Now that Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are officially “professional models,” here they are hard at work walking the streets of New York for the paps. According to my sources, my favorite Baldwin and my second-favorite Jenner just finished shooting a photoshoot here, so I guess that means this counts as a double shift. Now that’s some impressive work ethic. I hope they’re getting overtime. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
It’s enough of these celebrity kids and Instagram models flooding the mainstream fashion world. Hailey Baldwin is NOT a model, nowhere close to being a model. And yet, companies are using her because she has 2.1 million followers on Instagram. Here she is trying to model some company’s clothing who I won’t mention since they don’t pay me and failing miserably. Being a fashion model now is a JOKE and any girl who signs an exclusive deal with a modelling agency is making the biggest mistake of their lives. So this is a message to all the young ladies who want to be a model: DO NO SIGN WITH AN AGENCY. EVER!!!!! Build your Instagram following and do it on your own. The agencies will come knocking at your door, promising you a bunch of bullshit, but I repeat DO NOT SIGN even if it’s tempting to have NEXT or Wilhelmina on your profile. On another note, Hailey is hot for a regular chick. I give her a 4 out of 10. That’s high on my scale.
I know I like to rag on professional Instagram models like Kylie Jenner or Gigi Hadid , but here’s one who I actually think has some real talent: Alyssa Arce . Now, yes, when I say talent, I’m talking about the area between Alyssa’s shoulders and stomach… But that said, she’s still hands-down the most talented Instagram model I’ve seen in weeks. And that’s got to count for something.
Beyonce is the fucking worst…but she doesn’t think that, or doesn’t want you to think that, so her and her team, the masters in marketing and manipulation have made the general public think she’s some kind of queen, or goddess or DIVA…here to save the fucking world with big booty, and cleary big pussy, so hungry in it’s attempt to stay fit that it’ll eat anything it gets its lips on, because Beyonce has a responsibility to compete with Jay Z’s other girlfriend Rihanna…a fight that’s been going on for a decade now… So the other night, when performing at his event for his app, for free…she pulled out her big mom pussy…for the world to see…hoping to make him stop cheating on her…and I think that cameltoe, because it comes with so much meaning, is the highlight of the week… Mmmmmmmmom pussy…..has recently become my favorite kind of pussy because mom’s are so fucking horny, trying to be sexy and have sex appeal, dealing with their hormones and competing with the youth, even fucking they youth, because they already have the kid out of their system, and just want to come…not to mention they are easy to fist and I love fisting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is one of the last American models, who is still tall and thin and amazing to look at…almost a blast of from the past when you factor in how the modern American woman is built…which is all booty…..thick legs and big booty..even the whit girls even the skinny girls…and every once in a while, we need a reminder of the past…in the form of long, skinny legs, with that inner thigh muscle…pulsating in a way that just makes me want to lick my way up to her soul, despite fearing her soul, because in being a model, and under 25, she’s probably fucked some sketchy rich dude dick all without a condom…but I’d still go for it..because dirty pig girls are all I know….and they NEVER look like this…so I think that means love just happened. Here she is for a magazine that I guess Victoria’s Secret outsourced her to work…to help build her celebrity…makes sense. The post Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating… It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it… As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked… So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert… These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully? The post Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lily Rose Depp has a great face. She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her… But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream… She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun… Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute… So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely. The post Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This models name is Isabella…I guess she’s trying to keep her last name out of things…because she figures that when she does the best shoot of her life…and she should be sending out fucking press releases about the shit like she was Emily Ratajkowski, who also used TREATS! Magazine to get her out there, and make her famous, even if the pics are kind of boring, they feature tits, and tits, in what remind me of a 90s Sports Illustrated swimsuit…is some throwback nonsense I can fuck with, even if all these pictures, everyday, are the equivalent of clickbait bullshit…just too much flimsy content to go through, the good news is that the tits in them….are still tits and thus worth looking at… The photographer is Erez Sabag. The post Isabella by Erez Sabag for TREATS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to think that the world needs more of Megan Fox’s pussy definition in leggings now that she’s a mid 30 year old divorcee…but the reality is that the world needed more Megan Fox pussy definition back when she mattered, in an era when Instagram models weren’t making the “hot” actresses the production companies basically told us they wanted us to fuck…because as drone idiots fully manipulated by the media…we couldn’t make these decisions on our own…and the fact was we’d fuck anything and want to fuck anything that was willing to fuck us…even fat chicks…but society couldn’t leave things at that, they couldn’t leave us satisfied, but instead…needed to give us “sex icons”…in all their plastic surgery glory to crave and feel inadequate about our choices… I wouldn’t give Megan Fox any of that credit, or say she’s had any impact on society at all… I mean her biggest gig was in a movie that they replaced her with a model who couldn’t act and no one cared…I am just saying in the era of instagram models, she’d never exist today, no matter how hard she fucked the dude from 90210…back when the dude from 90210 was the dude in 90210…. Who cares…pussy definition…is a fetish, my fetish, this fetish, here and now on some porn slut looking girl who is never naked..but should be. The post Megan Fox’s Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Racist! Her name is Martha Hunt, who you may know as one of the last American models, as all the modeling jobs have been outsourced to other countries, where the girls are hungrier, both literally and figuratively, meaning they are more affordable and less fat.. There is no way that her Towel Head picture as part of the photoshoot for whatever this is for…is not a subliminal, but obvious commentary on the state of the Arab counties… Everyone knows the slur for ARab is towelhead, we also know that the media is owned by Jewish people, and Jewish people are all by law Israeli, and Israeli’s and Palestinians are killing each other…so put 2 and 2 together motherfucker…pretty obvious…right? CONSPIRACIES.. TO SEE HER TITS IN A RED DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt is a Towel Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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