one at home really gives a fuck cuz you’re still that awkward bitch who worked at the videostore or some shit, but now who can’t even get out of the fuckin house without getting her hair and make-up done, so that she can show off her poses she’s practived for the paparazzi she’s hired to really drive the point home. I’d still love to cum on her face and give her something to smile about…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day

Katie Price Flashes Her Wedding Ring

Fresh off her Las Vegas wedding to Alex Reid , Katie Price is back to being her alter-ego Jordan in London. The glamour model stopped by BBC Radio One today to record an interview with Chris Moyles and of course she showed off her HUGE wedding ring for everyone to see. They astronauts in the International Space Station can probably see that thing from up there.

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Save Dave Kiely!

An ongoing effort to save the model-ogler's job. I can't think of anyone who hasn't opened a sexy picture at work before, and Dave was clearly set up! The Best Links: Worker Looks At Nude Photos During Broadcast [VIDEO] Aussie model joins campaign to save red-faced banker Facebook | David Kiely the Macquarie banker Watch

Heidi Klum Sex Doll I Wanna Fuck of the Day

Now Seal is officially not the only one allowed to use Heidi Klum as a sex doll he can knock up whenever the fuck he wants….but so can the janitor at the wax museum that just introduced this hot body wax figure of the model.

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Tyra Banks To End Talk Show

The model-turned-mogul will focus on ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and her production company. By Jocelyn Vena Tyra Banks Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images Tyra Banks will end her Emmy-winning talk show, “The Tyra Show,” after five seasons, it was announced Monday (December 28). The model-turned-mogul said that the show’s current season will be its last.

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Lara Bingle Gets Her Pussy Sniffed of the Day

Lara Bingle is an Australian model and she likes to let her dog sniff her pussy. Maybe she’s on her period, something I always ask random women when my dog tries to get up in them, or maybe bitch trained the motherfucker to eat her out like this bitch I used to date who decided to show me how fast her dog makes her cum after I came all over her pussy, so she let the fucker lick it off, and I was left feeling very fucking disturbed, but I guess that’s the good thing about having dogs, they can’t tell on you

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Adrienne Curry Riding a Mechanical Bull of the Day

Adrienne Curry is my enemy. Sure she’s a fucking nobody, total bottom feeding cunt, contributing absolutely nothing to the world and who has enough time on her hands to target me on twitter and attempt to tell me off, which made me want to ruin her, before realizing she’s already ruined….but someone sent me this video of her on a Mechanical Bull, a fetish to some dude, hence why they have them in bars, but to me they are only fun when fat chicks get up on them and hold on for their lives, but that’s only because I find fat chicks doing pretty much any day to day activity fucking hysterical….. Unfortunately, Adrienne Curry didn’t break her neck and become parazlyzed or get whatever other injury you get on Mechanical Bulls and she wasn’t topless showing off her fake tits, so there’s really no point in watching this, but I’m posting it anyway, in memory of her 15 minutes of fame before her Very Brady Daddy Issues and Wallet Fucking made actual celebrity unnecessary

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Adrienne Curry Riding a Mechanical Bull of the Day

Jessica Hart is a Hot Aussie Model in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Hart is a bikini model from Australia because it seems like Australia is taking over my life today…. From law suits to beastiality …and now this….a near perfect bikini body with far from perfect teeth not that I’d be worried about someone’s dental work when I was elbow deep in her pussy after following her home late at night, since I assume that’s the only way I’d get that close to her, cuz girls find me creepy, but I do know a guy who used to clean my teeth for free at the Dental College who’s gone onto being a dental cosmetic surgeon who would be able to take care of her after I’m done my raping… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Demi Moore’s Body Replaced By W Magazine

So it turns out Demi Moore's missing hip may actually be some other model's missing hip.

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No Cover Up For Victoria’s Secret Model

This is Rosie Huntington-Whitley and she’s not hiding the fact that she’s a Victoria’s Secret model in this new ad camapign.

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