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Crystal Renn Plus Sized in a Bikini for Hunger of the Day

Crystal Renn is a plus sized model, which normally I frown upon, because fat girls are the worst on all levels, but this fat chick, is just fat in the modeling industry, and not in everyday life by everyday standards…. All thanks to the generation of obesity taking the fuck over. I mean now they are letting actual obese people on TV and in movies and not just for comedic purposes and they even have stores that solely sell product to fat people, not to mention marketing companies, in this anti-bullying world, hire fat spokespeople so the lazy slobs at home have someone to relate to other than having unrealistic people, people I’d rather look at, sell the shit…. Here’s the video….

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Leah Francis Massive Tits for Zoo of the Day

There comes a point in Glamour Models where shit becomes fucking comical, not that big titties are all that comical, but for some reason Leah Francis is making me laugh. Her daddy issues put on blast in the form of ridiculousness in a magazine that covers such topics as “bra busters”. I mean it’s almost a joke, but with nipples, and I’m loving these daddy issues so much I wish they were in my fucking mouth. Life lesson, if you’re built like this, Glamour Modeling is a better option that stripping or porn, you get more respect this way, while still looking the same level of gutter…..

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Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job. And all it took was showing her tits. They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.

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Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job. And all it took was showing her tits. They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.

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I Like Daphne Groeneveld of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld just turned 18. So stop looking at her you perverts. She’s not even legal to drink in America and if you tried you could probably still still smell the birthday cake on her panties, you know cuz fucking cake is a ritual in the Netherlands where she’s from, at least that’s what I heard they do in the Right light district, but I could have been lied to. She’s been modeling for 3 years, meaning some kiddie porn pervert lured her in at 15 and got her in a bikini….because this modeling agency is a loop hope to his perversions. It is safe to say, she’s probably been doing coke, fucking, drinking and partying since 15 too…like Britney Spears, She’s not that Innocent and at 18, fucking fair game to jerk off to, which more reason to like her, even if she’s wearing clothes in this shoot for The Sunday Times, I’m into it.

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Kim Kardashian Baby Name: Already Chosen?

We hope you’re sitting down, THGers. Because a new report claims Kanye West has come up with a name for his impending child with Kim Kardashian and it… NORTH. Get it? As in North West . The Sun also claims Kanye plans on titling his next album “I Am God.” “Kanye’s ego is something else,” the insider says, stating the obvious. “He also has a sense of humor and knows how his self-indulgence is seen by the general public. It’s half tongue-in-cheek, half what Kanye probably feels is true.” Will Kim approve of the moniker? It doesn’t begin with “K,” of course. It’s also absurd. But Kardashian has other things to worry about these days, such as how SHE CAN’T STOP EATING ! What do you think of the name North West?   It’s perfect! It’s a joke… right? View Poll »

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Joe Jonas Sex Tape Rumor: Debunked!

We’re very sorry, ladies. But a rep for Joe Jonas has come out and shot down talk of a sex tape between his client and girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler. “There is no truth or validity to this story,” Jonas’ rep tells E! News. “It is completely false.” A website had reported that a camera filmed the couple going at it in a Buenos Aires hotel room at some point in the recent past. Hard. Alcohol, marijuana and sex toys were supposedly involved in the act and Eggenschwiler supposedly orchestrated the tape in order to boost her modeling career. First, Ryan Gosling takes a break from acting. And now this rumor is debunked. Again, we apologize, ladies.

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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa is keeping it classy, if you consider classy being a borderline pornstar, showing off her fake tits and hard nipples, like a pornstar, who would have been a pornstar, had she not landed the Dancing with the Stars gig, because prior to DWTS, she was at a standstill, that could have gone either direction to tend to the fire she had to be more mainstream famous, but her modeling nonsense for shitty magazines wasn’t cutting it but now that she’s a big reality TV star, she can go back to her roots of being a low grade hooker, all hot in photoshoots, and I’m not gonna hate her for it. The world needs vagina like this to keep me happy. Because the vagina at home sure as fuck isn’t.

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Penelope Cruz in her Bikini of the Day

I used to bang a girl who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because they both had massive noses….the only difference was that she wasn’t Penelope Cruz and just had a big nose…..meaning two things…the first – that Penelope Cruz rocks a big nose, something we all hate better than any girl…..I mean so good she’s even hotter than girls with normal sized noses……the second…that she makes other big nosed girls thing they shouldn’t get a nose job even when they should…. Here she is on the beach, pregnant with Javier’s baby, looking better than most pregnant chicks…because I guess Penelope Cruz is one of those girls who could make herpes scabs look awesome…cuz let’s face it…pregnancy is the worst STD around…. Here’s the video: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jodie Marsh Posts Pics of Fun Underwear on Instagram of the Day

If you’re wondering if there’s a life after Glamour Modeling…..just turn to Jodie Marsh and you will see that so much changes when you pull out of that topless for lad mag world….that you’ve just grown out of…and feel like giving the young blood the opportunity to takeover…..it leaves you dying for attention…and posting your “favorite” underwear…that might as well not even be underwear….but rather spread lip…on instagram….and it’s fucking amazing…

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