One of the most obnoxious things a bitch can do…and it doesn’t only apply to fake models who have famous dads or who are part of an evil brand created by their mom and cokehead Ryan Seacrest…is the posing for a fucking selfie…while actually being serious… It’s this social media driven world we live in, where everyone is a content producer, and are shamelessly setting up iphone photoshoots anywhere and everywhere they go…using the iphone photoshoot as some kind of platform, or practicing ground to show off their skills at the duck face / zoolander/ modelface…and the whole thing, at least in another era, is embarrassing.. The fact that people want to look, like and interact with an image of some self involved, vain cunt, posing for their iphone….makes no sense to me…but then I realize..every fucking girl does it…and this is part of the fall of society…until you realize the same fame hungry, whores who pose for their Iphone like it’s Vogue, are the ones who get naked for photoshoots, in hoping it gets them into Vogue… So Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, possibly broken and craving attention…for her iphone…is ridiculous, but what is more ridiculous is that people encourage, brands hire her to do it professionally, all while she should be mocked for it…weird… Work it girl…nows your shot to look hot on Kylie’s Kardashian page…leading to way more follows for you…clever…but still a cunt… The post Hailey Baldwin Works a Selfie Posing Like a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hollywood hooker Carmen Electra, brought out her fake tits and rugged face…to an event…and it brought back memories of a better era, when instagram models didn’t dilute the importance of these whores….or the whore’s importance… Because, we always need whores, but now they’re a dime a fucking dozen, geographically spread out…all over the world…they don’t need to be in Playboy, or Hollywood and they don’t need to fuck rockstars or Dennis Rodman… Carmen Electra is 100 years old…but all that plastic…makes her look like she’s 100 years old, trying to be 25…and that level of effort….is magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Carmen Electra Looks Beat the Fuck Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I’ve got to be careful what I say about Ronda Rousey , since I’m pretty sure she could beat me up without breaking a sweat. But here she is getting photographed by the paps walking with her lunch like one of those hard-working professional Instagram models and do nothing bitches she was ragging on. That said, I do agree with Ronda that she’s definitely not a do nothing bitch, because in order to be one, you have to be hot. And she is not. (Please don’t hurt me.) Photos: PacificCoastNews
Skeleton Kim…really….I guess it was on schedule in their marketing program for her app…to lure people who are addicted to her every move…like they were Lamar Odom and she was a white hooker with drugs…because she’s baiting them into buying her app…with captions like: Halloween is soon! What are you going to be? There’s a new update and you will see what I’m going to be this year! #KimKardashianHollywood But seems to be an appropriate Kardashian thing to do…I mean the rest of society, with any level of class or etiquette, would think maybe the nude selfies are less offensive than the fucking skeleton…as someone you don’t care about, but who pretends to be in your family, as it is good for marketing…and marketing is good for you….and you only care about you…and you can’t be bothered with other people’s problems…is dying… Horrible humans…. The best headline that was brought to my attention about this shit, because I don’t care about this shit was via Cosmo the day after the incident… “Kris Jenner Breaks Her Silence”…12 hours after the incident…where 6 of those hours were rounding up the troops, writing the script and driving the Vegas…and the other 6 hours was sleeping…so she could “break her silence”… These people own the media…seriously… The post Kim Kardashian’s Appropriate Lamar Death Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model who Leonardo DiCaprio decided to fuck…and make relevant…which was a huge step for Leonardo DiCaprio, because he’s historically only into dating Victoria’s Secret models…and Victoria’s Secret models and Sports Illustrated models sometimes cross over, but for the most part, they are an isolated breed of hooker who gets half naked….all egos who think they deserve to be jerked off to…and deserve the good life…and deserve the wealthy as fuck boyfriend…but the Sports Illustrated girls don’t get paid by the magazine, where the Victoria’s Secret girls do get paid. Menaing, it must have been a very difficult transition for him…you know hot groupie “model” versus what he’s used to hot groupie “paid model”….when all these bitches are just fame whoring….using their looks to get in the right circles..no different than a stripper…but I’m sure she’s very in love..he’s all she ever dreamed of as a kid diddling herself to Wolf of Wall Street… The good thing about this Kelly Rohrbach babe is that she’s not as lame as other models, she is 25 and only got into this at 24 when her acting career failed…and she’s hot as fuck…so the fact she didn’t do the whole instagram “I wanna be a model”…”but you’re a pig”….makes me think she’s less of a cunt that I assumed…which is convenient since her cunt is less of a cunt thanks to Leo fucking her…only because there’s no way that dick doesn’t have diseases…assuming he does fuck her…I’ve heard countless stories he’s a homo and that these girls are a front who he talks boys with…I mean acting is a pretty fucking gay activity and he’s top of the game…anything is possible..except the chance of you ever fucking this pile of amazing woman…Kelly Rohrbach…seriously..hot.look at these legs… The post Leonardo Dicaprio’s Pocket Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you light Lohan and soft focus the picture…she’s like an angel catching up on sleep during her recovery from addiction and from being a tabloid star more than she was ever a movie star…I was unfortunately exposed to two Lohan movies, the only two movies I think she’s ever done….I mean the other 2 don’t really count…and she was the fucking worst in all of them…yet she was talked about like she was the fucking lord of the dance, no that is that Irish dude…how about…like she was the Queen of England…no, she lives in England but no one talks about the