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Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day

My favorite thing about Anna Spechart, because it is the only thing I know about Anna Spechart, is the name Anna Spechart, because when you say it fast, it sounds like an old Jewish grandmother choking on her chopped liver sandwich, which is what I assume Jewish Grandmother’s eat, because that’s what their Grandmother vaginas smell like… You see, I used to live next to a Jewish deli, and I figured that’s what Jewish Grandmother and everytime I would see the chopped liver in a pile, the smell would hit me and I’d say “if I had to describe what I think Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like, that is definitely what Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like”…but I haven’t had the chance to experience it, because Jewish Grandmother’s don’t really put out… All this to say, Anna Spechart, is in a lingerie campaign, that may make you Spechart if you’re a 65 year old who still has a sex drive, that isn’t desensitized by internet porn.. Because I know the 16 year old boys who in my era were the demographic to jerk off to bikini catalog pics are saying to themselves “where’s the butt plug insertion?”…. Here are those pics anyway… The post Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

There was a time – when Isabeli Fontana was an underage lingerie model from Brazil, who booked a Victoria’s secret campaign, a dream for all models, before ever graduating from high school, or even before having a driver’s license…yet Victoria’s Secret, never went to jail for this underage lingerie shoots…either did their photographers…since like Disney before them, they’ve been able to beat the legal system when it comes to these things…Sex Offending and inappropriate photoshoots with teen girls, is for poor people…. She’s been in the scene forever…because she is no longer that 16 year old lingerie model from Brazil getting naked for predatorial corporations…in fact she has a bunch of kids….with what I assume are rich people…and she was even engaged to a black man…who was one of Bob Marley’s son…scandalous… Now she’s still mdoeling, and I think she’s fucking amazing, but I always have, so ere she is in Harper’s Bazaar… Not naked, not exciting, but still Isabeli Fontana and sometimes that’s enough…. The post Isabeli Fontana for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira,she’s a Brazlian model who I guess lives in Miami, because the paparazzi have taken pics of her in a bikini, and we like to look at girls in bikinis…and she is amazing.. I follow her on Instagram I also like to start my day with fitness videos because I am fat and they remind me that, along with everything else that has gone wrong in my life, and for some reason all this fitness porn is run by Brazilian models…because I guess it is either a fetish there, or they like being in shape – or more importantly their catholicism doesn’t let them make real erotica, so they do it the healthy way…. So here is the fitness video Here’s the fitness video It's time to swim in the ocean with my pink and yellow bikini #collection #juliapereira by @lybethras PS: G string cut bottoms are better to tan! #braziliangirl #beachstyle ????????????????? beijosss A video posted by Júlia Pereira (@juliapereira) on Mar 24, 2015 at 3:26pm PDT The post Julia Pereira Does Brazilian Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Depressed Rob Kardashian Drowning His Sorrows In Freaky Flick Stars & Big Booty Vixens

Depressed Rob Kardashian Reaching Out To Vixens For Friendship Apparently when he’s not on social media throwing shots at his older sister , Rob is huddled in his room sliding into the DMs of curvy Insta-chicks and Twitter honeys. As RadarOnline reports, Rob has been actively seeking confidantes on the social media pages of numerous voluptuous vixens, adult-film stars and Instagram “models.” In fact, he’s reached out to so many for “friendship” he’s building quite the reputation among the sisterhood of the traveling waist-trainers. As one popular Insta-model shared: “He’s a nice guy. I know a lot of other girls who speak to him as well. He has never said anything sexual to me. He’s a very respectful guy. He just asks me what I like to do for fun, how my day was. It just seems like he wants someone to talk to.” So we’re supposed to believe Rob hits up the social media accounts of women who have 798 photos showcasing their azz-to-waist ratio …only to seekout a deep convo? Well if he just wants to talk to big-booty selfie-addicts, why doesn’t he just walk upstairs and have a chat with his sister Khloe?

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Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret… I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit.. Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks… It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy… Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models… The post Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 24, 2015 at 5:37am PDT I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her… The post Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are… Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone… I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great… But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me… The post Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day

I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day

I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michael Phelps’ Dominatrix who Pisses on Him of the Day

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