If you’re a fan of smoking hot bikini models, I have a feeling you’re going to love today’s InstaBabe — and if you aren’t, well, I’m not really sure what you’re doing reading this site. Either way, I want to introduce you to Kate Compton , who’s got hands-down one of the hottest Instagrams I’ve ever come across. But don’t just take my word for it, check it out for yourself below, and enjoy. A video posted by Kate Compton (@thekatecompton) on Aug 8, 2015 at 9:18pm PDT » view all 17 photos
Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner… Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people… I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models…. She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites.. Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares… Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat… The post Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel is a substantially boring model…yes, she looks good, has an amazing body, but she’s lazy in her career…she doesn’t make noise, she doesn’t make moves, she just does these shoots with very little personality…looking like some kind of robot or sex doll which is something that may be hot to some of you who hate women and everything they have to say…but I like a bit of flavor.. I don’t care if her body is tight, tens of thousands of girls are tight bodied…. I do think this move to get naked in a popular men’s magazine in France, that might as well be Playboy and that has produced some great nude shoots of models, is a start…headed in the right direction in this tail end of her career because I am sure she’s trying to scramble to hold onto the fame she’s managed to get from Victoria’s Secret…and if it involves naked…that’s solid enough for me….maybe there is more to Candice than just some South African rich white person riding the wave… These are just preview pics…the rest will happen probably in the next 24 hours…stay tuned.. The post Candice Swanepoel Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I haven’t written about UK Glamour models in a very long time. I was never really interested in them or the fact that these men’s magazines would do cheesy fucking photoshoots with them. They were always just low level models who were probably cocktail waitresses who figured out that if they showed their tits, they could be the next JORDAN KATIE PRICE, and either make a bit of money in the process, or land a soccer player, because there are so many soccer players looking for trashy cocktail waitress type girls, who have the stamp of model on their ass, because it makes them seem more high profile and like their tits are more valuable…It was just strategic hooking, while celebrating that not all UK women are toothless chimney sweeping grey skinned trolls, but also fake tan, fake tit, 90s Playboy looking trash…who didn’t quite do Playboy, but they did do NUTS…which I guess is not the same at all, or Page 3…. That said….Rosie Jones…is one of the newer Glamour Models, if 10 years in the dated, pre instagram game, is considered newer…and instead of fading into obscurity, she’s booked this high profile gig modeling sex store looking lingeire, you know cheap shit, with her nipples photoshopped out, underwear that likely causes yeast infections even when not shared between prostitutes…because I guess being on the package of sex store lingerie is status to a stripper who never was….or maybe she just needs the money and this is the modeling equivalent of doing anal in porn, or turning to getting paid for sex to buy your designer purse…who knows….or cares… I’m posting it because these pics are so bad…and could have been so decent because she has great tits…and there are instagram photographers capable of doing better than whatever this shit is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Jones in the Cheesy Yeast Infection Causing Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since I know you guys love discovering new hot models almost as much as I do, meet today’s InstaBabe: Alli Martinez . Now, the only thing I know about Alli so far is that her Instagram is so full of hotness, it could probably melt through solid steel, but I look forward to getting to know her better, one picture at a time. If you’ll excuse me, this might take a while. » view all 17 photos
Heather Depriest is a Guess model, which is a very very vague title, because Guess is run by some dude who just loves blondes with big tits, but he’s been able to create an empire using that vibe, but more importantly, he’s been able to create a few stars, from Kate Upton to Anna Nicole Smith, to Charlotte McKinney, but not really, because she was never an official “Guess Girl” in campaign, she was more in a pic from their social media that they used as a marketing hook when casting her for Dancing With the Stars, because those tits had no real “star”…and they had to spin what they had… Doens’t matter…this is Heather Depriest, in some fashionable nudity for what I assume is a men’s magazine she’s the covergirl for, but we can’t say their name because they aggressively sue and I don’t see a rabbit logo that normally pollutes their images….and I assume this is part of their rebrand to be more of a fashion mag using naked models…since all models get naked…instead of being the trashy hooker / stripper looking girls the dementia ridden founder of the magazine was into…. You know, take a more modern, instagram approach o naked chciks..and as long as girls like Heather Depriest, who you can find on Instagram HERE ….I like the use of their “resources… THis is the first time I’ve done a post on her, and I’ve done posts on anyone…so I guess this is her big debut…like it should be… The post Heather Depriest TOpless Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson still has strong legs… Possibly from carrying her around when she was fat as fuck bfore, during and after pregnant…. Provng that obese people can have muscles under the obesity…you just need to get a million dollars from Weight Watchers to lose that weight, rather than lose those muscular legs to diabetes… I don’t know what a Friday at 9 pm Jessica Simpson leg is important to post…but I’m sticking to posting it… Blame alcoholism TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s got Strong Fuucking Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So…. Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring… Now, I can assume a good time was had by all…and by all I mean you, trying to masturbate to this…and not me, because I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me… But I guess, I’m old school and when those F-List, to No-List nobodies do their lingerie in bed shoots, it’s just fucking lame… When A-List models, even over rated fat ones do it…I approve.. Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….beause maybe, just maybe, only media outlet will boycott that shit. The post Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Helena Christensen has a bit of the old lady model, concerned with her appearance, because her existence has been based on her looks. She’s made all her money based on her looks. She’s probably had all the rich cock because of her looks….She was even cast in the Chris Isaacs Wicked Games music video romance porn straight out of a Romance Novel…because she was a Victoria’s Secret model, hot..and had tits… Well, she’s still got those tits, but they are much older, despite what she’s trying to trick us with her pornstar looking parazlyzed face. That music video was probably over 20 years ago, proving that you can maintained sex appeal, but people still get old, the yogurt still expires, and no matter how much botox they shove into their paralyzed plastic face….your big tits and nipples can’t fool me…you’re not a sex toy, despite only being able to make the face of a sex toy, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating…I mean that and her nipples for a magazine with the silliest name ever… Wearing fetish gear….never too old..for any of that…no matter what your face is telling us… The post Helena Christensen Nipples for No Tofu of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