QUeen…maybe…like she was a Kardashian….yes…famous for being famous…and in the news for doing stupid things…because she had no parents….. There is something mystical…and that will last forever or make a comeback and win that Oscar to prove that acting is a scam… But then you see her at the Mayfair hotel…and it is terrifying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BEING TERRIFYING CLICK HERE I kinda wish her mouth was in a sex tape not blowing kisses…because I like Herpes porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Lives…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know why people care that Playboy is pulling nudity from the magazine, like they did with their site, all to secure ad dollars… We live in a world where every instagram model and aspiring instagram model gets naked for their own “creative” shoots with creeper photographers to post on their tumblr…in efforts to get famous…. Let Playboy get their ad dollars featuring uninteresting girls in “provocative” non-nude ad friendly poses…with schlocky bullshit clickbait articles….or maybe their version of Esquire or Vanity Fair…all while every girl on the internet is getting naked for free… The mistake or lack of vision for Playboy is that Hef became obsess with blonde hair, big tit girls…well into the 2000s….and instead of it being a fad of the 90s…after the 60s, 70s and even 80s brought erotica…he turned it into his brand…casting strippers everywhere, even creating reality TV as a polygamist with some of the most vile looking women you could get a lap dance from at any small town strip club, but that he managed to bring into his billionaire life to gold dig…turning what could have been an interesting, thought provoking site into gutter shit… The mistake they made with the website was selling it off to Pornhub, so Pornhub could get funding from a New York hedge fund to buy and finance the billion dollar porn empire….because Pornhub, or as they are now called “Mindgeek”…know how to make flimsy porn content..and not good content..so they just cast any bitch willing to get naked for the website, usually trashy strippers, the kind with Chanel earrings and playboy bunny tattoos who dreamed of being in Playboy…they are all over instagram…. So they had a magazine and website that had nothing to do with each other, the website producing low grade porn you couldn’t jerk off to and shitty internet content…the magazine producing trasy celebrities like Holly Madison, and the other Playboy chicks…with shitty magazine editorial…. But it must be the nudity… For 50 years…they’ve secured premium ads…but now all of a sudden, in a porn generation….they can’t monetize the magazine because of nudity… Yet, if you look at the internet, every cute, normal, hipster feminist chick is doing nude shoots for no name photographers for fucking free…like it was Playboy…I have see so many hot, normal hipster girls in random tumblr shoots they post on instagram, that it’s like you don’t even need models anymore…every girl gets naked but it must be the nudity that is killing the Playboy brand… I just think it’s the cleansing of the internet. You can’t fat shame, even though girls fat shame each other. You can’t body shame, even though girls body shame each other. You can’t be a “Misogynistic” brand because you feature girls in your magazine as the focal point, but you can be a fashion magazine that features girls as the focal point, because the magazine is for women….it’s this fake-feminist movement of girls with bush, and I love bush, who think they are empowered doing abuse porn…but posting a well shot editorial shoot of a celebrity nude is misogyny… I mean, it’s come to a point where you need to ignore these ignorant “do-gooders” who think they are saving the world with their fake politics…and fake movement…when all they are doing is creating what they think is a stance, or an important movement, that they don’t live by, but like saying because it is good for social media… The free thinking people, who are comfortable with celebrating women, because free speech…should just keep moving forward and progressing and lets these cunts protest outside head office like the Christian freaks did in the 70s….it’s ok to be controversial, you can’t please everyone…and the second you try to please the younger kids who are scared to be mean to each other..is the second you’ve lost… What I am saying is the same feminist bitches who hate the misogyny of facebook…are posing naked on the internet in free the nipple campaigns…and advertisers who won’t sponsor good content because of nipples, even though we all have nipples, unless we are breast cancer survivors…should be boycotted…their products not bought…because it is oppressive… I am not passionate about this, despite all the words I wrote…it took me 4 minutes to shit this out…I just know that I started the site in 2004 and have never sold a mainstream ad because of nipples and instead of not posting nipples, I said fuck the advertisers…I like nipples…and feel calling this site porn, when I have a no dick policy…thus not being porn…blows my mind… Maybe Playboy doing this will open up the market to some people who don’t give a fuck and take the european approach to tits…and pussy… My prediction is that Playboy will post nudity again…because we’re all fucking perverts and nudity will alway win…. The post Playboy Has Dropped Nudity from their Magazine After 60 Years of Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking purposes for fashion. The money is better than the brothels or webcam dungeons they send the not as tall Eastern European girls…It is basic economics, 10,000 day rates or 4 dollars a minute…which they get 10 cents a minute from…is just more lucrative… I guess what I am saying is that I assumed all Romanians were Gypsies and touring circus acts…you know training Bears to Balance on balls…or walking the tight rope…but instead, this breakout star, gets featured in hip magazines like i-D…and probably live in a New York loft and fuck celebrities… I think the best quote from her Wikipedia is this pervert shit: Diaconu was 11 years old when a local scout first approached her to enter the field of modeling; however, she didn’t take them up on their offer until she was thirteen. She was discovered while swimming in a public pool. Child prostitution is a real thing…and hopefully not one you participate in…here are the pics… The post Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
