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Maja Krag Danish Tits By Bjarke Johansen of the Day

I wonder how many times I can say that Maja Krag is a Danish and I love Danish, whether from McDonalds, or Denmark, and I could eat Danish all day, rubbing it all over my dirty mouth until one of us gets a bacterial infection…you know spreading it’s doughy, and letting it’s sweet, warm almost melted nectar off my beard… I once encouraged you to CLICK ON HER MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her…I wonder if any of you tried…or if you’re just more into her tits…and not really caring that she’s a Danish, even when you’re fat like me, and love Danish, in the form of hot model pussy and / or the pastry… Doesn’t matter, nothing matters, this doesn’t matter, but it’s a fun shoot, despite being black and white and black and white, in this digital age, is just homo fake “artist”…bullshit that makes me mad…I only like Black and White pre-digital when it was the cheaper way to take pics…Maja Krag…I love you The post Maja Krag Danish Tits By Bjarke Johansen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr in Tatler Russia of the Day

Since Victoria’s Secret fired Miranda Kerr for fucking Bieber, she has been dating a series of billionaires, it pays better than that shitty mall brand….She’s currently dating the kid from Snapchat, who will probably delete my snapchat…because I am that relevant… In doing that we can break down the steps to land a billionare….have been: 1-3 Model Legs…. HERE 4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE 5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE 6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE 7- Dress SLutty Today, she’s showing you what I call “getting featured in Tatler Russia”…because Russia has the most billionaires per capita, they love models, and they live large…even though there are so many hot girl in Russia, I guess it’s more exciting for these dudes to lock down an ex Victoria’s Secret model… I guess this is doing the groundwork for future billionaires when she’s wrapped up with Snapchat Evan… Here are the pics… The post Miranda Kerr in Tatler Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

I wonder how many people Ronda Roussey jerk off to her while she’s fighting… I am assuming most dudes jerk off to UFC every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros that are into…that’s why they throw in the ring girls…to just straighten it out…why else would anyone be into fighting that much..because even when UFC is girl UFC…it’s the same as the dudes fighting…because their clits are the size of your dick… I’d post the video, but I hate that Jimmy Fallon motherfucker’s face…and who cares about what Ronda Roussey has to say, she’s more the kind of girl you look at to be dominated by, or testicle torture, or whatever these bros TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk… I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through… The post Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk… I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through… The post Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Stephens Is A Hot Piece

I know she’s not a household name yet, but for my money,  Sarah Stephens here is one of the hottest models out there right now. And no, I’m not just saying that to try to get her to sleep with me… Trust me, I’ve been trying that with lingerie models for years now and it never works. So just enjoy this latest sexy photoshoot from Sarah and who knows, maybe there’s a first time for everything. Fingers crossed. » view all 27 photos Continue reading

Rihanna in Cuba for Vanity Fair of the Day

Rihanna was in Cuba with Annie Leibovitz from 1970s Rolling Stone Magazine Staff Photographer turned top level, very expensive day rate, iconic lesbian fashion photographer….. Rihanna is from Barbados, so she’s always had access to Cuba so there’s nothing shocking or interesting about this, but the pics are awesome and it should make you want to go to Cuba…but don’t…they don’t need you Americans going in there and ruining their existence after 50 years of freedom from your capitalist evil…Canadians have always had access to Cuba and prior to it opening up to the US, it was a 500 dollar all inclusive trip…with women who would date you for the week for 100 bucks…I’m talkng 19 year old girls…down for anything for 100 dollars and now that it’s opened up…they’ll be more expensive to open up…bastard Americans ruin everything…except making people fat…you’re good at that.. She made some statement on sex: “That’s why I haven’t been having sex or even really seeing anybody,” she says, “because I don’t want to wake up the next day feeling guilty. I mean I get horny, I’m human, I’m a woman, I want to have sex. But what am I going to do—just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow? He has a great story and I’m like … what am I doing? I can’t do it to myself. I cannot. It has a little bit to do with fame and a lot to do with the woman that I am. And that saves me.” What the fuck is this crazy bitch talking about…rich people, especially new rich from the islands gone global…just can’t be grounded ever…always a diva lunatic…who I am sure is terrible to be around… Here’s her bare ass..and other pics. The post Rihanna in Cuba for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE… You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do. The post Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Georgia Hilmer & Emma Oak for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Here’s a couple models you’ve probably never heard of…because I’ve never heard of them and I know everything when it comes to useless, interchangeable, they are all the fucking same, models…from instagram…to nude shoots for anything called a “magazine”…because it feels like it gives them credibility and that it will help them open doors to have an actual career…and not just an imaginary one that looks like a real career…because they do free shoots for everyone… You know, the kind of girl like Emily Ratajkowski, who is now famous from the same fucking antics…and all it took was showing her tits for free…in this misogynistic world…of showing your tits makes you relevant…that misogynists have tricked girls into thinking is empowering to them…amazing..right…I mean..that’s amazing… Tell a femnazi bitch that face fucking empowers her and having her believe it…so much you can face fuck her…and she leaves smiling with your cum and her puke all over her face..and you’re like “girl power, you go girl, equality, fuck the sexists”….ironically… MY FAVORITE…. Here are some pics from the magazine…with a half of nipple…playing in fire hydrants like they were ghetto kids, looking for a ghetto swim, in the ghetto during a heat wave…a fetish to some weirdos I’m sure… The post Georgia Hilmer & Emma Oak for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zuzanna Bijoch Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day

Here is the “official instagram” of model Zuzanna Bijoch …..who from her facebook page is a “World Famous Top Model”….that’s gotta be a joke, what kind of bitch refers to herself like that…even when they are world famous models…unless they are being ironic…because doing it with a straight face…is fucking obnoxious… I guess a model…in being a model…and choosing that low level “look at me I’m pretty shit”…is obnoxious to begin with…so it’s expected…. Or maybe, she’s a puppet being handled by whatever handler she has, seeing as she’s probably from some Eastern European country…and thus has some dude with his hand inside her.. milking her…or as I prefer to call it … whoring her out to the world…as her “agent”…which is legalese for pimp….and they do it with cam girls… But maybe, it is just affirmations, you know her telling herself she’s a bigger deal than she is…to help her and motivate her through this… And really, none of it matters, because she’s fully naked in some magazine called 25 magazine… The post Zuzanna Bijoch Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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