It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots… I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in modeling, when clearly she’s got the filled up face that looks 40 and tits to be a high paid escort… Something,, I’ve heard she may or may not be involved in for 20,000 dollars a night…rumors…where do people come up with these kinds of things…that’s no way to talk about a girl wondering the streets of LA looking for the paparazzi to tell a bullshit quote to…hoping to get noticed since Sports Illustrated coverage has pretty much done all it’s going to do for her… She sounds so fucking dumb…and I find pleasure or at least satisfaction in that, because I’d hate for a her to be anything but a vapid bitch going “look at my tits, let’s work out, omg take a pic of my booty”… A video posted by Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:26am PDT She looks so wrecked…like a broken down hooker..but that body is tight.. The post Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
a> I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do… Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives…. But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources… Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…
Genevieve Morton is the busty South African model who is probably pushing 30…. She’s never really gone fully viral, because I guess America likes their silly hug boobs to be on American girls…it’s just speaks to the fertility of the land of opportunity, or something…it’s like when a midwestern corn fed girl has tits…it’s speaks to the American zeitgeist….this is what American men of all ages grew up loving… So a white African, who I am sure Black South Africans are really into for how well they were treated all these years over the diamonds and other natural resources of the coutnry….don’t really have the same impact as a Kate Upton… But that doesn’t stop this one, in fact, the older she gets, the more naked she gets, saying “Look at me, I’m here”…even though when compared to what else is out there…it’s almost amazing she’s still getting in the magazine that virtually created her as it is the only work she seems to have ever had…Sports Illustrated… Now I am a believer, and feel that Genevieve Morton has the ability to be a great force in the world, doing more than playjng the elf in a Christmas movie, or in porn…just as soon as the reality check of “you’re not that important” sets in…because a model made humble…is a model worth supporting…but then again, if she was smart, she’d take her portfolio to a rich husband to get knocked up because rich guys live swimsuit models. #blooddiamonds The post Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for a photoshoot because she had awesome fucking tits that I guess she wanted to take to the next level of tit attention by having a broader audience look at her tits…and possibly celebrate her tits…making all her tit dreams come true… I assume, I went on about how she’s just another one of these instagram aspiring acts who is either signed with a shit agency or just lured in by a creep photographer…who is on a mission to help her get known…or at least that’s the promise because of promises of fame… In case you don’t read the top left of this site “I’ll make you famous” is my slogan for a reason…girls are dumb, especially ones who want to be celebrity models, and promises of fame through nude pics is a great way to take advantage of them…and get them nude…often times, they even fuck…. So in being an internet asshole, I called this one a girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….and I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, and not money, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend. What I learned from that is to not out the strategy on a public forum like this site…don’t let the models getting naked know they are a punchline or just something to jerk off to or fuck…perpetuate the lie, really believe the lie, and nurture the lie, and celebrate the lie…and the tits getting naked due to the lie…because that’s what I’m into…I like these no name, ambitious little twats showing their twats like it was porn… I spent 20 years asking girls to show me their tits and being rejected, the fact that the mainstream have these egos and vanity and self absorbed attitude…is perfect and feeds my plan…to see them all naked.. So I encourage their nudity. I want them to do more of it. I encourage their drive..and that she gets naked for free…since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you celebrate her…you keep her around and you keep getting her naked for free…until eventually she gets a rich boyfriend…who talks some sense into her… You don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…It is possible that none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…it turns them on, and this is the next level in exploring their sexuality…I’m not them, I just want to look at them.. So let’s celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them for being desperate…because we like desperate…. The post Elle Brittain Naked With Friedns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People probably don’t know this, but Christina Milian is only famous because she took her Disney kid positioning to the sluttiest music video of the late 90s…you know the kind of music video you could jerk off to in the late 90s…when music videos were the most slutty content that was available to you thanks to shitty internet connection and cable TV… She realized she was a one hit wonder so she married her producer who knocked her up…something that financially