I don’t know who Chloe Wheatcroft is, but clearly she’s a model, who is built like a model, in an era where models, who are built like models, are shamed by fat girls…because fat girls hat skinny girls..and the brand that use skinny girls…even though skinny is healthy, and just as geneticially predisposed as it is for them to be skinny as it is for those bitches to be fat… The good news is that the general public hate fat chciks, and so do fat chicks…but unfortuantely, brands are tyring to seem tolerant, ending girls like Chloe Wheatcroft,… Which I guess doesn’t matter, I’m just posting her for her tits… The post Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever… I still like looking at Heidi Klum in a bikini, because she’s clearly genetically modified, possibly from being a German…and we know all about the German’s research into DNA and ethnic cleansing…trying to create the perfect race…which one could argue, at least based on her aging, that Heidi Klum may be… Not to mention, her vagina is like a circus trick, and not just because she’s in her 50s, but because it’s been filled with babies after being filled with massive black penis…making her even more interesting to me….like some kind of science experiment, and/or german scat porn… The post Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Ana Beatriz Barros in a while, but I think I’m going to have to start looking for her more often after seeing these pictures of the Brazilian SI model out in Barcelona. Because unlike all the Instagram models and hot wannabes I end up posting, Ana here’s the real thing. I’d even be willing to bet she’d look just as smoking hot modeling a garbage bag as a bikini. Although, just for future reference, I’d much rather see her in the bikini, in case she’s reading this… Photos: PacificCoastNews
Christina Milian is a joker… This mom…is a mom…but behaving like an instagram hooker…and not even then fake model instagram hookers…but the ratchet Miami video vixen instagram models…with the ass injections and the trashy outfits…with the sole objective of being knocked up by a rapper or an athlete…even though Christina Milian has already been knocked up by a rapper/producer…has all the money she needs…and even had a hit song of her own..which I guess isn’t as great as being invited to twerk at pool parites in Vegas….so she’s working this gutter angle…and it’s so fucking weird… My theory, her husband cheated on her with an instagram ratchet… They call them THOTS and usually you’re not Beverly Hills mansion dwelling, but rather dressing like this to get to Beverly Hills mansion dwell…even though the hookers actually live in Calabasas… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bikini… The post Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American… She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed….. She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something.. That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing… The post Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American… She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed….. She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something.. That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing… The post Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OK, so I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping for when you saw that headline, but until New York approves my landmark law suit to let me install cameras in Taylor Swift ‘s bedroom, this is all we’re getting for now: my favorite socialite models/BFFs Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne at the Taylor Swift concert. Although I thought us bloggers were the only one allowed to go out in public in pajamas . Guess not. Unless Cara’s planning a career change. Photos: PacificCoastNews
It’s no secret that models are high paid hookers. They charge for by the hour to get naked for work…and they charge by the night for the richest guy willing to pay….I know countless stories of models getting paid to fuck…some got paid 25k, others as much as a million, and even if they don’t get paid the million a night for sex with rich guys…they can always just marry and get knocked up by a rich guy… Hot girls like rich, rich like hot girls…makes sense… The fact is, they use the modeling to get an audience, it is a great platform to lure rich men, who want the top quality hooker, so they feel they get their money’s worth out of a woman they end up with… Sure, we’re all whores…but these girls are so obvious about it, especially in this shoot for W Mag, and really all half naked shoots, that are really the way the world is going, this by Mert and Marcus, that features people like: Chrissy Tiegen, Bella Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Doutzne Kroes, Irina Shayk, and some instagram model from a music video with big tits…and Lily Aldridge fingering herself… Not much different than a porn shoot…only this is for a billion dollar corporation, while my content is deemed porn…so ridiculous.. We seee naked girls all day, so why feed into this girls…there are so many better produced better looking girls out there…but fashion porn makes them more interesting I guess.. TO SEE THE FEATURE VISIT W MAG The post Models Get Erotic / Slutty in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I probably don’t need to tell you guys the bad news, that our favorite TV hottie Sofia Vergara is still dating that Joe Manganiello meathead, and that’s why she’s here looking white hot at the world premiere of his new movie Magic Mike XXL . And I know it’s gonna be tough for a pasty blogger like me to compete with a fake male stripper, but here’s hoping Sofia’s looking for someone with a more wholesome job to take home to mom and dad. You know, like a guy who gets paid to write about motorboating hot models on the Internet. Fingers crossed! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit… The post Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
