Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini… She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing… I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate… I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for… I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties… I’ll never know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do… You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl.. Rich and trashy…awesome. The post Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Phoebe Price is a friend of mine….we email each other, which is far more pleasant than the death threats that I get from really strange people who either think I am a different Jesus Martinez, or very passionate about the celebrities and models you’d assume no one cares about, but who someone is willing to kill for, even though there are way better people to kill for a statement…I’m insignificant..but Phoebe Price isn’t…she’s a classy, and amazing, older woman…who still has it going on…she’s classy, and elegant, even when in her little paparazzi attention seeking hustle…because I think she’s trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to be noticed and talked about despite not actually being famous…and when it involves her bare ass, that is a good ass, even when it is an old ass, I celebrate every pixel…that’s internet for every inch of this..because this is the interent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pheobe Price Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it interesting, but not interesting at all, that Kate Upton is heavier than any of the plus sized models the agencies are booking for work, because America likes fat chicks, as america is fat chicks, and skinny chicks just upset buyers who can’t relate to skinny chicks, but hate skinny chicks, for not eating as much cake as them…. I mean there is so much more interesting to look at, to focus on, to pay attention to, that some girl who was busty at 16 and fit enough to get famous as a titty model…even though she started out rich to begin with, her dad invented the washing machine…I know she looks more like her dad invented the deep fryer… Not that it matters…what does matter is that you’d still let her sit on your face, now that she’s grown into her tits, even though you’d probably die…you’ve lived long enough anyway… Here are her pants about to explode…because she doesn’t want to size-up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves.. That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical…. The post Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves.. That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical…. The post Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s hottie Camila Morrone back with another set of bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, it’s hard to say what sets her apart from all the other smoking hot, moderately famous bikini models that I post on this site. Having a killer body just isn’t enough these days. If Camila really wants to stand out from the pack, she’s going to need to do something no one’s ever done before — like, say, hook up with a blogger, for instance… » view all 38 photos
Here name is LAUREN WASSER ….her instagram is @theimpossiblemuse….and she’s fascinating… I saw her pictures a week ago because I follow Paris Hilton’s actual BFF, not that twat from her reality show FOTOFETISH …. I was obviously compelled by the fact she was misssing a leg, figuring that this was just another progressive move by the fashion industry to be different, or obscure, like what they are doing with all the plus sized models….or trans models…or really anyone who isn’t a conventional model…while still having the look of a conventional model, because when looking at her, you can tell she’s a legit model… I just assumed she had a motorcycle accident with some drunk billionaire she was dating…but it turns out the story is much more evil corporation than that…. She lost her leg because of Toxic Shock Syndrome…something you may remember learning about in Health Class, or from some hipplie chick in the late 90s showing off her “Keepa Menstrual Cup”….but that you probably haven’t heard of since, since you don’t get your period… The idea is that shoving a tampon in you, seeing as it is a foreign object, normally not sterile, and made with chemicals, fucks up your system, directly to your blood source, causing a bacterial infection that can lead to death or I guess amputation… The story of her realizing she was sick, to being hospitalized is terrifying, but she’s still here even after heart attack to tell the story and remind girls that this exists and is an issue, She’s also in the process of suing Kotex / Kimberly Clark and getting things more regulated in goverment…because this should not happen to anyone…. I am sure she will win, but hope it makes a lot of fucking noise, because clearly corporate negligence when you know they know better and have the resources to prevent this is a bigger issue than being able to breast feed in a park..when you already can… #freethetampon. because your period shouldn’t kill you, but rather be a celebration that I didn’t knock you up…. All this to say, I think it needs attention, it is a serious almost forgotten issue and I think Lauren Wasser needs attention…ideally while I watch…because I’m in love….I know I say that daily…but this time it’s real…She’s amazing… The post Lauren Wasser is the Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but could mean she’s a Nazi…Nazi or not, she is was Hiltler was looking for…a solid aryan…that may or may not be a product of ethnic cleansing…because I guess girls that look this good shouldn’t exist without scientific intervention like they did with her model competitor, who is unfortunately not fighting her in a mud wrestling match to the death, the one who hangs out with Taylor Swift and was grown in a test tube…. Not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s posing topless like all good models do these days…because if you don’t post topless you don’t matter…and I guess Nadine Leopold matters….but not as much as her tits… The post Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