made sense to her, because he put her writing credit on a lot of his songs, including Bieber songs, meaning she makes fucking bank…but when you’re an egotistical cunt, making bank isn’t all there is to life…getting that fan base back up and running, running your own business, hosting shitty singing contest shows and not even as the main host because that’s how little you fucking matter…she’s gone back into music…all looking old in the face, old in the body, but wearing see through clothing, because nipples are what people want to see and she can spin that into money…or hits…or likes and follows… So if mom nipples on a ex popstar turned gold digger trying to be a popstar at 40…it worked for Beyonce…it doesn’t get better than this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian See Through Music Video Comeback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
McKayla Maroney is an American hero.. She has fought for your country and lost her limbs fighting for your freedom…in the form of being one of 10 athletes on the American gold winning Olympic team…before jumping right into her passion…flirting with her creepy male fanbase, probably all over 30, who thought her little body was tight, fit, strong, young, perfect and something they wanted to coach on their dick… I don’t know what her deal is, what she does, I am guessing it involves her using or finding her sex appeal, for god knows what…but definitely not gymnastics… So talented for porn, but I doubt that’ll happen…America doesn’t let their gold medal heroes do porn..except maybe Caitlyn Jenner…that Olympic bitch is pure smut. The post America’s Gymnast Hero McKayla Maroney for America of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being an icon herself…she’s more of “how did she get cast by this lingerie company, oh right, her boyfriend is in Pirate of the Caribbean”….to “I can’t believe she fucked bieber”… I bet she posted this to snapchat..you know since part of fucking the billionaire founder of snapchat is to either get hired to run campaigns for him, you know to make her hooker fee tax deductible…and/or to seem like she’s contributing to his business so that he sticks with her, even though she’s a fucking nobody…a nobody doing the Marilyn Monroe… TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER TITS WITH SNAPCHAT BILLIONAIRE CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party and wears the craziest costumes.. My personal favorite her being Seal …but in keeping with the monster theme… Others include: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS CLICK HERE HER DRESSED LIKE HER OLD WASHED UP SELF CLICK HERE HER SHITTY ON HINDU RELIGION CLICK HERE Now she’s doing this Kardashian shit..which is just that shit…but for some reason..mildly erotic…because Kim K already looks like a fucking sex doll, why not prove how doughy and plastic that Kardashian look is, even when using a old, washed up model doing it in a playful way rather than a “Kim K is the worst pile of fat shit”…way…because despite being german..she is kind… It’s just too bad she’s not doing the Kim Kardashian costume we all want to see…a scene from her sex tape….she can recruit ex husband, baby daddy, child support paying Seal to play Ray J…because you see Kim K and Heidi Klum have a lot in common. They are both Nazis. The post Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 80s had their share of fame whores who showed their big stupid tits for attention and managed to turn that into a pop career, media frenzy, where dudes who loved tits, would get sucked into their bullshit and make them very rich….until being forgotten because tits, although being fun to play with and suck on, do not equate to talent…or a really anything more than just tits..and eventually just fade into obscurity, and pretty much die off as they get older…while the host body of those tits..just self medicates, dealing with being obsolete, until eventually dying off to….or in Sam Fox’s case, getting kicked off planes…because tits and their relevance don’t directly correlate with lifespan of the host body that exploited said tits… I guess this is a glimpse into where all these instagram models will be in 30 years after 27 years of people not caring about them…after thinking for their 5 minutes that they were actually important… It is my duty to support Glamour Models of a different era in their struggles…this is the story: Former glamour model Samantha Fox was booted off a flight for being ‘intoxicated’ and ‘abusive towards staff’. The 49-year-old was kicked off the £150 Wizz Air flight from London Luton airport to Vilnius, in Lithuania, where she was performing at a concert. Witnesses say the former page three girl swore after being charged £30 for her carry-on bag and not getting priority boarding. The singer is said to have ranted: ‘I shouldn’t have to queue with these people.’ An onlooker called Dave wrote on Twitter: ‘Thanks for delaying the flight with ridiculous has been diva behaviour.’ Via DailyMaiL What a joke….but then again, the fact that she still exists, was going to perform in Lithuania, this many years later…getting paid to do this…when the cum spilled looking at her tits are so distant it’s like it never happened…and I guess it’s not really a story, because she ended up making the show…thank god for that.. These are her fans….in Lithuania…I guess there wasn’t much else to do that night.. Here are some of her other instagram pics… Here she is in her glory days… Tits…always made girls matter… The post Samantha Fox Kicked Off of a Plane of a Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
