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Mayra Suarez In A Bikini Is Amazing

The last photos I posted of Mayra Suarez looked like they came from a Sears catalogue, but these pictures of her modeling Robb & Lulu Swimwear are definitely Hollywood Tuna worthy. I don’t know much about Mayra, but I’d like to learn more about her by inspecting every inch of her sweet body with my tongue.

Beth Humphreys Is So Hot It’s NUTS

Beth Humphreys must be relatively new to the modeling world, since I can’t seem to find out much about her other than that she’s from London and that she did this amazingly hot photoshoot for NUTS Magazine . And since she’s new and all, I’m guessing she probably hasn’t heard that every new, young lingerie model has to spend a night with a blogger. It’s all part of the initiation process, I swear. » view all 13 photos

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Kelly O’Sullivan & Hazel Donegan for Zoo of the Day

In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..> GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..

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Kelly O’Sullivan & Hazel Donegan for Zoo of the Day

Elisa Hosk in H&M Lingerie of the Day

I would say that this is that awkward moment when a girl who’s tits I have seen cuz like most models…she’s been naked in photoshoots before …but knowing the size, shape and color of her nipples….make looking at her in H&M Catalog shots all the more fun….because it’s not awkward…like if she was related to me or anything….you know like when Rob Kardashian wacks off to his sister’s porn… All this to say – Elsa Hosk…topless or not…is a babe…

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Elisa Hosk in H&M Lingerie of the Day

Lily Cole Topless Shoot of the Day

I am standing by my statements about Lily Cole the other day ….she can get as topless as she wants….I mean

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Jessica Dykstra Lingerie Pictures Are Amazing!

So I’ve never done a post on Jessica Dykstra before, but after checking out these pictures of her modeling lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood, I’m thinking that definitely has to change. Now, normally I’d wonder why a chick this hot wasn’t modeling for somewhere more prestigious, like Victoria’s Secret, but I’ve got no complaints about this photoshoot. Well, other than that I wasn’t invited to help. You might not know this, but I’m a real pro at unhooking bras. Next time, call me. » view all 44 photos

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Anais Pouliot Models Oysho Lingerie of the Day

Hot and Hyped model anais pouliot ….straight from the french trash bridge and tunnels of Montreal Canada…represents a serious lost opportunity for me…now that I see how famous and successful she’s getting as a model…when I shoulda been the one to find her at the Anti-English protests, eating fries gravy and cheese, while smoking cheap cigs, at the local trashy skatepark….because then, Like Celine Dion and her creeper husband/manager, she’d be my money making vagina til the end of time….but the good news is that I fail at all I put my mind to…so this is expected…. I’ve posted her NAKED SHOOT cuz that’s how models stay competitive…..and now I am posting her modeling lingerie….and the one great tragedy in all this….other than me not locking her down before she was famous…is that her name is Anus and yet is not showing her anus….which is very upsetting… Here are the pics that redeem her…for letting us down.

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Kate Upton Tweets Some V Magazine Titty Outtakes of the Day

Kate Upton was working on the weekend…this girl understands what I’ve been saying all along and that is that her time is limited on this modeling scene…her body just won’t be able to support her weight gain…and her weight gain won’t be able to support a modeling career…but she’s hype right now…an “It” girl who everyone wants a piece of because tits get fucking hits…and she’s got fucking tits…real big ones…that she knows she’s got to show off while they last…or while they are still youthful and good…and from doing SI and men’s magazines…to now getting COSMO , VOGUE , Jalouse …you’d think she was an actual fashion model…and not the plus sized model working the Sears catalog I see….making me think that either I’m the crazy one….or everyone’s just trying to get a piece to make a fucking dollar….

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Shitty Heidi Klum Upskirt from Project Runway 10th Anniversary of the Day

If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or not…..without using common sense and google to find picture of her modeling nude before she decided to marry that huge black guy wih an arm sized penis…who she had constant sex with as he sang love songs to her….cuz you know a scarred up face like his only gets pussy for one reason…and that reason is huge cock….that destroys pussy….and her pussy is German and German pussy likes being violated and abused….there is a reason they produce german scat films…..and her pussy has a dozen kids….so maybe it is best her upskirt involves crossed fucking legs….old, lack of elasticity, mangled messses are no fun to look at….at least not if you are normal like me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Smith Hot in Elle of the Day

Ashley Smith is a busty gapped tooth model who I am posting because she’s kinda hot….more importantly kinda naked….even more importanlty hiding her tits like some kind of diva cunt who cock teases in her modeling now that she’s made it…in this recent high profile photoshoot….and that kind of behavior makes me mad…so I figured I’d use it as an excuse to POST HER NAKED TITS FOR FASHION ….from when she used to show her tits for fashion….to get noticed in fashion….to get high paying gigs in fashion…for the good life thanks to fashion….tits I appreciate…..

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